Professor Green
@professorgreen
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It’s here. The POP SHXT EP is out in its entirety - which means you can listen to it in all its glory now that Selfish Love has finally dropped too!.•.•.Share it and post it everywhere you can, we’ve gotta make the noise for this one ourselves. •.Love
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153,007 copies in 1 week. #1. Now the challenge is to keep it! Love to every one of you who bought it!!!.
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Has Zayne left 1D!? All posters immediately ripped off the wall when I get home 💔.
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and as for @spencergeorgem - you're vile, don't utter a fucking word about our engagement - it's none of your fucking business.
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1. its cold. 2. its too early.3. its still dark.4. its monday.5. fuck off.
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It's so sad how many people we're losing. There's so much unhappiness, sadness and suffering. There's so much anger, unrest, conflict and division. The world is hurting.
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Go to the fridge. What’s in the fridge? Nothing, but I’ll be back in 10 minutes to check just incase something changes.
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2/2 and @ToriKelly and I visited @Fearnecotton @BBCR1 and covered @edsheeran 'don't' and you can hear/watch it here:
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❤️ to anyone with an absent father, whatever the reason may be. X.
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I get anxious when I’m not anxious cause I’m worried the anxiety is going to come back.
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Someone's gonna have to break the news to Jessica Alba and Eva Mendez.
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why are idiots running around attacking mosques? why are edl supporters taking to the streets? to kill more innocent people?.
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Today is the day, 'Suicide and Me' is on bbcthree at 9pm this evening. Please spread the word. X
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Depression needs to be discussed more, especially amongst men. It's so sad when someone sees their only option as suicide.
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Get this ‘it’s because they give homes to immigrants first’ bullshit off my timeline. You’re buying in to scapegoating and being distracted.
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hello you cunt 💪i'm with Harvey on that one, fuck em all.
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people just need to call a cunt a cunt more often, the worlds full of them.
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#iwasgonnarunthemarathon but me and bieber were up all night snorting coke and fucking bitches.
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I beg everyone get everyone to vote even if they never have before. . I'm backing @jeremycorbyn #votelabour.
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As part of the most pivotal deal in my career with @PGtips Green Tea, I’m changing my name to 'Professor Green Tea’.
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hi angry kesha fans! i have no advice for you, you're beyond saving. go brush your teeth with jack daniels you little rockstars you! xx.
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‘reduced to tears’ is a terrible turn of phrase and exactly where we are going wrong as humans. Don’t think less of yourself for crying X.
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everyone’s mum is the best, strongest woman on earth today - i reckon we stick em in a real life hunger games and see who comes out on top.
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@piersmorgan The male Katie Hopkins. You don't even project the image of masculinity you're promoting, you're as moist as they come. 👍🏻.
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3500 for a fucking bar to stop people sleeping on a bench?! are you having me on? Also what cunt got paid to come up with the idea? And what cunt signed off on it? I want the names of you heartless slags.
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I would rather shit in my hands and clap than play Pokemon Go.
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Got some big news guys, I’m replacing Zayn in 1D.
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when i was a kid we smoked weed and drunk white lightening, now all children do is annoy me trying to get a tweet back. #societyisfucked.
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Love the fact Nial is somewhere feeling exactly the same as I do right now, wonder if he's having a cider too?.
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I’ll be on newsnight shortly to discuss #SuicideAndMe. I hope this is only the beginning, the important thing now is keeping dialogue open x.
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Sorry @edsheeran we can't be friends after this RT @ScumOnTheRun: @professorgreen lucky bastard http://t.co/eJ33jAkFpn.
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Anxiety is such a personal hell for anyone who truly goes through it, isn't it?.
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Thank you to everyone who made the program possible by being brave enough to also share their stories X.
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This time last year I was putting the finishing touches to my wedding speech. Happy anniversary @millsmackintosh x.
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LOLs. So this is the bit where every bird I’m seen with is my new Mrs. 😂.
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‘I took a pill in ibiza’ ?! What’s next, ‘I took a poo in a loo’ or, ‘I had a pint in a pub’?! fucks sake.
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So much love for both ‘Suicide and Me’ and ‘Hidden and Homeless’ still pouring in - so happy they’re still reaching people ❤️👊.
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The Internet is a funny place… The Mrs is has been called pro-anorexia and pregnant in one day. 🙈 what a pile of 💩💩💩💩💩.
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Decide how you want to treat people and how you think people should be treated. Ignorance is not bliss. #HiddenandHomeless.
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I always worry, that if I don’t worry, it’ll be the time I should have worried.
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8yrs ago it all got a bit too much for you. I still love you more than anything dad
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Good luck to everyone taking exams. Is it re-sits? If so, please don't be shit twice, make it happen this time.
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the sad truth is so many atrocities are committed every day that we don't even know about, it's only when it's on our doorstep we care.
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That goes for anyone anywhere in the world. You cannot blame an entire religion for the actions of a few.
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Mental health problems affect 1 in 4 of us every year; let’s get it out in the open. #GetTheInsideOut
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Such a mix of emotions, I need a full tank of petrol and a long drive ❤️.
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panic attacks with no obvious source of anxiety are quite frustrating.
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Nurses are so underrated. I always find it funny when artists have ego's. what the fuck are you doing for anyone?.
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people should be allowed to do what they wish and practice what they please for as long as it has no ill effect on anyone else. #peaceful.
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I need to not read anymore about Cecil the lion, the whole thing just makes me hate humans even more than I already do.
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Prince Harry is one of the main reasons I like the royal Family, he humanises them. I think he's a huge attribute to the monarchy.
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Why does coke taste better from a glass bottle, and where do foxes go during the daytime??.
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Boys just need to grow a pair, become men and learn to apologise.
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James Arthur sounded wicked singing hometown glory.
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All this rubbish speculation about me dating is making life very difficult when I do bump into a lovely girl at my local coffee shop 😡.
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I hope the artists pictured leaving parties looking worse for wear last night have all gurned from their mistakes. I mean learned. Or do I.
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I can’t thank everyone posting enough, this is the most frightening thing I’ve ever done. Love 👊❤️.
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Have we all come to terms with the fact we’re all fucked yet?.
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You can't get angry at someone for not behaving the way you would.
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I'm team bieber on this one. You get the odd pap who's alright - the rest are weirdos.
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My dad isn't here because of what his demons done to him and I pray I never go down that road. The only thing I want for one day is a family.
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someone begging for attention, that's who. well there you have it, attention. enjoy @spencergeorgem.
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Fuck Legal Highs. And fuck a government that cares more about numbers than the people in the country they govern.
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Please don't vote for a woman who has her head up the arse of a president who has no regard for the WORLD. Cheers.
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