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@njamasi_

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@njamasi_
Baba G
1 year
BNXN sef dey enjoy this Nasboi Lover Boy jam. Love to see it.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
i'm going to remove people who talk bad about Manchester United from my group 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
imagine you woke up and found your bed floating in the middle of a lake.🙄 Whats the first one you say? 😄😂
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@njamasi_
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3 years
When did men start having 20 pairs of shoes?🙄
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@njamasi_
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3 years
If Kintu was a muganda, where did he get the cow? conclusion: Kintu was the first thief 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
What if you reach heaven, and find that cheating was not a sin? 😂😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
you have the Uganda premier league😂😂😂but your mind is still colonized?
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
she has 67 knickers and i have only 5 boxers😂😂😂 and i see her wearing one of my boxers lately, i think am left with 4 now😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Some of you mukisusa.. mbu typing in accent "Baiby, i gat no dayta" this nonsense 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Apart from cows, which other animals eat while standing?😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
What are you remembered for in your High School?
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
the way Liverpool is beating us, am not even annoyed.. am just here wearing a ManU jersey and laughing 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
i'm at a stage where i can tell her wetness by just looking at her bums. 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Are you at work yet? or you can explain?😂😂😂 i follow back btw.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
these village mothers introducing me to their daughters 😂😂😂what are you planning?
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Crested Cranes are birds which always move in pairs. Ever wonder why the UG🇺🇬flag has only one? 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
"i am writing noise makers" that was the most scary threat in my high school. 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
But you girls with sugar daddies, can't you connect me to the their wives? i also want a sugar mummy 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
why do you wake up ugly😖, annoyed😠 and gloomy😟?
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
mom always telling me to be careful when i'm goin out. in my heart i'm like "Relax mom i'm the threat" 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Landlords with cute chubby daughters just want us to pay rent twice a month. 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
2 years
Nasty Blaq transformed from just an online content creator to signing ambassador deal with foreign brands. Love to see it.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Africel is demanding me 75,000/- "wetase loans" but the guys can send messages yamawe!!! 😂😂😂😂 i will pay you in November 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
if #MUFC fans were to support Arsenal for a week, then Arsenal would have been sold and changed name already 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
but is your partner texting with you? or just replying back? 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
after 3 years of dating, i asked her for her surname. guys i think i'm single again😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
these guys calling them selves "Data King" and "Data Queen" kindly remember Africel was also "King of the Bundles"😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
some of us play Squid Games with Indians everyday😂😂😂😂 simanyi betpawa, betway, ababet, SBA
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Any Range Rover plugs here?😂😂😂 my betpawa jackpot has gone through.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Dear girls, when you sit, what happens to the p**sy? like does it sit also like the ass? 😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
so Kabogoza's girlfriend was spotted buying a dildo and a vibrator😂😂😂 what is Kabogoza not doing?
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
if you think Southampton is easy, type a joke and tag an Arsenal fan😂😂😂😂 you will know that Arsenal sees every team as a big team😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
During an argument with my boss, he asked "Kati ani musilu" I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. 😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
checked my wallet and then she said "My hair itches"😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Every time it starts raining. Others: cuddling n Sex Me: looking for holes on the ironsheets😂😂😂 i follow back.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
i have asked all my 5 girlfriends for 10k urgently and been block by all the 5, i think am now single😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
The only truth i have ever told was "i follow back"😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
I need SpongeBob’s alarm clock😆😆 i think mine has no sound😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
spider gave spiderman powers. But these mosquitoes in my room are just selfish 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
without using a calculator, why is "No" and "Know" pronounced the same?😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
there is no bitter man like a broke man.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
why does a red shirt appear red? 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
finally convinced my wife to have a 3some, now she has brought a guy over. Hw do i tell her itsn't wat i meant? 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
i want an Twitter girlfriend. i cant be single and also be single online.😂😂😂 also, i follow back
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
The bigger the feet, _________
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
first you study houseflies, mosquitoes and cockroaches then 13 years later, you're told "we cant hire you without 10 year experience."😂😂😂this nyokoary has to stop.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
the easiest way to make money online is through sports betting as long as you dont add Arsenal to your slip😂😂 i follow back by the way.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
What game has real money? i have failed to withdraw my Fifa credit😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
she thought she was cheating on me, till she realized i was being paid 3m to let her be fucked😂😂😂and she was given promises only. i follow back
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
so some people actually "THINK" they know us, based on what we post on social media 😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
but Mbarara babes, are there sugar daddies that side? oba i come and cause inflation😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
By care she means Money 😂 By love she means gifts 😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Drop a Company and its Slogan. GoTv: Live it, Love it
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
which tribe mentions "crew" as Kuriyu😂
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Baba G
3 years
Arsenal fans gather here small small...... Argh!! Argh!! neda go back. muwunya😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
The only business i take serious is sports betting😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
A rich man is one who employs others & a poor man is one who waits for a salary from the rich man. 👉🧠
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
And then there is Bobi Wine who makes a good 5 star intro and then sings kadongo kamu 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
if he says "I am not like the other guys" my sister just buy him pumpers kapale 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits and asked If they were gay ? They arrested me. 🙄🙄
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Money, Love or Fame?
