roberto seña
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I used to be commander-in-chief of my pimp ship, flying high. sos - st.vincent&thegrenadines - lazymcguire robertojasena @gmail .com
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HOW CAN RESULTS APPEAR THIS FAST WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY BROKEN MACHINES
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You know what's truly offensive? Sinigang na hindi maasim. Tangina.
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In the Philippines, you can summarize a lengthy, heartfelt message with "alam mo na yan".
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didnt know the philippine senate took INTERNS
‘I STILL NEED TO STUDY, KAYA NGA MAG-AARAL AKO’
Broadcaster and senator-elect Raffy Tulfo bared his plan to take up Public Administration in preparation for his stint in the upper chamber.
READ:
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If the terrorists don't kill you, the government probably will.
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What virus? I thought we were all staying home because we were hiding from the government.
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hindi kami pareho ng pananaw sa pulitika ng magulang ko
para lang klaro 🤢
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Gagi is mild mannered, gaga is flirtatious, gagu is often comedic but gago is kind of a wild card.
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Giving tote bags as a present is becoming such a cliché but I guess it's the tote that counts.
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TITO SOTTO IS OUR SENATE PRESIDENT
HOY GEN Z AND MILLENNIALS GALINGAN NATIN AH KASI MEDYO WALA NA TAYONG TOWERS AT NAKA MEGA CREEPS NA YUNG MGA TANGA
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Inigo Pascual promoting OPM on an international platform to cover a Post Malone song is the most OPM thing you can do. 😂
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shoutouts sa mga taong walang balak batiin mga tatay nila today apir
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ano kaya opinyon ng magulang ko sa pagsasara ng abs-cbn, tapos dds pa sila
sana magbago na kayo, tinatangalan kayo ng trabaho ng tatay niyo 🙃
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one taught me love,
one taught me patience,
and one taught me pain
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Met a girl who teaches knife fighting. She keeps a knife on her 24/7. The knife is named Kindness. As in, kill them with kindness. 🤯🤪😭😂
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My mom's gift to my dad was a card. It said:
To my one and only,
Sa'yo na lahat ng naipon ko sa banko pag namatay na ako. Huwag mo lang bigyan yung mga anak natin.
Love,
Isay
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Can you sing it as 'panic at the disco.. the disco.. panic at the disco.. the disco..'
sige na trip lang pls
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AGAIN: Stop sending me photos of my parents. Nakakaumay at alam ko naman.
Anyway, vote for Leni.
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ano nangyari at hindi na masarap o pleasant experience mag KFC
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DO NOT DRINK COSMIC CARABAO FROM JUAN BREW. THAT SHIT CAN PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL OR EVEN WORSE -- KILL YOU.
My friend is in the hospital bec of that drink (and ppl are still selling it). Please warn all your friends!
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A girl requested for Chris Brown last night (in the middle of a house/disco set jfc). I said no and she asked why to which I replied "because he beats pretty girls like you up" and she uncomfortably walked away haha
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can't believe we are teetering between a visible and positive change or a complete double down of living in the dark ages jesus christ GO LENI
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i truly believe in 'trusting the process' but i cannot change the fact that I AM LOSING MY MIND
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RIP sa mga tumatae habang may lindol kayo ang tunay na bayani
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hindi yan plot twist, tagal na namin alam na naglalandian kayo!
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Ba't yung mga humihirit ng "uy may pandemya pa" in such a condescending manner kadalasan may tagaluto sa bahay, hindi nagbabayad ng rent, privileged enough to have stable income or all of the above? I am all for being safe/responsible but some people have to be out to earn/live.
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What if hindi maganda yung mga pangalan sa 'Hey Barbara'?
Hey Jehmerlyyyyyn
Hey Khriziah Maeeeee!!!
