My kids learned about Parkland today at school.
After dinner my 9yo climbed onto my lap & asked if we own guns. I told her the truth. We do have one.
She started crying & said “Please let’s don’t anymore.”
We just got home from the police dept where together we got rid of it.
This morning I was at a party store and they had a display of green & yellow balloons near checkout & I said “Go Packers!”
The clerk said “Fuck the NFL and fuck the N*****RS who kneel during that fucking song.”
I called his boss from the car.
He’s now an unemployed racist.
My wife was diagnosed with cancer five years ago.
With insurance we paid $13,000 out of pocket each year for three years.
Without insurance the final bill would have been $657,432.
People should not have to choose between bankruptcy or death.
Vote Blue to save lives. 🇺🇸
MAGATS are threatening to move to Canada if Biden wins?
They are moving to a country with socialized medicine to flee a man they are saying will create socialized medicine?
My 9 year old daughter Samantha asked me why we are all marching.
I told her that the world is in bad shape right now and we have to fight back.
She asked if God is sending help.
I said “Yes. Look around! He sent the women.”
Kushner, Have a large breakfast. Fill up that tummy. Take a long walk. Get some fresh air. See your family. Maybe take in a show. Spend time with your wife.
You’ll thank me later.
Susan Collins: I can’t vote for this Tax Bill unless you make critical changes.
GOP: How about now?
Susan Collins: Did you fix it?
GOP: Lol. We made it worse.
Susan Collins: Sweet. I’m in.
A staged picture was released of Al Franken
A single woman came forward saying he touched her side boob while posing for a picture at the state fair
He resigned
7 people are accusing Jim Jordan
19 women are accusing Donald Trump
9 women accused Roy Moore
THE GOP DOESNT CARE!
*sigh*
Found out my neighbor is insane.
He said it doesn’t matter if Trump colluded because “All nations do that. You think we are so innocent?”
He thinks the Clintons had people killed to cover up Whitewater.
He thinks some races have lower IQs biologically.
I’m so sick.
@Millie__Weaver
Wow. You have no idea what you’re talking about. I’ll help:
Private = Not government run and tax payer funded
I.e. Facebook, Starbucks, Target
Public = Government run and tax payer funded
I.e. The courts, post office, libraries, roads, DMV
Go back to 7th grade civics please.
@mandyinseattle
@SpinDr
Fair. But that wasn’t tonight’s lesson. Tonight’s lesson was “Anything for the kids.” They deserve to feel safe above all else. Now more than ever.
The Democrats are praising Senator John McCain's life's work and heroism.
The GOP are following their corrupt leader, Trump and remaining silent - treating McCain like an enemy of the people.
It's disgraceful.
During WWII my grandpa took care of German POWs. He told me that the German & American soldiers were too young to really understand what the hell they were dying for.
My 95yo grandma called me crying tonight & said “This isn’t the America Abe fought for. This is unrecognizable.”
I was an event planner for many years in Hollywood.
The events of today were planned and executed flawlessly and with a class and care that I’ve never seen before.
Wow.
@RealAlexJones
I’m not afraid of you dying either but...
I do wonder if the Sandy Hook kids were afraid.
I wonder if Black people are afraid.
I wonder if Puerto Rican’s were afraid.
I wonder if the children in cages are afraid.
I wonder if Heather Heyer was afraid.
I wonder if Muslims
I’m not the smartest guy in the Resistance. I know that. But I also know this:
There is a 0% chance Trump isn’t impeached.
0% chance he isn’t indicted.
He will NOT serve out his term. He will be eliminated from American politics. I am 100% certain of this.
RT if you agree.
SIRI, How long will Trump be president?
SIRI: Every day is an eternity... a painful reminder of the fragility of democracy. His days are numbered. He will rot in prison and burn in Hell. The temperature outside is 48 degrees with modest cloud cover.
@realDonaldTrump
Dude if I googled “Trump News” right now the results would show that you tweeted a bunch of lies about google search results.
It’s not a conspiracy. You’re truly that awful.
It’s no wonder the Republicans never want to fund education.
We have some of the stupidest people on Earth supporting this fucking lunatic.
This isn’t Russia. It’s us. And it’s all possible because of a lack of education.
Smart. People. Do. Not. Support. Fascism.
@realDonaldTrump
Let's try again:
We mourn the passing of the legendary Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin who brought so much talent and grace to the world. Her music will live on as will her her contribution to the African American Community and the world.
But "Aretha Franklin is dead" works too.
I spend too much time on Twitter trying hard to be clever or poignant. Honestly... today? I can't. Shithole countries? I'm emotionally and mentally exhausted by this racist clown. Our country is dying. We are on life support. Trump's ouster cannot come soon enough. This sucks.
@realDonaldTrump
Brennan helped kill Bin Laden.
