Sh2ptoast 🔞
@sh2ptoast
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@Sh1ptoast NSFW account (NO MINORS), posts shit not fit for my main, might rt NSFW stuff, polyamorous
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Joined January 2023
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@Ms_Peep
I was gonna make a joke, but I've been staring at the image for so long that I forgot what the joke was
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Requirements to date me
- let me bite u
- don't tell me the people in the windows at night aren't real
- have medium to high blood iron (optional)
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Fun fact about me
This post is actually the reason I'm still actively a furry
I saw someone comment "mating press" under a repost of it, which led me to search some interesting stuff online, leading to me getting back into the fandom
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What fucking kink do I even have at this point? This was literally my first thought after I made the original tweet
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Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblw
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> see boymoder account
> look inside
> extremely attractive woman
(this is where I would add the funny cat pic but I lost it)
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Me and who?
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My body is a machine that...
Umm......
Uhhhhhhh....
Sorry, I forgot the joke, I got too horny thinking about being a machine
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My bf just told me he's erping with another girl...
WOOOOO LETS GO
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"the only guys I'm attracted to are my bf and F1NN5TER" - my past self
I guess I gotta reduce that list to just my bf now lmao
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Any men want me to check if you can get pregnant?
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Hey liverals, if God didn't want me to be a girl, why would he make me moan like one?
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I'm 110% a bottom EXCEPT when I see another trans girl who is also a bottom
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I need these glasses
If you see a fictional girl wearing these glasses you just know the fanart of her is gonna have her as the biggest most depraved and esoteric sex freak since records began
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There are actually hundreds (if not thousands) of free porn sites with higher quality than tw*tch
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My bf after I edge him for 17 hours
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Heartbreaking: attractive woman would never find me attractive
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I have never seen a single episode but I have seen dozens if not hundreds of r34 images of the characters
2 years ago today, the 'MURDER DRONES' pilot released on YouTube.
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Why I'm a good gf
- I'm silly (clinically insane)
- I'll let you cheat on me (if I can watch plsplsplsplsplsplssss)
- I'm great at pretending to understand wtf you're talking about
- I'm completely fine with you cheating on me
- I won't cheat on you (but cheat on me plssssssssss)
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No clue who she is but smash
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It's been long enough for me to be able to say this
Bowsette is the reason I'm into gender transformation
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Never met a bi woman who didn't call herself gay 100x as often as she called herself bi
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Being a submissive straight girl into orgasm denial must be amazing
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Pros to dating me
- free gf
- I'm a good listener
- you can call me slurs
- I don't get jealous often
Cons to dating me
- I'm annoying af
- I will absolutely try to set you up with other girls too
- I'm shy af
- I'm borderline insane
-i say :3 too much
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I'd never say this
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Is it even sex if I don't need to go to the hospital afterwards?
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Person I follow: "e-relationships aren't real, he can cheat on you whenever"
Me, imagining him cheating in vivid detail: "promise?"
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Me
the doorbell! grrr bark arf arf bark!! w,wha? pizza delivery? oh right i forgor i ordered that, can you just leave it in my bowl >.<
money? no i dont have that but i can do cute tricks for the pizza! "job"? y-youre scaring me.. [hides tail between legs] cant i just suck your di
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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT
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I need to see her mating pressed
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Any girls wanna...
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Is it weird if I wanna watch my bf have sex with another girl in front of me?
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Just to prove this point, could a hot girl lobotomize me 🥺?
Totally just to prove a point, no other reason....
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Hey trans dog girls
I'm uhhhh... I'm a white woman soooo......
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Why couldn't it be meeeeeeeee
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I WANT TO THE TV
I remember someone in a discord server I'm in said that they thought the tv was hot
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You aren't supposed to install multiple sex mods unless they affect different things or say they're compatible
If you do, they will likely cause conflicts and may make the game unplayable by crashing every time you try to do something
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WOOOOOOO
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Meeee :3
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My bf literally has the philosophy of "if I'm attracted to it, then it's a girl"
Honestly, W
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Game of the year 2023
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🥺
The factory process of filling doughnuts with vanilla cream. Each doughnut is hand-filled to the brim with delicious white cream for later packaging and shipping.
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How do I get my parents to legally adopt my bf?
It would be funny I think
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I know I'm a girl and he's a guy but I'd breed him
glad you guys enjoyed the cam today but it won't be a regular thing! it's just been awhile since i got to show off my sword collection in the back
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New idea
A threesome but I just watch my bf and the other girl instead of being involved
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I need estrogen
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Me explaining to my bf why he can say it to me
everyone, even cishet people, has the f slur pass because everyone deserves the chance to get called a f*ggot during sex
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I can't tell if having a breeding kink but being unable to get pregnant is a good or a bad thing
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Literally me when my bf
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I need her to choke me
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Posting about weird kinks until a hot woman comments and makes fun of me for it
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I got spanked as a kid and all it did was make me a masochist
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I want to fuck a robot
Not one of those weird robot sex dolls that express no emotions ever, I mean a sentient robot
I need a gf who is literally a sentient robot
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Wrong
My boyfriend said I'm not allowed on the human bed
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My transition goal is to look extremely fertile and breedable
Wish I could get pregnant tho...
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