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I was subjected to ceaseless torments in boyhood. "Up your butt," the bullies taunted, "and around the corner"—I shudder to even imagine where that could be.
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it's about time we recognized heterosexuality as more of a fetish than an orientation
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accidental rorschach test tell me what you see and I'll psychoanalyze you
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i've said this before but i think it's cool, i just wish there was more keith haring merch with all the sucking and fucking
A few months ago I voiced my displeasure of seeing so much Keith Haring crap everywhere in everyone. It turns out that it’s the K. H. Foundation that owns the rights. They use the profits to provide grants to a number of charities…
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reading these comments makes me feel old but more than that it makes me sad to see so many young queer people so incurious about a sex act they've never heard of and so dismissive of a truly ambitious and unique work of sex ed. rest in fucking peace Mira
how insanely horny do you have to be to come up with this
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suggesting that queer people should use reddit is verging on a hate crime
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career choices when you come out as a trans woman
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ratioed by johnny cash slaying in thigh high boots and also you don't understand drag lol
Country — real Country — is the opposite of drag. It’s sentimental and unironic.
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@machinegrlkelly
having adhd, asd, or other sensory issues is objectively funny (source: i have sensory issues)
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@poorly_animated
eras should not exist in the present tense or as a marketing strategy they should exist in the minds of and arguments between a musicians most autistic fans decades after the fact
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i'm brave enough to admit that if i call myself transsexual instead of transgender it's just because it sounds cool and is fun to say
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@machinegrlkelly
white people can't be women like.. yall invented patriarchy and spread it around the world
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if i don't see some fat guys in those ftmspo/force masc/whatever you wanna call em images im gonna have to make some myself
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Me, a pro gamer: girls, please do not kiss me. I am devoting all my time to being the best at video games
Girl: please I would like just one smooch
Me: no
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david byrne did not write a dozen bangers about the power of love and companionship and become widely acclaimed as one of the greatest stage musicians of the late 20th century for so many people to still think that autistic people are less empathetic or less charismatic
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yes i have voice dysphoria no i am not working on it
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castles are lowkey moated when protecting the walls from infantry and battering rams is the vibe
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the thing about diy hrt is you would truly be hard pressed to name any other drugs with so few negative side effects and contraindications and with so much readily available community sourced information about safe supply and effective, minimally risky dosing
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trans lesbians coming up with a funny post:
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renouncing body fascism is a tgirl milestone no one tells you about
Pretty Enough For A Monogamous Relationship is a tgirl milestone no one tells you about
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it's very funny that george santos is transphobic but behaves in such a way that gay people are always using female pronouns for her
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@KitLenAD
@silicone_angel
this actually happened to me exactly one time and it was so nice. "are you pregnant?" "nope" "any chance you could be?" "don't have a uterus" "ok" that's all it takes!!
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it's about time we recognized that binary genders are more of a fetish than a gender
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straight women have no legs to stand on in this fight. most straight women who are "into fashion" are not even into fashion they just have eating disorders and be shopping
I think this looks fine. I’m a straight woman.
He thinks this looks like shit. He’s a gay man
So dress for your audience, guys
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"transition incompatible bodies and gender identities" is such a sad and needlessly defeatist concept
i wish more trans ppl considered there are a lot of transition incompatible bodies & gender identities. like it’s no physical form i can take that will make people gender me correctly so medical transition is not a useful tool for me. we don’t live the same realities & that’s ok
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tfw you are skrillex in 2012
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there are, broadly speaking, body mod subcultures where "i want my body to look like yours" is widely recognized as a compliment but they are like, bodybuilder forums and proana blogs and i don't want to cultivate that kind of energy in trans subcultures
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what the fuck
"A text chain between Border Patrol employees described migrants not just as 'tonks' but also as 'an influx of rats' from 'whatamala, el salvado & hondodas....' They mocked a co-worker for 'marrying a tonk' because 'he cant find a legal chick here WOW.'"
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liquid snake is like "we're identical twins, clones, but you got all the good genes and i got the bad ones which is why i suck" and then you fist fight and his punches do like 3x as much as damage as solid snake's
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transfems be like "im gender fluid" and then have dry orgasms 🙄
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before you reply something like "fucking trans women is really important but muffing is uncomfortable" consider that nobody asked you and that's not what i'm talking about
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wearing a tight tank top when i haven't voice trained at all
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weird essentializing of autism aside there is no amount of food sensory weirdness that i could not put aside temporarily for a meal that mads mikkelsen cooked for me
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consider also rereading the section on muffing because she explained pretty well how to make it more comfortable and it's not very difficult
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the teenagers who get mad about bi lesbians or whatever would be sooo angry if they knew how much gay sex straight guys are having
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where is my keith haring watch where the hands are cocks and the 12/3/6/9 are little guys reaching out to them
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reject modernity (cheap plastic stp) return to tradition (hand crafted glass dick and balls)
18th Century Women's Glass Urinal, Shaped Like a Penis & Testicles. Portable urinals would have been owned by wealthy women at a time when few hygienic toilet facilities would have been available outside of the home.
