@MeghanMcCain Get her lyrics out of your mouth.

I just got shushed in the library. I'm the librarian. By a patron. I was having a perfectly normal conversation.

Powerpuff Girls Hive riot at the NYT Connections office when?

Dreams come true.

@omgitsemilyward @ComedyBangBang Thank you for this video. I literally screamed when j realized we were getting Maxwell Keeper last night. What a freaking show that was.

Aegon, The Realm’s Delight sounds like an ice cream flavor. It definitely has a burnt caramel taste. #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

I know what Alicent was doing in the woods. #HouseOfTheDragon #Twilight

There will be dozens of garage metal bands that change their names to Army of Bastards tonight. #HOTD #HouseOfTheDragon

Me liking every comment that calls Jack Quaid “Hollywood’s Good Boy” in a completely non- @ComedyBangBang related tweet.

Travis Kelce couldn’t get backstage less than a year ago and now he’s on stage at the Eras Tours. #LONDONTSTHEERASTOUR

If I were a certain British actor I might take No Body, No Crime as my cue to keep my damn mouth shut.

She heard Spongebob is hosting the Kids Choice Award and said let’s get Travis that award. #BikiniBottomStyle #LiverpoolTStheErasTour

So this Verizon issue isn’t just me, huh?

RT @taylornation13: The number of times we've used this in regular work conversation 🤪 #TSTTPD

New Museum of Science and Industry name just dropped.

The timing of @folkleric getting banned right before the TTPD set starting seems very deliberate and targeted. Not cool twitch.

Our room has scratched up furniture, a small tv by modern standards and only onee chair besides the two rock hard beds . Don’t even get me started on the post card sized window with my grandmas curtains because I wasn’t expecting any sort of view staying here but seriously.

@thisisvertrying I also feel like no one is talking about him saying they watch Hallmark movies.