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ppl need to stop assuming that just because someone isnt tweeting abt current events that it means they don't care. twitter isnt the extent of activism; many ppl prefer to protest and spread the word offline and have their social media be separate from it for their mental health.
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nothing beats character A getting railed by B and they say "you trynna get me pregnant or sumthin?" but B stays silent with a dark look in their eyes, then A's eyes widen and their face turns red when the realization hits, "holy fuck, you ARE."
bonus if A cant even get pregnant
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this isn't abt "privileged white ppl" but abt many poc + black teens who are fucking traumatized and contemplating suicide bcs they see violence everywhere they look. they deserve a space they can relax and find happiness in without feeling like a "traitor".
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bakugou: deku, i think kirishima is a traitor.
deku: explain.
bakugou: he's able to make me drop my guard so easily! he can make my stomach twist into knots, my palms sweaty and my knees weak just by looking at me!
deku: kacchan, i think you like-
bakugou: he's an assassin.
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krbk wedding except bakugou gets left at the altar but, not bcs kirishima ran away, its bcs he was arrested by police after they finally realized he was the notorious villain blood riot and now he's in jail, in a tux, and super pissed bcs the deposit for the venue was expensive.
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i love everyone qrting with the names of ships ive never heard of bcs theyre like "this is so wangxian!" and im like "idk them but they sound freaky" 💕
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maybe i'm saying this in an odd way, but i had a friend who had been spreading awareness and donation links all day and the SECOND they rted fandom content or tweeted something more light-hearted, they got qrted with "stop pretending you care abt black lives" and they ARE black.
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even tho A can't biologically get pregnant, im a big fan of the "where there's a will, there's a way" method so like it or not they WILL get pregnant.
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kirishima getting gradually bored of being bakugou's boyfriend. he can't do it anymore. he needs to be a husband now or he'll go crazy.
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bakugou's wife suggests they see a marriage counselor, but that mightve been a bad idea. now, during therapy, bakugou is only thinking about riding this buff red-headed counselor's cock into the goddamn sunset instead of fixing his shitty marriage 🍆
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mitsuki notices one of her bras is missing, then she remembers bakugou left to go study with that broom-head kid. she clenches her fist, "you are weilding a mighty weapon, son, lord only knows if you have the power to weild it" she'll kick his ass when he gets back home...
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bakugou doesnt believe it at first so he visits kirishima in prison.
bakugou: they're crazy! you don't even look anything like blood riot!
kirishima: *lifts two of his bangs to make little horns out of his black hair*
bakugou: you son of a bitch,
you clark kent-ed me.
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*bakugou and kirishima are eating dinner with mitsuki and masaru*
bakugou: daddy, can you pass the salt?
*kirishima and masaru reach for the salt at the same time*
kirishima:
masaru:
kirishima: sir, we both know who he meant.
*masaru lets go and quietly weeps in his food*
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ppl are interpreting this thread to mean "don't be angry at ppl for wanting to ignore injustice"-
that's not what this meant.
it's abt how fucking dumb it is to assume ppl don't care abt unjustice bcs they don't post their activism on twitter.
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kirishima: oh, no, bakubro! the hotel staff made a mistake and now we have to share one bed-
bakugou: *elbow-drops the bed, snapping it in half*
kirishima:
bakugou: this is my half. that's your half.
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kirishima, reading the warnings on a bug spray can: warning: do not inhale. may cause birth defects. heh, jokes on them im already born.
bakugou, staring at his wedding ring: yep... thats mine for eternity...
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pro hero kirishima that gets exposed for having a sugar baby, and now villains keep kidnapping his sugar baby to get revenge... except the sugar baby is bakugou.
kirishima usually has to stop him from killing the kidnappers rather than save him from them.
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bakugou gets hit with a selective mind reading quirk from a fan.
bakugou listens in on kirishima's thoughts and enjoys all the unhinged horny thoughts he never knew this man could have. he's actually the subject of most of them, but he didnt even know kirishima liked him.
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tetsutetsu wants to be a sugar baby so bad. he has big muscles, a big cock, and a bigger heart, but brain? 'fraid not 😔 he just wants a rich daddy to take care of him, but unfortunately sugar daddies are only attracted to cute twinks...
