RazörFist
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The Excellence of Elocution. Hugo-nominated writer. Arizona Ranger. ☭⃠ Author of Gothic Western GHOST OF THE BADLANDS - Buy here: https://t.co/TQ6cmwvhY8
Phoenix, AZ
Joined October 2010
RANT TIME is here again!.Let us discuss Trump's Executive Order ONSLAUGHT. and what needs to happen next, to prevent it from being fruitless!
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Mongerator: "Jan 6th was bad. Why didn't you call in the National Guard?". T-rump: "I tried, but Nancy Pelosi has that power, and she refused.". Mongerator: "Excuse me. The question was about you, not Nancy Pelosi. Next question.". ACTUAL. EXCHANGE.
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The fact that Rand Paul can stop the $40 billion to Ukraine, just by asking what it will be used for, is proof we probably shouldn't be sending it.
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You know what else "aggressively" depicts Michael as innocent?. The court that found him not guilty on 14 counts.
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If he disbands the IRS, I will vote for his brain in a jar.
Proposed constitutional amendment would allow Trump to serve 3rd term as president
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"Man, I'd love to ask that cute girl out. if only she didn't have those thin lips!". —No Man.Never, A.D.
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If land doesn't vote, then land shouldn't be taxed. No taxation without represention and all that.
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Donald the Orange. Yes. That is what they used to call me. I am Donald the White. And I come back to you, now, at the turn of the tide.
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The man who brought wine and bread on the Apollo mission so he could take Communion before making history on the Moon.
BREAKING: Former astronaut Buzz Aldrin has endorsed Donald Trump for president.
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Politics from 2015-2025. Distilled to a single King of the Hill scene.
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Imagine leaving a platform not because you're being censored, but because someone else isn't.
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First man to ever be assassinated BY a Kennedy.
🚨RFK Jr. calls out Bernie Sanders direct to his face! 🔥. "Bernie, you have accepted millions of dollars from the Pharmaceutical industry. In 2020 you were the single largest receiver of Pharmaceutical dollars. $1.5M". The crowd erupts in applause! LFG!!.
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"For me, Pizza Hut represents a lot of different things and I don't think the term 'Pizza' should be one of those things.".
“For me Captain America represents a lot of different things and I don’t think the term ‘America’ should be one of those representations.” - Captain America
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Chapter 1 better be a lengthy explanation of why they weren't in school.
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Even funnier when you remember 30,000 Native Americans joined the Confederates to fight the Union.
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H3H3 spent the past 5 years celebrating every unjustified Twitter suspension, up to and including the President of the United States. But now wants us to break out the sad fiddles for his. I'd tell Ethan Klein to chin up, but he'd need to have one first.
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"The game so good, it killed the franchise, and likely the studio.".
If we never get another Dragon Age, at least it got to go out on a high note with Dragon Age: The Veilguard. Our review:
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Just a helpful reminder that Joe Biden was and is attempting to take Trump's Secret Service agents away.
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Björn Abandonsson.
State TV in Sweden (SVT) has produced a big budget series called History Of Sweden. Here are the first Swedes.
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For all this talk of how "based" Norm Macdonald is. he's been voting Democrat for the past 3 years.
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He'd have a safe-edgy Netflix talk show where he'd push the vax harder than Colorado pushes pot.
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This aged 20 years in 2 weeks.
BREAKING: Jack Black just delivered the strongest endorsement of President Biden this cycle and in the process he absolutely demolishes Donald Trump. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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Ah yes. The famous form of Fascism where we. [Checks notes].[Squints]. shrink the size of government.
Fascism has come to America, and as predicted, it is wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.
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If he'd been assassinated, you'd be making the same tweet about the size of his casket. What a ravening whore for the regime this man is.
1st APPEARANCE of ludicrously oversized ear bandage, apparently not needed prior to tonight. 👂🤣
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Raise your hand if you still want post-election lawsuits to tear the ballot printing Democratic apparatus out by the root.
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God bless the internet for having the pants-splitting autism to actually look into this.
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Boy it's good we busted that Ghislaine Maxwell. Turns out she did it all. All by herself. All of it. A sprawling global criminal enterprise catering to the global elite. Turns out she was every criminal and every customer. Yup. No need to investigate further. I'm sleepy.
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So he's finally dead, then.
BREAKING: Former President Jimmy Carter votes for Kamala Harris in Georgia.
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It's been one year since the pronoun game flopped.
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Debate 1: Trump wins, immediate assassination attempt. Debate 2: Trump wins (cope harder, breadtube), immediate assassination attempt.
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I could have gone my entire life without knowing Destiny blew Fuentes. mostly because I already assumed.
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Oh?
It’s wrong to impeach a President because you’re out for revenge. And it will damage the country.
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Look bro just calm down bro it's just a little pronoun my man we're just introducing it into all forms of entertainment and even elementary school curriculum bro it's no big deal but we'll deplatform you over it anyway bro.
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It's a curious phenomenon. Virtually everyone seems to mourn the loss of malls, just not enough to actually shop at one.
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Check and mate.
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A stutterer who worked so hard to overcome it, he became renowned for his voice. R.I.P.
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Ozzy Osbourne was obliterated on drugs after Black Sabbath in the late 1970s. In a professional and personal tailspin, he seemed destined to end up a Rock casualty. Then, the wonderful Sharon Osbourne cleaned him up, he launched a successful solo career, and the rest is history.
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Still being paid to consult on mainstream AAA games, by the way.
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"We have nothing to fear but fear itself.".—F.D.R. "No man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.".—Thomas Jefferson. "Missed me, faggot.".—T-Money.