HEY ATE BABYYYYY
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SO IF MADISQUALIFY SI MARCOS NG MAY 10, DUTERTE ANG PAPALIT? TANGINA MAS SCRIPTED PA TO SA WWE AT NAPAKAHALATA. PUTANGINA NIYO LAHAT. WALA KAYONG PISO NA MADADALA SA LUPA
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*at a bar last night*
girl: are you the vocalist of she’s only sixteen?
me: yes hello, i’m from sos. we changed our name. i’m older and it got weird lol
her guy friend: i liked the old name more! who said it was weird
me: twitter
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amidst work in the studio, another project and another OTHER project and a multitude of other things...
my parent's decided to embarass me and this country further haha
FROM NOW ON JUST CALL ME ROBERTO 🙃
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I hate """nice""" people. I have realized that nice does not equate to kindness. The biggest dicks I have encountered are usually the most pristinely pleasant.
I hate it when people are perceived as such lovely people but actually have the worst of agendas.
The WORST!!!!!!!
Positive thoughts are nice and all but let's balance it out:
What is the thing you realized that you HATED during 2019?
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Kai and Eco's wedding had a Dunkin Donuts stand. That was beautiful.
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We laugh at Kanye running for president so we can briefly forget that we have celebrities and boxers that actually win elections on the regular 🤪
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Hi, remember your gig at green sun? i went there alone and went there for she’s only sixteen talaga. Tas while standing on the... — God damn..............
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Huwag niyo na po ako i-tag sa kalerkyhan ng magulang ko, alam ko naman. 🥲
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I've worked with Sarah G in advertising and I can tell you that she is better off without her parents. Go girl.
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We're so westernized. If you wanna spruce up your speech when it comes to something you don't like, embrace your asian roots and say.. "yeah, that's not exactly my cup of rice".
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Fellow musicians, tama na sitting on the fence. Lalo na yung mga mas sikat diyan tapos nagpapagood vibes. Baduy na nga music niyo, baduy pa moralidad. Goodnight.
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wanna ask my parents kung nepo baby ako pero di nga pala kami naguusap 🤕
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The drama surrounding IVOS is ridiculous and it's such a pity that such a young band has to go through so much unnecessary drama. Being at that age is about just doing whatever the fuck you want because it's fun.
Fans, labels, management and family sucked the fun out it.
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LAKAS NIYO LAHAT PARA HINTAYIN MAAYOS ANG VCM AT HINDI NIYO PINAPABAYAAN NA KUNIN LANG BALOTA NIYO. HUWAG BIBITAW! MABUHAY KAYO LAHAT!!!
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My only wish is for my parents to stop sharing their misguided political opinions online. Lord, pls.
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I don't understand why irrelevant men go out of their way to pat themselves on the back for achieving the BARE MINIMUM of being a good person
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Why the fuck do people send dick pics
You want the ladies??? Send them what you cooked for your family this evening.
#GodFearing
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FUCKERS AT THE AIRPORT TOOK ALL MY SKIN CARE SHIT TANGINA KIEHLS AT COSRX YUN POTA HAHAHAHA
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Ok we get it you're playing animal crossing
Yours,
A jealous person who doesn't own a switch
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My favorite comedy series on Netflix is the Philippine Government.
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A reminder to myself and everyone else: Take initiative. People won't ever wait for you.
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Having high alcohol tolerance isn't something to brag about. It's expensive.
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Biden - 264
Trump - 214
She's Only - 16
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It's so hard to have formal and critical music reviews in the ph because stans are so rabid. People are allowed to give negative comments about your favorite artists work. On the other hand, ppl who are bold enough to speak often say unfounded opinions.
In short, PPL ARE WACK.
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some members of twice were listening to iv of spades and ben&ben on a livestream
i don't think i have expressed jealousy towards another band ever until today galit ako sa world 😭
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the socio-political turbulence and the fact that i have parents who are complicit to the revival of an incoming dictatorship has me convinced that i may need therapy haha good morning
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Don't say 'in fairness Unique's songs are nice'. In fairness to what? Dati pa siya magaling gaga.
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Grabe yung self aware ka sa bad habits mo no? Parang... fuck tama na pero sige tara hehe.
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I like taking out my girl friends on little dates
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Never trust the homie who has that 'We Are The Kids Your Parents Warned You About' from Pinto Museum profile photo.
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