It's always "can I have a free pizza?" and never "how was your week?" and my week was fine btw except for the fact that we got a bunch of threats to OutPizza the Hut which creates a ton of paperwork for me you know. Anyway. Yes you can have a free pizza.
The best part about going to college is no one is around to tell you that you can’t have a Personal Pan Pizza and chocolate donut bites for dinner every night MOM
if you’re going to enjoy a slice of our Big New Yorker pizza, may we remind you of the Rules™:
- no fork and knife allowed
- slice must be folded
- you have to yell “AY IM WALKIN HERE” after each bite