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Wait, so there is Math, Sub Math and Applied Math?🙄 I think my X did applied math. 😂😂😂 and i wont solve her problems. 😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
what if we are living in Hell already?😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Kibalama bought a second hand phone and found his wife's nudes in the whatsapp folder😂😂😂😂 btw i follow back✅
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Every time your broke, Airtel Money sends stupid notifications "Dont share your pin" 😂😂 "Beware of fraud" 😂😂😂bitch my account is dry.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
why is naked and baked pronounced different? where does the "eked" go? 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
so my neighbor went to the village black... now am seeing a white woman😂😂😂😂 anyway, i follow back.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
The way cute girls are rapidly following me, its like someone told them i have money😂😂😂. Ba dear Kabogoza is broke but i follow back😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
the day i drink a full glass of water, i will also say water is life 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Remember that morning bun at your high school? 😂😂😂 some of us got gals from them.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
2 years
in every school, there is that guy who fell down, but his food/drink never poured😂😂😂😂 i follow back btw.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
So everyone has a boyfriend but no one has a girlfriend😂😂😂😂 even those married its not serious..no wonder Lucifer is also male 😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Was 2020 a good year for you? If not, then this year is "2020 too" 😂😂😂😂
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Baba G
3 years
A good muganda, ____________ 😂😂😂violence tusimbule
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Arsenal fans had a very good weekend, 🙄but now the pressure is starting to come back😂😂 btw i follow back.✊
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
i jokingly asked my neighbor why his wife has a scar on the bums 😂😂😂 wait, i'm hearing glasses breaking in their house...🙄 maybe she actually has a scar 😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
🙄...and a certain legend has already masturbated😂😂 i follow back.✅
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
but has that BAE sent you "bomb blast allowance money" oba nsinikile muli ebinyo?😂😂😂 anyway i follow back.
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Baba G
3 years
Dear girls, if you thought you knew confusion, you're wrong🙄. Confusion is when you hit a guy in the balls, and he touches his stomach 😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
if the plan doesn't work, change the plan but never change the goal... Good Morning Africa.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
wait wait wait, my Bible app has shown an update notification.🙄 i think Eve has eaten another apple😂😂 i follow back immediately.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Sometimes what seems intelligent to you is just common sense to someone smarter than you.
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Baba G
3 years
Am sorry to break it to you, lunch time has come😂😂😂😂 stop looking for whom to visit. i follow back btw✅
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
some of you gave up on love.... but for us, love gave up on us😂😂😂
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Baba G
3 years
i came home with 3 girls last night and my girlfriend is calling me the best boyfriend ever. 😂😂 yeah, she is a lesbian. we enjoyed the P**sies together 😂😂
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Baba G
3 years
This "i pick love over money" is for only the rich and independent women. 😂😂now Nakilijja is eating kikomando. btw, i follow back.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Broke guys have more love than rich guys, Discuss
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Baba G
3 years
i'm at a stage of drinking🙄 where V&A is just a wine😂😂 ✅i follow back.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Have you ever broken up with someone you were not even dating? 🤔🙄 This life no balance 😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
The "Wellness 💎 Award" goes to us who are single, but everyone thinks we are dating😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
If i hurt you this year, kindly mark the day i hurt you and wait for part 2.😂😂😂😂 follow me, i follow you.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Forget about Korea's 45B. in Uganda, people would play the Squid Games for only 5k to buy data😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Drop your handles...this cartoon is following back now.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
with universities closed for holiday's, some tweeps dont have wi-fi to be online tweeting their nonsense 😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
By use of emojis only, explain why you are not at work yet. Me: 🛌📺 😂😂 btw i follow back
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
imagine Covid was named after a beer, which one would it be?😂😂😂 i follow back btw.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
am starting to believe "Nga okoze" is the new greeting in the village😂😂😂 what new greeting have you been subjected to?
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
Their absence is better than their disrespect.
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@njamasi_
Baba G
2 years
Our gender was "created" in the image of God, the other demons were "manufactured" from our skeleton😂😂😂😂
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@njamasi_
Baba G
3 years
.........and then there is you whose account balance is less than your twitter followers😂😂😂 btw i follow back ASAP
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