NodeMonkes ◉
@nodemonkes
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First original 10k on Bitcoin. 10,000 monkes on every node. Market: Discord:
Inscriptions: 83,522 - 111,319
Joined February 2023
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Honorary NodeMonkes will be inscribed and sent soon (for free). These will be in a separate collection for ease of viewing. If you have one and didn't yet send your address to us, this is the absolutely final chance to do so.
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We will make an announcement on 3 channels (Twitter, Discord, Telegram) prior to any mint or claim.
Anything else is not real.
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NodeMonkes has NOT done a stealth mint. 100% of the collection is in our wallet. We will announce on Twitter, Discord and Telegram before mint. The end.
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White List opens soon.
Project founders — if you want free mints for your community we view charitable donations favorably.
Conditions:
- FUTURE donations not past
- free mints go to holders (not you)
- we do not handle funds
- get our confirmation first
Email:
- to:
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VCs offered us $5 million for this project.
We said no.
NodeMonkes will be a free mint.
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THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF AN ANNOUNCEMENT
we’re entering announcement season
thought we were done announcing?
no
1️⃣ turn on notifications 🔔
2️⃣ reply below “send nodes”
3️⃣ prepare for multiple announcements
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Launch by December 13.
Details to be announced.
No whitelist at this time.
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Mint Mechanics (Part One of Sixty-Nine):
NodeMonkes had in mind to allocate 1,000 slots to charitable donors who emailed us, however, the response has been orders of magnitude greater than expected (thank you), and we are unable to accommodate everyone who applied.
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NODEMONKES DISTRIBUTION:
Public: 8,000
Bounties / Project: 1,000
Founders: 1,000
This is a work-in-progress and subject to change.
More details in the coming days.
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Drop your discord server below.
We might pay you a visit.
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INITIAL MONKE DOWNLOAD
Progress: 86.66%
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Initial Monke Download
(100% Progress):
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NODEMONKES DISTRIBUTION:
Free mints: ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Bounties: ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Team: ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
This is a work-in-progress and subject to change.
More details to follow.
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SOLD: Alien Hoodie (
#2769
) for 17 btc ($1,080,000) on M.E.
The first million dollar monke sale.
Congratulations to buyer & seller.
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In an ideal world, we’d use an open claim approach like CryptoPunks did.
But now there is too much attention and financial incentive for bots and fake accounts to claim a large %. This would ruin distribution and damage the collection.
We are working on a solution.
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NodeMonke Mathematics:
1. Multiply TaprootWizards by 5x.
2. Subtract $7.5M VC money.
3. Add a free mint.
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NodeMonkes is not an institute, movement, council or DAO.
There is no utility. No roadmap. No events. No merch. Nothing.
We like to experiment and make cool things.
Enjoy them. Or don’t. We don’t really care. We will make them anyway.
— Nodetoshi & Monketoshi
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No roadmap. No utility. No fanny-packs. No VC money. Nothing.
Just monkes.
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Individuals will have access to the NodeMonkes launch. Not only projects or organizations.
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We are ready to launch.
We just need
@tansanDOTeth
to finish the front-end.
DM him to "SEND NODES"
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We are all Monkes on the same network.
If you’re a Bitcoin Maximalist. If you’re an artist or collector or business on another blockchain. If you’re in the traditional art world.
Come to Ordinals.
Imagination and art are precursors to action. This is the new town square.
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We are not minting in the next 24 hours.
No need to stay awake or at your computer.
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DO NOT DONATE FUNDS.
WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING DONATIONS.
ANYONE WHO ASKS FOR MONEY AT THIS TIME IS A SCAMMER.
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We just offered to donate 80% of our collection to a charity that funds bitcoin development.
Their response: “We hate NFTs, we don’t want your money.”
Maybe
@udiWertheimer
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DO NOT BUY OR SELL WL SPOTS.
NOBODY HAS WL YET.
WE WILL ANNOUNCE A LIST OF CHARITIES AND FURTHER DETAILS ON MECHANICS SOON.
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In preparing our launch mechanics, be assured we are thinking about bot prevention, fairness, and decentralization, amongst other things.
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NodeMonkes does not have a BRC-20 token. These have zero value or utility for our mint and project.
More announcements today.
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Thank you to everyone who emailed us about charitable donations. The response is overwhelming, in the best way, and we are evaluating.
We will announce details on Twitter with a list of eligible charites.
DO NOT DONATE UNTIL WE APPROVE YOUR APPLICATION.
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Initial Monke Download
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2013: bitcoin is for drug dealers and assassins.
2023: bitcoin is for monke dealers and donations.
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This is our plan for distribution. Subject to change. Feedback welcome. SEND NODES.
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To all who emailed about charity slots: don’t worry if we haven’t replied. We will announce distribution plans on Twitter in the coming days. We have not given out any slots.
The response was much stronger than anticipated. Thank you for your support & patience.
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We will allocate 100 free NodeMonkes in discord for original:
- art
- stickers
- emojis
- memes
- creative contributions (not chat)
Deadline: start of public mint.
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Node Monkes is the first 10k collection inscribed on Bitcoin.
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If we didn’t make you an honorary yet, we are grateful for your support, but overwhelmed by requests.
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BOUNTY: 100 NodeMonkes to develop “PSBT” flag for ord client.
Requirements:
- sell & buy functions
- to all, or specific, addresses
- merged to main branch
Purpose: decentralized trading of ordinals inscriptions.
Deadline: 13 December.
DM nodetoshi on tg for details.
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NodeMonkes are digital collectibles on bitcoin.
There is no roadmap, whitepaper, or utility.
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The people who supported NodeMonkes in their darkest hour won big. You absolutely love to see it.
You know who you are.
Thank you, and send nodes. 🙏
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Bitcoin was an Experiment.
Nodemonkes is an Experiment.
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Maybe NodeMonkes was too hyped and we should all fud it to zero so people can enjoy a low priced mint.
I’ll start.
SEND NODES (TO ZERO).
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