Jim Florentine
@Mrjimflorentine
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Podcast Everybody is Awful, Radio show on SiriusXM on Ozzy's Boneyard and all comedy tour dates at .
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I support Joe Rogan. I just don’t have a picture with him to show everyone that I know him.
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I took this picture as a kid at a meet and greet for
@OzzyOsbourne
’s solo band. The late great Randy Rhoads posed for for me.
@rudysarzo
and Tommy Aldridge also in the picture.
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I guess I need to clean up my act. My comedy shows in Seattle are cancelled along with
@luisjgomez
@ComicDaveSmith
and
@kurtmetzger
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After careful consideration and discussions with our team, investors, local comedians, and neighborhood advocacy groups, we've encountered a
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It looks like I have full blown Aids
May 26, 1999. With
@andrewdiceclay
and
@jimflorentine
. Dice wanted me to end the scene by abusing him. He had me slap him in the face and in the other takes he had me scream at him and spit my gum in his face. VH1 never used either scene. Idiots.
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I’d rather watch my house on fire.
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Same here
Gwen Stefani ‘can’t listen’ to No Doubt songs: ‘I almost throw up in my mouth’
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Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, WA is going to honor my cancelled Seattle dates. Appreciate them stepping up and having some balls. Here is the ticket link:
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Never knew OJ Confessed. Interesting article.
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My brand new special "BITE THE BULLET" is out today! I've released it for free on YouTube. Just click here to watch: Thanks so much to everyone who supported already and those who contribute to support me and the special.
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Article about the Seattle shows that got cancelled.
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I’m surprised. She seems like she would be easy to be in a relationship with.
Kathy Griffin files for divorce from Randy Bick
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Old clip on Howard Stern asking P Diddy about Biggie Smalls murder. After the show I had him sign my bottle of baby oil.
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Terrorizing a Telemarketer with
@realdonjamieson
. The track is called Still On The Phone. Animation by
@cokelogic
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I just hope these Russian soldiers do the right thing and show their vaccination cards before they enter Ukraine.
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My new comedy special is out now Free on YouTube. Spread the word.
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I don’t know where this picture came from. Don’t remember posing for it. I’d rather have leaked nudes of my small dick out there than this.
I don’t know but the best photo shop wins a comp gas digital membership for life!
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Terrorizing a Telemarketer with
@realdonjamieson
. The track is called Double Talk off of Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 5. Animation by
@cokelogic
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If you like sketch comedy nobody does it better. Check this shit out.
8pm eastern time
Nice little internet video of me and my pals from philly having fun.
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Messing with a Telemarketer with
@realdonjamieson
. The track is called Covid Mask off Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7. Animation by
@cokelogic
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Terrorizing A Telemarketer. The track is called Sweetcheeks off of Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 3.
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Just got my account back after getting hacked. I still have nothing to say here other then I'll be in West Palm Beach Nov 18 at the Palm Beach Kennel Club Entertainment Center. for tickets.
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CLIP RELEASE: "Apple Picking" from my new "Bite The Bullet" special. Please give it a watch and share. Then catch the full special totally FREE on YouTube by clicking the link in the clip description.
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He should just suck him off and get it over with.
TONY ROMO WE GET IT.
We know you are friends with Josh Allen and love his game.
But you are on national television and continue to slobber over him. Be a professional, please.
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Terrorizing a Telemarketer with
@realdonjamieson
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@cokelogic
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I will be performing at Skankfest Vegas in Las Vegas, NV Sept. 29th- Oct 1st 2023. Tickets are on sale Monday 4/10 at 1pm EST at .
@SkankfestNYC
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At least he waited for her to go to sleep.
Plane passenger catches man looking at 'explicit' videos of 'NUDE women' during a flight - while girlfriend was asleep
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Great time last night at the Avalon in LA at the Bon Scott tribute with
@deandelray
and
@billburr
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Probably because she had a vagina. Will Smith admits he was terrified on date with Salt-N-Pepa rapper:
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This guy can never keep a steady Girlfriend for some reason. Tom Cruise, 61, 'SPLITS from Russian socialite Elsina Khayrova, 36'
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No one went wild about this either.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce fans go wild after spotting 'hickey'
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Filming for the upcoming Andrew Dice Clay Documentary with
@JimNorton
,
@realdonjamieson
and
@ApartmentBoss
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Worlds worst Therapist sketch. On The Couch with Jim Florentine featuring
@realdonjamieson
and Keren Margolis.
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I did take that picture. NYC record store 1981.
Simple, Ozzy instore. I see a belt in the display case that I like. I buy it. I wear it. I believe a young
@Mrjimflorentine
took that photo.
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Would you?
🚨 Public health alert issued after HIV-positive prostitute in Ohio had sex with over 200+ clients in several states
“This case could stem anywhere from Florida up the east coast,” officials said.
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No one went wild over this.
Fans go wild after they spot Scarlett Johansson in THIS Christmas film.
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@FunnyStop
Pete. He was one of the best comedy club owners. He was a great guy with a great family.
