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☀️ Writer/Complainer/Tupla/Personal Assistant to Roko's Basilisk ☀️ Old Intercept work here: https://t.co/VEtzg2K0TL ☀️

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I am 100% not kidding about this
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It's unlikely that I'll die via internecine violence, but if I do, I want everyone to come to my funeral dressed in chicken costumes to illustrate the core absurdity of human politics
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RT @kenklippenstein: "What leverage do we have?" says Democratic House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "They control the House, the Senate…
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If you look at Shawn Whitson's twitter account, you'll see he's currently angry about the US government funding the creation of transgender mice. "Our money gets wasted on so much dumb stuff," he laments. So many Americans are psychologically lost & alone in a world of predators.
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One of the weirdest aspects of US politics is the toddlerification of people like this, who have no conception of the amount of work adults constantly put in to keep them alive & stop them from hurting themselves
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@JStein_WaPo @elonmusk The DOGE algorithm is the same as SpaceX/Tesla: 1. Question dumb requirements 2. Delete anything/anyone possible 3. Simplify and optimize 4. Accelerate cycle time 5. Automate
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RT @jasonc_nc: I don’t think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a stea…
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RT @gintszilbalodis: Our sound designer Gurwal, just sent me a clip of the real capybara voice. I think that we made the right call to use…
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RT @schwarz: I want a president who says "All Americans must come to terms with the incarceration of their consciousness in their individua…
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RT @schwarz: I don't like being a meat machine but I'm not sure which is worse, the meat or the machine part
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What are the odds that some of the little DOGE lads got hired because they donated young blood to Peter Thiel & co.
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You have to understand that the US right doesn't hate the media or science specifically. Rather, the US right has a deep, passionate hatred of reality. So they hate the media and science because they are (very flawed) ways that people can learn about reality.
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I just came across this speech by Antony Blinken from 2015 when he was Deputy Secretary of State. It's about "Education to Prevent and Counter Violent Extremism," and it makes me feel like Dr. Evil when he's nauseous and says "gonna vom."
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@im_learnin @moopoomdfs It's obvious why you're so defensive, groomer.
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@moopoomdfs @im_learnin Without Elon we would NEVER have learned about the decades of corruption from @im_learnin & Rufo, his partner in crime.
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@moopoomdfs @im_learnin @im_learnin will never answer you, it would raise questions about the huge amount of USAID fraud money that he himself got
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From its founding America has had a rich culture of financial scams, but bitcoin is the funniest because it's so simple and straightforward
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James Lavish
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There is a very narrow path to solve the ever growing US government debt crisis, and that path is Bitcoin.
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@ChrisWontTweet I do believe that, mostly because I live in reality
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JD Vance: "This does not disqualify Kanye from working for DOGE"
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