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I was portable. I was convenient. I was cheap. And you replaced me with a cloud server owned and operated by Chinese organ thieves.
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"We're defeating stereotypes!".>literally call a gay dude "Sister"
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Imagine being Mike Pence. All you had to do was sit at the rear of the Trump cabinet and ride his political tailwind. Instead, you're the author of the most botched Brutus backstabbing in US history. At the crucial hour, you tripped on your toga and landed on your own knife.
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Guys. AOC isn't pregnant. She's just a hispanic woman after age 30.
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Welcome to the wild, innovative world of Fable 1.
GTA 6 is rumored to feature a dynamic body mechanic that allows characters to lose/gain weight and build muscle based on different activities, including gyms, wrestling and consuming food.
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You could mention that it's their first proper Steam launch since the Origin experiment imploded. Making it the first modern BioWare game to be released concurrently on Steam, and not held as exclusive somewhere else. You could if you were honest. You could if you weren't IGN.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard's launch has already made it EA's biggest ever single-player game on Steam, topping the charts and beating out the concurrents for 2023's Star Wars Jedi: Survivor.
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The Left: You're incapable of Art, Culture, and Reason. "Art, Culture and Reason":
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Matt Walsh wanted DeSantis. Ben Shapiro wanted DeSantis. Ann Coulter wanted DeSantis. Stop rewarding people who eagerly usher you to defeat.
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You'd think Destiny would appreciate the laying of hands, considering another man is currently doing it to his wife.
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The "I'm friends with School Shooters" comment was so bizarre. Like, we get it, Tim. You like Trans people.
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In 19 days, the media was able to pivot from Donald Trump literally surviving an assassination attempt. to calling him a coward because Kamala refuses to debate him. In case you were wondering how their ability to warp the very fabric of reality is holding up.
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You. just filmed the Aladdin remake in Jordan. Where abortions are punished with prison time. Sit the fuck down.
Disney CEO: It will be "very difficult" to film in Georgia if heartbeat abortion bill takes effect
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"Here's the thing: Democrats are saying nothing to goad people into trying to assassinate Trump"
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You. Yes, you. You survived the worst President in a century or more. One of the 5 worst in US history, and I say this without the faintest hint of hyperbole. Take a beat and buy yourself an ice cream cone.
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R.I.P. Duke.My buddy for many years. Co-pilot for many a rant. (He was even in the video thumbnail for our review of Sleeping Dogs).The best of boys.
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What's that, Jesus?.'Reject ego? Reject envy? Reject vice?.Reject the lusts of the flesh?.Dedicate yourself to humble service, diminishing that your savior might increase?.AND the entire world will hate me?'. Oh boy!.Just what I wanted to hear!.
My favorite part of this quote is it came from a man who would go on to say men can become women and compete in women's sports
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I give it 5 smoke detector chirps out of 5.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Trump dodged a bullet. We dodged something infinitely worse.
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They let Digimon and Monster Rancher slide for 20 years, but Palworld is a bridge too far.
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Christopher Lee knew why the Kathleen Kennedys of the world are rarely fired. They're promoted.
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Disguised Toast says "everyone is losing a lot of money" in the esports business.
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Disney: "We're SHATTERING stereotypes!". [Asian chick drives car].[Immediately crashes].
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Nevada called for Trump. AZ still furiously printing ballots and stalled at 58%. I repeat: Nevada. The land of Fredos and Fraud. Ran a smoother, quicker election than Arizona. Farcical.
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Stephen Colbert built his entire brand by parodying the type of person he has become in 2022.
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"White husbands sure are lazy, am I right?".[Canned laughter]."My black wife told me if I didn't stop being lazy, I need to pack my bags!".[Pauses for a formulaic 3 seconds].". I said 'Can't YOU pack them?".[Bodies rolling in the aisles, hysterical audience vomits blood].
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@ladygaga "Hi, gang. Corporate product here. Be a rebel. Vote for the candidate supported by Amazon, Google, Facebook, GE, Occidental Petroleum and the Motorola Corporation!".
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Kari Lake claimed elections were suspicious. So election officials proved her wrong by taking a full week to count, culminating in a final result which was a near-complete inversion of what any mainstream poll showed in the final weeks of the race. That'll show her.
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Listen. We can't import the entire population of India. Because England already has.
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"I apologize. unless said apology fails to salvage my career, in which case I un-apologize.".
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RazörForce. I never ask you for much. But hear me out.
BREAKING: Bono vows to drive his car off a cliff if Donald Trump wins the 2024 Election.
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From "14 days to slow the spread" to "your bank account is closed and you're under arrest" in 2 short years. I never want to see "Theory" attached to the phrase "Slippery Slope" again.
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The shooter can't be a Republican. The FBI didn't release his name 5 seconds after the shooting.
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>War hero. Handed his sword to Congress, refusing a crown and throne, despite being begged to be King.vs. >Corrupt Lawyer. Seized more power than the King of England: Income Tax, The Draft, and IRS paid for a Civil War he helped engineer, which killed more Americans than WW1 & 2.
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Boy. If only Pennsylvania voters had some kind of warning about Fetterman's health before they did anything crazy, like electing him.
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But wait! There's more!
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Sheriff Joe Arpaio was reviled, defamed, prosecuted by the Obama DOJ, and rigged out of office by Soros for daring to do Immigration sweeps in Phoenix. Today, Immigration Sweeps are national policy. Enjoy the last laugh, Joe.
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We won the election fair and square. And just to prove it, we'll raise $300 million to avoid a single audit of the vote and remove you from all social media platforms if you speak out.
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