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They would say to wash that sock separate from the rest of your laundry.
Your semen is powerful enough to create another life. And you are shooting it into an old sock. What would your ancestors say?
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Deshaun Watson is going to hire this guy when his defense is on the field.
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Great to see these guys last night.
Tonight
@ComedyGovs
went to see
@Mrjimflorentine
and got a special treat running into
@salgovernale
... Show was Recorded for a TV special soon to air on Amazon....Watch It!!!...Jim Killed It and the Crowd Loved It...Great Job Buddy...
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TONIGHT!!!
Brad Gillis of
@nightranger
will be joining
@EddieTrunk
@realdonjamieson
&
@Mrjimflorentine
on
@THATRocksShow
at 7PM ONLY on YouTube!!
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@EddieTrunk
,
@realdonjamieson
and I are back with a weekly music talk show live on YouTube. Premiere date will be soon. Check out a preview of what the show will be here and subscribe now at
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Today at 5pm on
@OzzysBoneyard
on
@SIRIUSXM
my co host is Bruce Dickinson from
@IronMaiden
promoting his new solo album out tomorrow.
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Check out the new Louis CK special!
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This weekend 8/4-5 I'll be in Kenosha, WI at the Kenosha Comedy Club. Kyle Rittenhouse will be the feature act.
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OJ?
WHICH
#NFL
PLAYER IS THIS:
• No drama
• No allegations
• No scandals
• No arrests
• Just business, and some damn good ball
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Only have eyes for each other? There is no one else around.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce only have eyes for each other as they enjoy a romantic dinner for two on lone table in gigantic grounds of their €20k-a-night villa in Lake Como
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No NFL fan was stunned by this. NFL fans stunned as Jason Kelce makes surprise appearance on Jeopardy!
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Subscribe now at . No need to “Smash” the like button. Just press it.
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Check out Joe's comedy special out now.
New Special premieres this Friday night. 9:30 PM eastern on YouTube.
Subscribe now. Be there for the premiere. It’ll be fun. Here’s a clip.
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Check Joe's special out. It's great.
Last years special “This Years Material” should hit 2 million views this week. 2 million in under a year is nice. Have you watched? Have you shared? Give it a try, it might be fun. Just shot the new one. Coming soon.
Watch, share, subscribe. Thanks.
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Number 1 comedy album Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol 7 out today.
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Grantville and Pottstown, PA this weekend 4/12-13.
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The world's worst Therapist sketches are back. On The Couch with Jim Florentine with comic Andre Kim.
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I highly recommend these guys. They do great work.
Less than 2 weeks after signing with The Atticus Flynn Talent Agency &
Jim Florentine has his first
1,000,000 View Video on Tik Tok!
AFTA = RESULTS
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Today at 5pm on
@OzzysBoneyard
on
@SIRIUSXM
I feature these 4 albums including the new
@TedNugent
record out tomorrow.
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New show
@THATRocksShow
this Wed June 28 at 7pm ET live on YouTube also right here on my Twitter page and Facebook fan page.
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Today at 5pm on
@OzzysBoneyard
on
@SIRIUSXM
I feature these 4 albums. Rank them from best to worst.
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Today at 5PM on
@OzzysBoneyard
on
@SiriusXM
I feature these 4 albums including Meatloaf on vocals on the Ted Nugent Free For All record.
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Chad Johnson gets cut from his team AND loses VH1 Reality Show. Chris Brown beats Rihanna to a pulp and is on Grammys next yr.
#DontHeadButt
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Human Centipede Part 4
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He will be easy to catch.
Oscar ‘Bladerunner’ Pistorius warned he could be assassination target after he’s released from prison
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Apologize for your shit food instead. Applebee's apologizes and blames CNN for placement of VERY light-hearted ad that aired during live coverage of the Ukraine invasion - and says its pulled ads from them
via
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This weekend 2/23-24 I'll be filming my new comedy special at Governers Long Island, NY. Tickets:
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Clip from my new comedy special Bite The Bullet. Watch the full show at
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Horrific. Grown ups playing playing childish games
@Mrjimflorentine
Went to sleep in my Bad Company shirt and felt like makin’ love!
#KeepItGoing
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Awesome.
Madison Square Garden…
Dad, I’ll see you there ❤️
Pre-Sale stars Tuesday 9am EST (only for 24 hours so get in there early).
Code: ANDREW
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Debut episode of
@THATRocksShow
now available on YouTube with Charlie Benante as our guest. Watch and subscribe here:
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In store a Woman says "How do I know u?" Me-"I work at Burger King" Woman-"But I don't eat there" Me- "I still work there "Woman-"Forget it"
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I have a new comedy album coming out 9/27. Audio version only. Video to come in Oct. you can preorder it now.
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Check out my latest Everybody Is Awful Podcast titled Jim gets Cancelled.
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Beard contract must have been up.
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Nobody gives a shit about your Fantasy Football teams. Keep it to yourself Nerds.
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