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2 years
the speed at which elon has tanked this place is the most impressive thing he’s ever done. find me on IG
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I have 5 months to find a date to my lesbian twin sister’s wedding…which sounds suspiciously like a rom com.
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no more dating apps just gonna go to trader joe’s a lot and hope for the best
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Life comes at you fast.
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4 years
The new “praying” Memoji looks like a very exasperated gay man trying to explain something to someone who isn’t understanding them.
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I want it all
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2 years
gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
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Here’s a poster for the United States of Tara, a show that ended in 2011, in the West 4th subway station
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they are so cute
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Apparently I need to clarify that we are both gay
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A lot of great name ideas here but it would be called TWIN OF HONOR
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gays recording a voice note on hinge
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Considering a pivot to thirst
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If a gay man lists his political views as “moderate” on dating apps it means he was in DC on Jan 6
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I'm no hero. I'm just doing my part.
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2 years
Today I’m 34. Hello, mid-thirties.
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3 years
Starting 2022 swimming in an Omani Wadi 🇴🇲
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someone called me ‘dear evan hansen’ 😭
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2 years
vaxxed and voting
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CNN’s New Year’s coverage is so bad. It’s so clear that @kathygriffin was doing the heavy lifting.
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Megyn Kelly: This woman is FIXATED on something that happened *months ago*!!! Megyn Kelly two minutes later: "During the Vietnam War..."
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Biden picking Kamala Harris after months of considering mayors is like when Amazon did a nationwide search for a new HQ and then picked NYC and DC
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2 years
lea michele reading the reviews of funny girl on broadway
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A catfish!!!!! How dare he say I’m 6’2”
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The Weeknd makes gay music for straight people.
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this weekend was peak foliage
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hey i’m new here
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30th Birthday Trip 🍾 commences now! ✈️ 🇱🇧 🇦🇪
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baby’s first tattoo
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3 years
Ick
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@Jafricanting @_kitteenn_ Yeah and we're allowed to tell you your dumbass opinion is homophobic.
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@PressSec The notes app? You’re embarrassing
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Starting a collective
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4 years
More reporters without a poker face should interview Trump.
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Shows you should binge this weekend: Derry Girls Dear White People La Casa de Papel GLOW Dead to Me The Good Place
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2 years
well I guess now the plot needs to be meta and involve a viral tweet…
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7 years
Drag Race produces more stars than The Voice
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3 years
The internet was a mistake
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If you posted a screenshot of your name from urban dictionary you do NOT get to make fun of wine mom and/or minion memes.
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3 years
Grateful for leather jacket weather
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Why…is this account verified?
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There’s a Rita Ora-themed pizzeria in Prizren, Kosovo. Your fav could never
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The bravery of my posting a photo from this angle
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Pat’s biggest fan #TheOtherTwo
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every person who complains about woke cancel culture should have to provide a full transcript of everything they said about the Chicks in 2003.
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rihanna:
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Here’s @DouthatNYT on banning porn versus @DouthatNYT on banning guns.
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Is Apple ready to admit this was a flop?
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Oh, please... it's just- I don't know- drizzling.
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4 years
How it started How it’s going
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8 years
Best part of being gay is not worrying if everything you like makes you gay.
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2 years
definitely not her affair with tucker carlson
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In honor of Julie Bowen’s 52nd birthday, tell us your favorite performance from the actress! 🍿
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What did they know and when did they know it?
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wfh is 5 years old today but still a classic, hasn't aged a day
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A man at this congestion pricing @MTA town hall said it would negatively impact businesses, using an example of a time he went into Manhattan for free Krispy Kreme and said he wouldn’t have if there had been a toll. @2AvSagas
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how am i just now realizing that i am the single and jaded nyc marketing professional flying to idaho for a week to attend my twin sister’s wedding…? maybe i am in a rom-com…
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Carol Kane of Thrones. #CKOT
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🍆 🍆 🍆
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I told this guy I wasn’t into masc
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So glad to hear this had a happy ending ❤️
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The McCloskey’s say this picture has ruined their lives. 🤷‍♀️
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Wow Siri just clocked me into next week
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The same people protecting 20th century confederate monuments were trashing the Statue of Liberty poem LAST WEEK for being added later.
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It’s truly bizarre to me how popular KFC is OUTSIDE the US.
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This Oscar campaign from the town of Húsavík to win an Oscar is so cute. Rooting for them.
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So women have to be supermodels to be named People’s Sexiest but men can look like Blake Shelton? Ok.
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the only game of thrones prequel series i want
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Some blogger threatened to sue me for using her ‘trademarked term’ #redefiningextra . But I’m petty so I just started adding it to my most extra instagrams.
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FIP WFH
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@RepKinzinger Congrats on your shitty whataboutism
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the goal of therapy is to make your therapist laugh, right?
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I’m currently attempting a two year around-the-world trip. I’m documenting my travels here:
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the all gender bathroom of the harvey milk terminal at sfo is the first LGBTQ+ inclusive airport bathroom because of its lighting.
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@danbl00m @davidmackau @nytimes @ashleyfeinberg This is literally how they found the unabomber.
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How does everything keep getting stupider?
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Burning surgical masks in Boise, Idaho #coronavirus #WearAMask
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Someone just asked me if my mustache was for Cinco de Mayo
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Please enjoy the art from my Palm Springs Airbnb
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It's homophobic that restaurants will do free refills on hot coffee but not iced coffee.
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A lot of people who felt strongly that Elizabeth Warren should drop out prior to Super Tuesday because it was “mathematically impossible” for her to win don’t seem to apply that same standard to Bernie.
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I HAVE SQUASHED THE BEAUTIFUL BUG INVADING NYC
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On the left is my mom ~1979 On the right is me - 2019
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I’m a huge Louis Sachar fan
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RE: Daily Beast -There's a form of homophobia that stems from the hetero male's jealousy/resentment of how easy it is for gays to get laid.
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Your drunk uncle is yelling at one of the most accomplished women in the world. #debates
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@TennesseeTwunk then presumably it’s your personality
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Let’s go, @BetoORourke ! Proud to be among the tens of thousands of volunteers knocking on doors for Beto this weekend.
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Hello 👋🏻 from the South coast of Kenya
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I must meet the gay @TODAYshow producer sabotaging Megyn Kelly by having Jane Fonda & the cast of WILL AND GRACE as her first guests.
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When a film has a gay sex scene but you can't tell who topped and who bottomed
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