Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar 🇵🇸 ✌🏼
@TheTowerSkin
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Pedro’s roommate. Ni*ls*n ratings influencer. co-host of @bored2lifepod . straight edge is a spectrum and I’m on it 🫡🚬🌲☕️🍔
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A whale should have eaten the necklace and they could have made a sequel where they were hunting the whale
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Johnny Mnemonic takes place in 2021. I mean I guess we’re all carrying deadly amounts of data in our heads and shit sucks and Ice T speaks truth worldwide through millions of screens so... damn. Well played, Tristar Pictures.
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Meat Loaf taught me it was okay to be a fat blackout drunk
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Not a cop to be seen but last year after peacefully marching with 200 people downtown without incident (not that it matters) my friends and I were surrounded by 4 cars and 12+ cops while walking back to our cars. Cool cool
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@saltmbank
@cushbomb
So that little kid who was gonna have Spider-Man on their tombstone should have clocked a higher body count huh
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Found the best dressed human at the gig:
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@feraljokes
My dad got to right after the doorbell rang in the rain before going to bed for the night and told me “the dad seemed like a competent driver giving value for dollar, the wife was alright I guess, and those kids are assholes”. Not sure if he’s finished the movie yet.
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There are healthier ways to do this than war. Like cheating on your partner and getting caught, or get popped for drunk driving, maybe both at the same time.
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I have never wanted to vote for anyone else in my life. Best thing to happen to the Democratic Party since ever.
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Alright, round 2, not gonna fuck this up
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My dad once told me that he saw Doctor Zhivago in theaters 17 times with 12 different women and got laid 14 times. That movie is 3h20m. So 56h40m sitting for about 1h15m of sex based on a 5.4m median time. So approx 352cal burnt against approx 5,300cal+ in popcorn. Damn.
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@virgiltexas
The Rock was seen reading Warren’s book in Ballers, I think you’re wrong about American Samoa
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What if I opened up an Prodigy-themed food truck called Snack My Bitch Up
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A paid fascist parade
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There it is. The
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@EddyOnly8
for the inkski
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First day I haven’t wanted to kms in weeks, can I get a hell yeah
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@VanityFair
Tell David that my CashApp is $TowerSkin and that my brother is dead and to do what’s in his heart and also to go swim with bricks in his pockets
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@Mythicalmaster2
@AlexMooreActor
The only reason I bought a Sega Saturn recently was because there’s no ROMs/emulation without one. Sega didn’t get any of that money. Just the same as Madhouse not getting any money if I buy old VHSs of Record Of Lodoss War.
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When I was a know-nothing little shit I used to make fun of my dad for liking Enya. If I could meet that unfortunate past version of myself I would slap that soft fattie out of his Ecko sweatshorts and into a little place called Reality because Enya is grown-ass man-ass man shit.
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Realizing that Kevin Nash was one of the rare dude wrestlers with long hair that worked with dry hair, and really, it’s magnificent
the first thing in wrestling that caused me to mark the fuck out
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If a man’s soul were bound to a giant biomechanical armored beast, best believe it would constantly be punching holes in the wall and eating raw meat and shit
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If the Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind tech existed more people would use it to re-experience media for the first time than to forget relationships
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What if the next Weird World shirt design was just
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real big on the front
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If y’all want good medieval dark fantasy, watch Berserk. There’s a trilogy of flicks on Netflix. There’s a whole-ass series from the 90s on your favorite Very Legal streaming sites. Lots of books. Just watch Berserk. It has a pretty silver haired character, you’ll love ‘em
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Pro Wrestling, next question
What's the best piece of "right-wing" art? (Whatever that means to you)
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@murderxbryan
and his family letting me crash in the guest room (which I’m still not sure how I got back to after after-afterpartying with
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on night two)
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This is the official Baby Yoda of
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1 year off the booze today. Shouts out to this dumbass flag I bought about 5 months into this Infinite Sauce Sabbatical
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Weird Body is the Rey Mysterio of Burton, OH.
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