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@seaglasssiren

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i move the stars for no one | ARC reader extraordinaire 📚

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@seaglasssiren
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idk the secret to happiness but all i know is i’ve never been unhappy in a bookstore, so
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@seaglasssiren
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huge shoutout to the dudes that love to eat pussy. and I don’t mean love to eat it just because she wants it, but because YOU want it. it makes all the difference in the world.
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hey... smile. 🙂
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men who moan when they eat the pussy are devils. take my soul.
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@seaglasssiren
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let the birthday shenanigans begin 🥳
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@seaglasssiren
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ren faire fit check 🥀🍃🍄
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@seaglasssiren
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are boobs magical? i feel like boobs are magical
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people don’t always say “I love you” sometimes they’re afraid, so it comes out: • drive safe • have you eaten? • let me know when you’re home • i’m proud of you • you make me happy
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welcome to Twitter, where you’ll get blocked for: • retweeting • not retweeting • posting pictures • not posting pictures • interacting/replying • not interacting/replying • being political • not being political you can’t win, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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😊
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do you ever just see a pair of tits you want to suffocate in?
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anyone who says “fuck nudes” hasn’t seen my nudes
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@seaglasssiren
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hi.
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@seaglasssiren
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hey... happy new year ♥️
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have you ever been so attracted to someone that you can literally feel it driving you insane
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@seaglasssiren
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COVID has hit my home. please keep my father in your thoughts. 😢😞💔
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@seaglasssiren
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the clit trying to show you where it is
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@seaglasssiren
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do you believe in right person wrong time?
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@seaglasssiren
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☺️
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@seaglasssiren
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am i the only female on this site who loves anal? all this anal bashing got me like 😩
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@seaglasssiren
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hello to those who can see me 🥳
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@seaglasssiren
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😜
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@seaglasssiren
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hi.
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@seaglasssiren
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guys i’m sorry i’m so sorry but ... i love candy corn 😐
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@seaglasssiren
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officially picked up some weed gummies. never been high before. wish me luck 😂
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@seaglasssiren
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good men are not celebrated enough, period
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the buttons on this blouse are fightin for they gatdam lives holdin my girls in lmaooo
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@seaglasssiren
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if she sucks your fingers when you put them anywhere near her mouth, she’s a freak. marry her.
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i would apologize that my butt in a swimsuit offended so many people but i don’t give a flying fuck
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do you ever stop and think about how if you made one decision in your life differently, nothing would be the same?
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donuts. easy.
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you guys are all dorks and ily
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@seaglasssiren
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leg day got me feelin like i’m walkin on jello stilts
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@seaglasssiren
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i posted my love for anal and got 400 followers, y'all some nasty freaks
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i’m an emotional wreck tonight, laying in bed sobbing. i’m just... overwhelmed with life and sadness and loneliness. do you ever feel like that? even when you have a dozen people to call, you know that none of them will understand what you’re going through, so you suffer alone?
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@seaglasssiren
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being 6’2 I’m used to making myself smaller to make those around me feel more comfortable. never again.
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@seaglasssiren
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Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal until the pressure got to him i'm sorry for this
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@seaglasssiren
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i just fucked up pasta. who the fuck, fucks up pasta?
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how tf are there 19k ppl following me but like 3 ppl who actually like me and interact with me, i’m confused ?
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before - after. to say i’m ecstatic would be an understatement. 🤩
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@seaglasssiren
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i just farted in a room full of men and no one suspected me. this is true power.
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@seaglasssiren
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i was watching porn the other day and this dude was eating his lady's ass sucking on her sphincter like it was a goddamn lollipop and i realized i haven't had my ass eaten by a man who truly loves me
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@seaglasssiren
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will be MIA for a bit. had emergency surgery early this AM. healing vibes appreciated. ♥️
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@seaglasssiren
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good morning from this sleepy butt and i ☀️
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if you look at her and don’t feel like the most blessed motherfucker alive, then let her go. she’s another man’s treasure and you’re weighing her down.
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@seaglasssiren
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I just want to be treated like I'm special and fucked like I'm not
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it’s rude af if you don’t put your fingers in my mouth after they’ve been inside of me
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@seaglasssiren
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I bought a dildo that wrecks my pussy better than any man ever could, your services are no longer required good sir
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@seaglasssiren
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people who can make sexual innuendos in just about any context are my people
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hi
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twitter world, meet... baby Roman 🐶 long drive home ahead ♥️
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