Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
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Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Los Angeles
Joined May 2010
RT @RationalBlonde: stop saying Elon’s kid is a "human shield" It's insulting. this is America—we’ve never let kids stop us before
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RT @TheOnion: ‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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RT @BootsRiley: Nazis got whooped. Even though the fascists won the election- don't get it twisted, most of the US, and the world, is furt…
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“It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this."
Here you go. Read it, why don’t you:
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I don’t think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don’t understand or even realize exist.
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RT @toddbarry: I could easily book a pop- up show at the Superdome tonight, but everyone there is really enjoying the game. Another time! #…
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The new HORIZON EXPERIMENT comics from @image and @real_pornsak are a miracle and I would you like you to purchase all of them so they can make more! Thank you!
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What a great crowd last night! Hey everyone — check out this guy’s top-shelf storyboarding skills and HIRE HIM.
Hey @pattonoswalt, I'm the Storyboard Artist from your crowd work at the Irvine Improv on Feb. 4th. Thanks for a great show last night, you absolutely crushed it! If you'd like to check out my storyboarding, here's a link to my animatic portfolio site: 😀
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RT @Tim_Walz: The richest man in the world is sitting at the Resolute desk, about to defund your public school. Trump should stop him.
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RT @IanKarmel: MY FIRST SPECIAL - COMFORT BEYOND GOD'S FORESIGHT - AVAILABLE NOW FOR EARLY ACCESS - ONLY AT @800PGM.
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RT @JamesWardByrkit: "Shatter Belt" is widening its release this spring. Our homemade sci fi series of four episodes is starting to reach t…
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RT @AyannaPressley: Elon Musk isn’t elected. He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches. And right now he’s locked himself in…
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RT @MinorThreatsDH: Check out this @TheAVClub exclusive preview on Welcome to Twilight City #1! @pattonoswalt @B…
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Can’t wait to see this. Can’t wait to see anything @MrGeorgeWallace is in.
Six days until "Clean Slate" drops on @PrimeVideo. We worked like hell to make the spiritual cornbread you need. Please take a bite on February 6th and whatnot.
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RT @ralphmacchio: HERE WE GO! The Epic Conclusion - with all the feels, tears and cheers you’d expect from The Karate Kid Universe! Brace y…
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Matt Fraction and Mike Allred noir it up in this Minor Threats comics exclusive
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I’ve never read this “Goliath” story but this dude says he’s a “child of God” so he must know what he’s talking about. The USA is about to win BIG!!!!!
@JustinTrudeau Had Canada been treating us fairly, this would never have happened. So, buckle up Canada, you’re taking on Goliath.
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