Lauren Stephens
@thehoot
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Joined March 2009
http://t.co/SpXWQahes9 I think that time will eventually show that Vanilli was by far the more talented of the two.
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http://t.co/gvGofExkqB Can anyone help me load Angry Birds on my PalmPilot? If so hit me up on my pager...
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I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works. http://t.co/TQyod27vRO
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http://t.co/Xb1FnnzsLa Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?
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http://t.co/eCjcTAJgbI Is that a banana in your pocket or have you been lying about your name being Amy?
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http://t.co/JUFmNwTWDz Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".
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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/PF7xiiZhwG
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"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/5WhxeDjT3b
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http://t.co/ai6hdiOY That awkward moment when the operator asks you to read back the confirmation number.
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http://t.co/yimR3BBj i never dreamed that little pictures on a screen would feel like friends... yet here i am.
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http://t.co/gqbHbSki My only real accomplishment in life is knowing all the words to Coolio's "gangsta's paradise".
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Think Youll Never Lose Those Excess Pounds? Try These Simple Fixes Before You Give Up! http://t.co/MptoLpoT
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