Chad Johnson
@ochocinco
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McDonalds is cheaper than therapy & never forget you’re paying for sex indirectly but the word “relationship” changes the narrative.
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FBI arrested my neighbor Roger before my morning jog, I’ve only seen shit like that in movies, crazy to start to my Friday
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To the naked eye this is appealing but her choice in heel for this ensemble is flawed, a simple nude spaghetti strap heel would've sufficed.
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I got the same earrings for $10 from Claire’s 💎🤑
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🐐
A Texas man forged his wife's signature and divorced her without her knowing:
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Claire's $9, it all shines the same when the light hits it.
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I’m okay. She just deleted my My Player on NBA2k20 😢
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I met a woman outside the mall crying, she said she lost $200 so i gave her $40 out of the $200 that i found, when God blesses you it’s imperative that you bless others 🙏🏾
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If Donald Trump was a real business man he would fight Kim Jong Un on pay-per-view...
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I’m a Capricorn
No wonder AB recently got an attitude he's been hanging out with Chad Johnson. That dude is a cancer
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If you ever see me in public you invade my space, if i didn’t want to be bothered i would’ve flown private, i wouldn’t be shit without those that are fans of mine, even i understand that, we missed a moment we would’ve remembered forever Cole 🥹
@ochocinco
I wanted to thank you and your 85 kids for providing some excitement on our flight from MIA to Jamaica. Wife and I wanted a pic with you but also thought we should respect your family time.
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I’ll come back & play for the Dolphins 🐬
“Multiple” Dolphins players called their agents to request trades after Miami's 59-10 loss, per
@ProFootballTalk
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The electrical duplex wall socket was installed upside down
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Holy shit that was fucking fun against a real fucking bare knuckle fighter and i fucking survived 🙏🏾
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This is funny but also sad because they still haven’t responded 😢
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Who doesn’t❓
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They don’t sell lobster tail at McDonald’s
Fellas if a chick orders lobster tail on the first date would you be bothered?
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All stemmed wine glasses should be held towards the base of the stem between your thumb, forefinger and middle finger not like a can of soda
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Inmate: what you in for?
Me: I slapped my lawyer on the ass
Me: why you in here?
Inmate: triple homicide but I'm innocent
Me: 😳
BREAKING: Chad Johnson will be released from jail after apologizing to Judge who sentenced him after slapping the backside of his attorney.
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Ocho vs Science
DeVonta Smith says he eats McDonald’s for breakfast before any home game: “If it’s a home game, I’m going to McDonald’s. I’m not even gonna lie to you, I get a McGriddle, two hash browns, and an orange juice. I gotta have it.”
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1 more year to go
Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years
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That’s the coaches fault for talking to the DB before the snap
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Think? My ugly ass was gone be open 24/7 🤷🏿♂️
Michael Vick thinks he could have put up big numbers with Ochocinco and T.O. in his NFL prime. What do you think?
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Thanking God i can play fifa in peace until at least 3am 🙏🏾
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At Walgreens & i asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, "Make it 52"
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It’s difficult when you can’t sell a dream & empty promises to a child 🤷🏾♂️
College coach on Bronny’s recruitment process:
“I tried to get involved, but you had to jump through a thousand hoops just to get to the mom… You’re not allowed to talk to the kid. You have to schedule a time on Tuesday or Thursday with the publicist just to talk to the mom.”
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Chess not checkers‼️
Antonio Brown reportedly managed to turn his helmet issue into an endorsement deal.
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They said the same thing about penguins & you see what happen to homie who came home & had to fight for his love w/ another male penguin then lost in front of her in Antartica
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Sis they got us all the way fucked up, DM me your zelle & we will pay a few months in advance
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“will she make it to testify, find out on the next episode of dragon ball z”
Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly prepared to out "big names" to help case.
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What’s your cash app
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“the windshield is bigger than the review mirror for a reason because what’s in front of you is bigger than what’s behind you” 🔥
New artist of the year at 39.
And last 30 seconds of straight 🔥 for anyone going through it.
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No it’s not, playing and getting hurt without a long term deal would’ve been career damaging.
Le'Veon Bell's holdout has reached point of career-damaging consequences
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Jon Gruden had QB camp on ESPN, the powers that be at ESPN should allow me to do WR camp with the top WR’s coming out in the draft each year.
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So we gone just ignore the plants growing through the fence❓
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Everybody went to club LIV & asking me where I’m at, I’m at home playing Warzone 😁
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My mama had the same 24hrs i did
Niggas buying bitches bags but don’t take care they mama… Ion respect it!
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Good morning, i fucking love all of you fuckers & today is July 1st, drop ya cash app, zelle or PayPal, will be “randomly” choosing & blessing folks throughout the day until 5 & that’s on Jesus sandals 👡
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I want to give away 5k but my BM tripping, let me block her real quick so i can do the Lords work...
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NFL wanted fan engagement so i did my best 🐅
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Trying to bribe the ref with a $1 bill should be framed in Canton
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She looks absolutely stunning but i would’ve chosen a nude spaghetti strap heel to counter the already dark burgundy dress so the outfit itself reached its full potential so the two darks didn’t clash, the nude would play off the burgundy perfectly.
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🐐 in my own lane
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This is what makes sports great 🙏🏾
Jazz Chisholm Jr. hit the Eurostep after his HR vs. the Nats the other day
Josh Rogers struck him out last night and returned the favor. Ultimate troll 😂
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