Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissan
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What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
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He was harassing the parents of Sandy Hook massacre victims you dumb fucking potato
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Our children keep getting slaughtered at school just so these ridiculous chucklefucks can continue cosplaying Rambo at Starbucks
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Jesus Christ you Trump-loving morons, I am NOT the actor Liam Neeson, I'm just a suburban dad who hates fascism a lot
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"Let's Go Brandon" is code for "I take livestock medicine"
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Trump and Epstein were BFFs for like 25 goddamn years. You MAGAts are dumb as fuck
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So a cop was already on scene, heard the shots in real time, and the shooter still killed eight people before the cop could take him out.
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I wonder how many Republican women took a pregnancy test today and found out they are Democrats.
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Hey my muchachos, some shit recently went down but I'm back and better than ever
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Wow, someone just parked a Kenmore refrigerator outside my office
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Hey chuckledicks heads up, every time you buy a red MAGA hat the money goes to E. Jean Carroll now
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Hear me out: Maybe if we recategorized vaginas as "pelvis-mounted semiautomatic baby launchers" the Republicans would stop regulating them altogether.
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"I'll burn your motherfucking house down" - Ron Perlman
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If they wanna bring prayer into the schools then we'll bring the IRS into their church.
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Donald Trump had Jeffrey Epstein on goddamn 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘭
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Motherfuckers I'm not a communist, I'm just a former Republican suburban dad who got sick and tired of all these racist Trump-loving morons trying to overthrow our government
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Michael Rapaport says he might vote for Trump because Biden's America is a nightmare.
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I picked this Twitter name because I thought it would make people laugh, not because I expected it to confuse a vast subset of Republicans. I am not the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumb as rocks
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This is my now daily apology to actor Liam Neeson and his fam. Sorry dude it had to be done
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Kevin Sorbo you dumb motherfucker, Busch Light is made by the same company 🤣
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If my kids gotta do mass shooter drills, I think your kids are ready to hear the word "gay" at school.
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I seen this look before before, guys. It happened right before my mom whupped my ass in the checkout line at the KMart back in 1978
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"Justice Kavanaugh, there are angry protestors outside the restaurant!"
"Then we must abort the meal and escape."
"Back alley?"
"Yes...Unfortunately it's the only option we've got left."
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