You pay for sex and admitted "meeting with the Russians to get oppo on HRC."
One of you is the "worst in our country's history." It's not Mr. Brennan.
Top Ten Items on my Christmas List:
1) Donald in Jail
2) Jared in Jail
3) Junior in Jail
4) Sessions in Jail
5) Pence in Jail
6) Sekelow in Jail
7) Dowd in Jail
8) Manafort in Jail
9) Flynn in Jail
(I’m running out of characters)
10) Page in Jail
Who’s on your list?
@Jim_Jordan
You say this like it’s a bad thing.
I’m proud of these two “accusations.”
I’m for racial equality and against attempted rape.
What aren’t you?
@Millie__Weaver
Facebook is designated as Public because they held an IPO, an Initial Public Offering and allowed people to purchase stocks (or shares) which are kind of like owning a piece of the company to “share” profits.
By your logic only non publicly traded companies are private.
Silly.
I’ve read the Bible. A couple times actually. Old Testament and New. And I’ve attended bible study at Synagogues and Churches.
I can confidently state that owning AR-15s is NOT a God-given right.
I'm enraged every day. I wake up pissed. I go to sleep pissed. I hate the state of politics. I hate that our democracy has been hijacked by someone I loathe.
That aside - I'm disgusted that the "other side" felt the way I do now back in 2008 just because a black dude won.
Sarah Sanders says Trump will see a huge tax hike from this bill.
I call BULLSHIT & loudly demand that he PROVE IT!
She continues the tired lie that he can’t release his tax returns because he’s under audit which we KNOW is crap!
What is this crook HIDING & why the coverup?
I used to view the GOP as regular people with a different Yet equally valuable POV.
I don’t see them that way anymore.
They are corrupt greedy complicit racist misogynist pathological killers that have no place in American politics.
@PressSec
Judging by the bulletin board full of Valentine’s Day cards I’m going to assume this was taken last Valentine’s Day. Also: photo credit says Joyce Boghasian. She hasn’t been the White House photographer since 2009. Nice try Sarah.
My 10yo has been teased about her crooked teeth for years.
We finally got her braces four weeks ago.
Tonight she broke down crying and said “In two years when my teeth are fixed I will meet people that never even knew my smile was awful. I can’t wait for that.”
Kids are cruel.
The Ellen show was cancelled by ABC in 1998 after its lead declared she was a lesbian.
Roseanne made racist comments on Twitter followed by blatantly false and often debunked anti-semitic conspiracy theory claims and ABC is deathly silent.
The President of the United States of America is insane.
This is a national security threat like we've never seen before.
The Founding Fathers created a way out.
The GOP refuses to use it.
It's indefensible.
You guys, whatever are we even going to tweet about when
Trump
Pence
Junior
Sanders
Kushner
Conway
Ryan
Sessions
Hannity
Ivanka
Rohrbacher
Nunes
McConnell
Manafort
Page
Hicks
Gates
Flynn
Bannon
Gorka
Miller
Papadapolous
etc. are in prison a year from now?
A pathological narcissistic sexual predator is in the White House. He is a clear and immediate threat to our national security and the people of America. Monsters like Roy Moore are running neck and neck for the senate. He has the backing of an increasingly evil
@GOP
.
President Obama oversaw one of the greatest periods of growth in American history. Meanwhile Donald Trump is owned by Putin, golfs every day and is one cheeseburger away from cardiac arrest. I think we are comfortable with the Dems taking over congress in 2018.
I mean are Susan Collins, Bob Corker, Jeff Flake and Marco Rubio at home thinking “God. Do I REALLY wanna vote for this shitshow?”
Or are they all “Who gives a shit about Americans? Imma do me.”
he was 17. she was 15. two men attempted to rape her. one held his hand over her mouth so they couldn't hear her scream.
trump thinks he's a really good guy. the GOP sees no reason to delay his confirmation.
our country is dying of a horrendous cancer.
He cheats at golf
He cheats on his wives
He cheated to win in 2016
Every single time he’s been taken to court he’s lost. Every single time.
He is the definition of corruption and he is very dangerous.
He must be removed from office AND taken before a judge.
VOTE!!!!!!!!!
@realDonaldTrump
@LouDobbs
You quoting Lou Dobbs about your presidential record is like me telling my elementary school friends that I was the best baseball player of all time according to my mom.
My brother in law used to research every candidate regardless of party and evaluate their positions before voting.
“No more,” he says. “I’m voting Blue top to bottom. Not even gonna hesitate.”
I welcomed him to the Resistance with a hug.
@SenFranken
Our country is being hijacked by very bad people. Rapists and pedophiles and Nazis and Racists and Treasonists and Crooks and Liars and Thieves. I have behaved badly. I have mistreated women for many years. I have acted irresponsibly. And I am ashamed. And embarrassed.
