Purple is just horny blue

wake me up when he gets luigi'd

@Aussie_Legend you know what ill pay that

first time ever seeing @twentyonepilots at #clancysydney and oh my god

i blocked you because youre a cunt

SO LONG STINKTOWN

hot girl problems (i have diarrhoea)

just having a normal one on the bird app

yes sure tone me the fuck up

lady in the toilet next to me just farted, then said "oh no"

fall out boy (band) is not to be confused with vault boy (mascot) from fallout (game) who is not to be confused with pip boy (device) who is not to be confused with pip boy (mascot) who is also named vault boy (mascot) who is not to be conf

twitter is never boring in the same way as a roomba running over a fresh turd is never boring