RT @MoonPie: Effective immediately

Valentine's Day is Friday will you be my @UberEats bae, yes or no?

send me @UberEats discount codes so I can keep this up...

peak productivity reached

Just ordered @UberEats off my laptop and feel as if I have joined the upper echelon of people

@rahsh33m In the cut like what!!! #dollqaeda WE WORLDWIDE!! tf

@dbcxptures You have crashout-itis

Hi my name is Benita I'm 5' 5' Brown Eyes, Thick Thighs, Will You Be My Valenslime? 😍💘💋

Dinner Reservations (check) Candy (check) Teddy Bears (check) Perfume (check) Flowers (___) Balloons (___) Lingerie (check) Jewelry (check) Self Love (optimum state)

Valentine's Day is on Friday agagagagagagagagaga

@POTUS @POTUS @realDonaldTrump when I was in Florida for the summer I went to this really nice taco place on West Rd and they had compostable straws 😱 life is about compromise, too many plastics in landfills are bad for the planet. I dont like paper straws either but I care about Earth

My post for yesterday and today will be for @Venuseswilliams and @serenawilliams I grew up watching y'all play tennis you women are an example of Black Excellence it is an honor to witness your legacy take shape

Missed my daily Black History Month post as I was shocked and appalled at @kanyewest and @elonmusk being racist, I did not have that on my meme bingo card for the year

@DrinkAriZona That's because you are prudent and frugal @DrinkAriZona that is why everyone loves you best ✨

@e_asherah Life could always be worse

Thank you Mr. Lawson for modernizing video gaming as this world kind of sucks right now and I see myself playing more video games in the future

@the_marcoli_boy The Professor

@soulaaangel He said "this is too much for my life right now, I don't have to take this" and I felt it in my soul!!

@interesting_aIl Watching this horse get it's nails done is the type of content I come to @X for

SZN 💞🌹🥰