I have apologized. And I will continue to apologize. And I will earn back the trust of the women of MN and the nation. But there is far to much at stake for me to resign this office. These are hard dark times. The soul of our nation is weakening by the day.
@johncardillo
You can excuse his alcoholism.
His bar fighting.
His violent temper.
His arrests.
His lies and partisan rage.
Withholding of government documents.
You can ignore all of this if you want.
Point is this:
This is NOT the profile of a man worthy of a promotion to our High Court.
If you’re a reporter and you don’t take every opportunity possible to ask Mitch McConnell why he objected to paying the military during the shutdown you shouldn’t be a reporter.
Kavanaugh had record high disapproval ratings before the confirmation process.
Then his finances raised questions.
Then he committed perjury multiple times.
Then the sexual assault allegations.
GOP’s response? Fast-track his confirmation.
Cohen: I want to protect my client Sean Hannity. We have atty client privilege.
Hannity: I’m not his client! I just called him from time to time for advise and stuff.
Cohen: What?!
Hannity: What?!!
Avenatti/Mueller: Lolololol
And I will fight for my place in the honored chambers of Congress as a US Senator. But no I will not walk away and let the monsters in the majority carry on in this manner as the lying hypocrites that they are. I will not make way for more evil to permeate the halls of Congress.
Donald. Trump. Has. Lost. His. Goddamn. Mind.
We have never had an INSANE person in the White House before!
25th Amendment NOW!!!!
This is now a Horror Movie.
The NRA is going bankrupt the same way “Obama was coming for your guns.”
It’s made up bullshit to spur donations and guns sales.
And it works. Every. Damn. Time.
There has been a Coup d'état in America.
Fascism has taken over our White House and capital hill and soon the supreme court.
Foreign influence is behind this coup.
What will you do in November to stop it in its tracks?!?
Yes. YOU!
The White House Correspondents' Association say Michelle Wolf's routine was “not in the spirit” of their mission.
Sarah’s press briefings are not in the spirit of our Democracy so who cares.
The
#TaxScam
is at risk of passing. The NRA Had another victory over peace today. Everything I believe in is being attacked. And the people of MN elected me to fight for them. So... fight for them I shall. I will repent. I truly will.
@lali_susie
If children ran the world... sure they’d all have bubblegum for dinner and take baths once a month but there would be no more violence. It’s heartbreaking to have to explain this to them.
.
@realDonaldTrump
Rumor has it Mueller wants to have a word. Rumor also has it your lawyers don’t trust you to speak for yourself. They want to submit written testimony.
A Stable Genius would chat with Mueller man to man. Just sayin’.
@realDonaldTrump
The Russians offering dirt on an opponent is cause to alert the FBI.
Not cause to set up a meeting with your entire campaign and then lie about it for 1.5 years.
YES COLLUSION! YES COLLUSION!
Columnist Andrew Sorkin proposes that credit card firms refuse to allow purchases for AR-15 or other weapons of this nature on their cards.
PayPal & Square already decline gun purchases.
Let’s finance peace.
How about it
@Mastercard
@Visa
@AmericanExpress
@Discover
@CapitalOne
Sue: Did you stop following me on Facebook because I support Trump
Me: Yes
Sue: Why
Me: Because you support Trump
Sue: What’s so wrong with him
Me: He’s the single greatest threat to Democracy and Freedom since the civil war Sue
Sue: You’re being dramatic
Me: YES! WHY AREN’T YOU?
He calls into Fox and screams incoherently for a half hour and makes no sense but Ok let’s not elect a woman because they’re too erratic and emotional. *eyeroll*
When liberals say we want schools and housing and health care the GOP ask “Where’s the money coming from?”
When the GOP wants the most expensive tax giveaway in history, a $20 billion Wall and a Space Force they magically find the money.
Vote your priorities this November!
SC Mueller is investigating the Trump team’s social media program.
This program was run by Kushner.
It was infiltrated by Russian operatives.
The conclusion here is plain to see.
Orange jumpsuit for Kushner.
The republicans are about to pass the worst tax policy in history, take aware health care from millions, eliminate net neutrality and hold a vote without seating Doug Jones! Meanwhile Trump is under investigation for crimes against our country!
No one gives a shit about Omarosa!
I will never call him “President Trump.”
But for reporters that have to I recommend the following options:
Beleaguered President Trump
Embattled President Trump
Racist President Trump
Failing President Trump
Russian President Trump
Soon-to-be-Former President Trump
I’ve begun casting TRUMP: THE MOVIE
Elizabeth Shue: Stormy Daniels
David Schwimmer: Michael Cohen
The Late Phillip Seymour Hoffman: Steve Bannon
Vin Diesel: Michael Avenatti
How am I doing so far?