Not being out at work is really getting me down. Don't know what to do.

I've just stapled a golden graham. Thought it would crack but it didnt. Stapled neatly like paper.

Black Mirror 2 - found it lacking in explanations, frustratingly slow, weirdly sparse of dialogue and without the twist I kept expecting.

Am I the only one a little suspicious about these pandas from china?

@ranvir01 Wishfull thinking about it being the weekend Ranvir!

Somethings being filmed on Timperley Rec, film catering trucks etc in scout hut carpark, anyone know whats going on??

I dont HAVE to answer my mobile phone, it is optional. Why then, when I don't answer am I accused of 'not answering your phone'?

Im fed up with the internet and mobile phones. Dastardly devices they are!

I know it always has signs saying do so, but does anybody really ever turn off their mobile phone when entering a petrol station?

hmm I've just realised that there isn't really any such thing as the present. It's all just past or future.

@gordonburnsnwt Just wondering when the newsletter was sent out as I haven't recieved it as of yet

@gordonburnsnwt Yes Gordon you have finally persuaded me to sign up on this hahaa not sure how it all works really...