Kolo_Merian²⁵⁴🇰🇪
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God did it💯💯 Jabanese Man United forever🔴🔴Memelord👑 Kijana ya MMUST👌I EAT & DRINK CONTENT🥳 Surviving is winning Franklin everything else is bullshít
Joined July 2024
Unapigwa munju na dem mjaka anakuachia Omena kwa mdomo😂😬.
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Nani alisema lazima mtu akiingia kwa choo a squat mbona husisimame🤔.
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Either nishike chrome ya 250 ama ninunue unga na mboga ,weeh decisions😅.
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Ngotha za MEN nazo ukikimbia kidogo inapanda kwa kifua😅.
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Ushago is saving us from a lot of expenses badala ya lounge tunaingia kwa mahindi 😊.
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Nakumbuka krisi nikilazimisha mbuzi kula pilau natokwa na wazimu🥱😪.
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Mwanaume akikunywa p2 kunaweza happen aje 🤒, ni urgent 😑.
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Unashanga mbona haukukuwa mwalimu kumbe ni nyota yako ilikuwa chalkman wa pool 😅.
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Choo za ushago unasleki kidogo unashtukia nyoka inakulamba haga😂.
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Helb ikiingia naskianga kubrush meno na soda ya Krest😅.
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Mtu anipee hata kama ni mama yake buana nitoke soko🤒😅.
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Mnatoa wapi sugar mummie guys nimefinyia mama wa hoteli jicho akanipoint na mwiko🤒.
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Kuuza shamba ya mzae na kwenda old trafford kuwatch game ya Man U live is still on my bucket list 😅.
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Mimi siezipea Matiang'i kura za president ju alifanya nikaanguka mtihani saa hii ningekuwa India nikisomea Gaenaecologist🤔.
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Mtu anakwambia nifollow back na hajakufollow front😅.
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Unavaa kiatu ya 7k unakataliwa na dem amevaa crocs za soo😅.
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Mimi ukinipiga surprise visit jipange kulala njaa juu haukusema niongeze maji ya ugali 🤒.
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Msichana kukudunga kisu mara 27 is a form of dust for simps mimi ata nimwangalie nione mood yake ni mbaya najam😅.
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Mbona High school za wasichana hawangepewa ndizi full lazima ingekatwa mara mbili??🤔.
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Mimi kama sio hii exam ya January ningerudi sober next year Monday 29th January nikienda kibandaski🤒.
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Wakisii na nyinyi hii maneno ya kuongea kama kinyozi ya kunyoa fudhe muache bana🤒.
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Na hao watu mnaquote post zetu zinapata engagement mingi kutuliko tusizoeane 😥😅.
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Huku ocha unaset alarm ya 6 mchana ndio ukaingishe kuku husisahau 😅.
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Dj Afro was a legend during our days bana he spiced our childhood 😅.
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Kuna ngotha tulikuwa tunavalishwa tukiwa watoto zilikuwa zinaitwa cowboy zilikuwa zinashika mjulus kaa thong bana😅😅.
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Na watu pikipiki mkiona mtu na bag si kumaanisha anatravel 😅.
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Unamuita babe anaitika kumbe alipewa baby na ex wake😅.
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Sheree za waluhya unafaa ubebe mtungi ju busaa is never limited😅.
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Hakuna kitu hukuwa fiti kama kuitwa "weeh mbwa" na maboiz 😅.
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Watu wa ushago continue chosing watu wa Nairobi over us and do it ata after wamerudi Nairobi 🤔🤔.
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Watu tumekubali wasitafute bibi ni wale wakona nyumba zinanyesha pekee ju hawawezi nyeshewa mara mbili 🤗😸.
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Akiona ni mzee kukuliko anasema "age is just a number"😅.
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Msichana unaangalia hairline upeleke wapi😅, wewe ni kinyozi 🤒.
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Msichana a spot sukuma kwa meno ukiwa unamkatia huwa inarudisha gangsta point zero bana😅😂.
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Call me sura mbaya roho safi a.k.a the blackest man in black Africa.
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Nikiwa kwa bar nakwambia nishai jaribu ile trash ya ukigongwa kofi side moja unapatiana ingine 🤒,nikang'olewa meno😂.
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Nilipeleka manzi yako out akatoboa tea bag akamwaga kwa chai🤔😂.
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Nikiambia gal fred wangu hey aniambie hey 2 badala ya hey 3 tunaachana 🥱.