...enter kirishima, the himbo collector
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villain bakugou and hero bakugou get into a quirk accident and switch dimensions
hero!baku lands in a universe where his enemies, blood riot and blue steel, are heroes like him
while villain!baku lands in a universe where his arch enemies, red riot and real steel, are villains
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barbarian bakugou has matching dragon tattoos on both of his arms - a red dragon on his right arm and a silver dragon on his left.
in actuality, they're magic runes that've sealed dragon shifters tetsutetsu and kirishima. he can summon them or use their abilities as he wishes.
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god
kirishima feels so unmanly while dating bakugou, because he stammers and blushes just from hand-holding and he wishes he were as cool and calm as bakugou.
until kirishima asks bakugou if they can cuddle and then he hears that "calm" heart actually pounding like a drum.
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but then, mitsuki finds her missing bra in her hamper and chuckles to herself for thinking her son would ever wear a bra to impress a boy...
bakugou comes home and is super relieved his mom didnt notice he borrowed her brand new lacy panties to wear to his "study date"
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bakugou finds deku's notebook in class and reads the notes he's made on the blond and also his "friendship" with kirishima; how well they work together and seem to get along.
bakugou picks up a pen.
later, midoriya sees a new note in his journal.
"he's my boyfriend, dumbass."
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alpha prime kirishima who never knew tetsutetsu was an omega prime bcs theyre the same build until he saw tetsutetsu's fat pussy in the gym showers
"wait, YOU were making that delicious smell earlier?"
"sorry, man, i tried to supress it but youre wearing *those* shorts today."
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kiribaku night club au
kirishima and bakugou meet on the dance floor on the opening night of a new night club. bakugou thinks this red-headed hunk behind him is going to join him for a dance, but the hunk whispers in his ear,
"fyi your pants ripped two songs ago."
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again, this thread isn't about "boo hoo white ppl want a safe place to ignore racism" so shut up.
it's about how my friend did their best to fight the injustice against their race and all they wanted was to escape to social media, but ppl assumed they were anti-black bcs of it.
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succubus bakugou gets assigned to kirishima to hunt, but it turns out that kirishima is actually an incubus in training and he successfully seduces bakugou and becomes his mate
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tetsu: bro, are you and bakugou dating?
kiri: no! we're just bros!
tetsu: but, i saw you giving him a hand job behind the gym-
kiri: yeah, because his arms were sore!
tetsu: -then you blew him.
kiri: what? he's supposed to blow himself? that's physically impossible, dude.
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krbk "my pregnant neighbor" au
one day, kirishima is cooking his mom's chicken recipe and he hears knocking on his door. it's his very pregnant neighbor, bakugou, and he's holding a container. he asks if he can have some of kirishima's cooking bcs it smells really good 🍗
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krbk get amnesia during a mission and their friends try to remind them that they're married, but they both get the ick for the other at first sight lmao
krbk just stare at each other, then look at their rings like, "did we lose a bet?"
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"our baby better NOT look like you."
thats what bakugou said to kirishima when he found out he was pregnant. kirishima was confused why he had said that until today. he watched as his son got a second cookie bcs bakugou couldnt say "no" to the pout he inherited from his daddy 🍁
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everyone's saying deaf bakugou because of his quirk but...🤔
what if he was asthmatic too? all that smoke inhalation would give him breathing problems 🗣💨
so just imagine he's having a screaming fit and then suddenly he's reaching for his grenade-shaped inhaler 😷
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bakugou: woah, kirishima, you sick?
kirishima: no, i feel fine.
bakugou: no, lemme check, stick out your tongue.
kirishima: 'kay.
bakugou: now look up.
kirishima: 'kay?
*click*
kirishima: what was that?
bakugou: *pocketing his phone* nuthin'
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deku: so you and kirishima are dating, right?
bakugou: what the fu- no.
deku: but you just called him babe-
bakugou: so?
deku: and told him you loved him-
bakugou: as a friend.
deku: and kissed him-
bakugou: have you never had a best friend before, deku?
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plot twist idea:
bakugou is an even badder villain than blood riot, but he's just more clever and hasnt been found out yet. blood riot wasnt joking when he warned the guards that his bride would "kill him" if he was late to their wedding 💍✨
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"who wants to talk abt bakugou during a conversation that isnt about him?"
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