(Science Museum)
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i don't think that having the wrong ontology of dysphoria is helping transphobes politically or weakening trans movements. the right doesn't care about the ontology of anything, they're just reactionaries, and you don't need an ontology of dysphoria to make a case for transition
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chester: IT STARTS WITH
mike: one thing. i don't know why. women are my favorite guy
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@terriblytrans
after all that it should be no surprise to cis women that we are unfazed by a little catcalling. when a stranger shouts something at me on the street im just relieved if it's not a slur
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yes im autogynephilic yes im autoandrophilic
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The handsomest boy whose dinner will not be served for two hours
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he is sooo sleepy from being annoying all night
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getting facial faggotization surgery because estrogen made me look too much like a straight girl
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doctors when there's healthcare that produces positive outcomes for a group of people that is reliably identifiable by self-attestation and not by diagnostic criteria
Trans healthcare is literally the easiest kind of medicine. The patients are like “here’s what I need” and are reliably correct
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cat ear headset is an anagram of car seat headrest
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you actually do have to treat sissy crossdressers with the same amount of respect as trans women but that hardly begins or ends with pronouns
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@PJAxemurderer
the thing is like... my sexual preferences are for particular sex acts or body parts that i find erotic. you know, things directly relevant to having sex! having a sexual preference based on gender and not just circumstantial to gender is like the definition of a fetish
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sorry to everyone i don't already follow but im not gonna reply to your posts. have fun out there though
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kate bush is what happens when you give an autistic person unconditional support (financial, emotional, etc) to pursue their artistic passions
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gender in engineering class is so funny because all the boymoders dress the same as the cis girls (men's t shirt, women's skinny jeans, unisex athletic sneakers)
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the other day an older trans woman asked me, in regard to my transition, "how far [I was] gonna go" and i had to clarify what she meant because girl what year is it
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it would actually be awesome if the diy scene for all drugs were more like that. people diying medical care and sharing their experience and expertise empowers all individuals seeking that care whether they are seeking it through official channels or not
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@rhinosoros
blocking traffic is not a legitimate form of protest, any US citizen should be allowed to own a tank and drive it through a crowd of cop cars that's blocking the road
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so true king you should try he/him
Demi Lovato ‘got tired’ of using ‘they/them’ pronouns: ‘It was absolutely exhausting’
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@cervixpiercer
piss kinks require you to have easy access to drinking water (a privilege not afforded to millions of people around the world)
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@st4reintoabyss
right?? like is it so much funnier than other sex acts? you ever SEEN a penis???
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started smoking weed again and forgot how to act on twitter i just pig poop ballsed a transphobe who just got fired lol
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@bobo_circus
a funny person tells abby shapiro her husband is gay. a wise person tells her that she's gay too
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the only time it's ok for a trans woman to say that another trans woman is "making us all look bad" is when that other trans woman is caitlyn jenner
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queer people already using reddit: im so sorry, seek help, good luck
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we need a bisexual james bond. we need a bond girl who is a twink
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@hagbabybag
like transsexual in the cat ear thigh high sock light up keyboard way or transsexual in the high heels nylons lipstick way
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her fit is crazy
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@twinkpeaks_
this is reminding me of that tweet that was like "trans mascs have what cis twinks wish they had" and OP did not mean a pussy but everyone in the comments was like "a pussy????"
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my most homophobic take is doc martens are mediocre and overpriced
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this is just off the dome someone put me in charge of the keith haring sucking and fucking merch
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in the last year or so I've done a lot of accepting that my sexuality and gender are not really that interesting
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the coward's ratio on this... start filling out those forms smh
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anyways. there is a subtle but critical difference between "you are beautiful, your beauty inspires me to seek my own beauty" and "you are beautiful, i want my beauty to be like yours"
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the numbered waves of feminism are such bullshit, the marxist feminists of the mid 20th century don't even get their own wave, and that's how you know it's a historiographical psyop to keep people thinking there were never any feminists who were right about everything
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your desire to leave the house is rooted in primitive hunter-gatherer instinct. my highly-evolved, agriculturally-optimized brain wishes to stay in one place (bed)
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@socialrepro
it's a truly remarkable development in "gender critical" thought to acknowledge intersex people but claim they're neatly categorizable by sex as if the fact that they are not neatly categorizable is not why the term intersex exists. can't wait to see where else it takes them
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compare that with like tattoo and piercing culture where you can be inspired by someone else's body to make changes to your own but it is understood that one's body is a facet of self expression and its uniqueness is what makes it beautiful and special
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@SomethingUnint1
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when our time comes she will have a big beautiful house to pace around in and all the care she needs :)
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What's an e girl's favorite soviet bloc rifle?
The sksksksksks
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@bobo_circus
it's misogynistic to suggest that maxwell wasn't enough of a girlboss to kill herself
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what do people think "the gender binary" means
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