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Mimi si nabii lakini najua yule dem ya Kairo hajapost Kairo leo😅.
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Usinichukie juu ya sura hio ni biashara ya wazazi 😂na iliuma nje ajabu 😏.
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Mnasemanga warwanda mnakosea mmeona wajaka wa Homabay kweli🤔.
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Mimi nikipata jamaa wangu wa formation kama hasomi nampiga kofi mbaya Sana, I can't risk failing 🙂.
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Neiba amekuja kwangu na leso imeandikwa "nikikupea utawezana"🤒advice me guys😋.
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Can someone tell these people nikona trouser nne za black🤔😂😎.
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Unakata maji ya 20K dec unakula mandazi maji January😂, inaitwa transition.
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Tafuta dem mzee hii maneno ya kukaa pekee yako kama singular hatutaki 🤒.
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From kulipua mbaruti to kulipuka akili ju ya kusomea mtihani 🥺.
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Masaa ni ya kuscreenshot zile vitu najua siezi afford 😅.
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Niko single coz when i approach b!tches naskianga "wewe hauwezikosa mtu"😥.
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Na mbona pombe huwa inapanda kwa kichwa na ukimeza inashukanga kwa tumbo🤔.
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Ama hii ya kwenda kwa pendi ndio mnaita pendicure🤔🤔.
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Naogopanga kuwapostia memes za English mkose kuelewa niwaste content bure 😅.
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Kamiti prison nayo ukienda kuokota sabuni ukiwa newcomer unaeza Diddywa vibaya sana😅.
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Kama uko karibu na dem akona nyash mwambie apewe soda kwa bill yangu☺️.
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Kula hio elfu mbili iko KCB mpesa haiwezi nunua Audi 😂.
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Ulinyimwa na dem na muhindi pia amekataa umkule kwani hamjui we are from poor backgrounds 😅.
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Ukiingia ushago na suti Kama ile ya Kasmuel unapewa bibi free na unachangiwa pesa ya kuanza maisha.
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Koinange naendanga na Arv kwa mfuko siwezitaka hio mchezo😅.
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Ladies marry mtu hana pesa ndio mtafute pesa pamoja msinyang'anywe gari kama dame ya the Pluto😅😅.
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Ukipata short cut wewe tumia Interpol watakupata mbele mbele 🚮.
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Being a stupid man is asking a girl about another girl.
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Y'all overate using tissue paper in the toilet & yet hamjajaribu maize cob 🤔.
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Unapanda kwa mti ya afkado kusaka neti akikupigia kumbe ni break up message ako nayo😥.
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Never judge Manchester United with it's cover sisi ni wabaya kimoyomoyo🙌😂.
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Msichana anakuringia last year unapatana na yeye this year akiwa amefura miguu na tumbo unasukuru Mungu hakukubali 😅.
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December ata kama wewe ni pastor kunywa mvinyo tutaokoka January 🤒😊.
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Nachukianga hawa madem wa ati ooh ukinipigia unipate you must be a very important person😅.
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Asiyefunzwa na mamake lazima ni yatima🤔hii maneno ya ulimwengu achia wahenga😅.
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Mimi ushangaa Sana nikiskia mtu amerape bibi yake like how does it happen🤒.
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Bibi yangu kutoka murima ameweka omena za thate thufu jug mbili😅😅.
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Hakuna kitu huwa inauma kama kuambiwa pesa yako ni fake 🤔.
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99% of people who wear earphones make there own lyrics 😂ju anajua hamsikii kitu anaskiza😂.
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Nashangaa nguo zinataka nizioshe saa hio ata mimi sijajiosha😅.
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Sasa krisi naona kama nitakula mukombero na maji ya maharagwe ju huku campus kama ni chapo tumezoea 😅.
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Endelea kuambia watu watokwe na vitu tu, ile siku zitakuingia ndio utajua haujui.
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Nishaanza account ya Telegram ya KCSE leaks , block lazima tutolewe na backbenchers😅😅.
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Hakunanga feeling demure kama mtu kukubeba ufala ukijua😇😇.
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Zawadi kubwa msichana anaeza nunulia mwanaume ni saa ndio akuwe na time yake😅.
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Wajaka na wao kiswahili wanaiongeanga kama nyuki iko maternity 😂.
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Yaani mpaka cousin amenikataa kwani how bad is the damage guys🤭🤒.
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Rigathi Gachagua na yeye kusamehea Ruto labda mbinguni.
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If you want to hate a song use it as your early morning alarm ringtone.
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