No wonder
@DisguisedToast
never wants to touch NA VALORANT again. This entire thing top to bottom is dogshit, and leaking it over a year later is just cringe, especially while he’s down just to get impressions. People get heated, things get said, move on. Any other teammate and
I just recognized for my voice at my local McDonald’s.
Me: Hey can I get a 10 piece
> pull up to the window
“Hey are you MrFunHaver? I recognize your voice from
@sinatraa
streams”
>I stare blankly and go “uh, yeah”
“Aigh beht”
>hands me food
What the fuck.
I don’t think people fully understand what
@Governor_Val
has done. He was dropped from one of the best teams a weeks before the first qualifier, picked up a squad of Jett players, picked up IGLing, made one more roster change, and flawless’d LCQ.
So TSM is coming back in after leaving for 8 months. They get some players from their old core, POISED fake retires, comes back, they drop Screwface AFTER the qualis are done (nearly instantly), nearly fucking him out of Challengers. Then there is clear: first dropping him for a
Here’s how to fix Bleed
Put Yay on chamber on every map.
Figure out comps around that. I’ll be happy to do it for the low price of free because I’m tired of seeing this dumb shit. Happened on DSG and now here on Bleed.
If you’re paying the best chamber player to ever touch
After playing with
@FNS
for 2 days, I understand why optic are the best team in the game. The amount of confidence he instills and his leadership is incredible. It was a honor to play, even if it was scuffed as hell the last match. Felt like I improved 10x.
My timeline is simply just filled with
@Zellsis
being the single best salesman in all of esports history, and then occasionally
@OfficialBoaster
entering in the fight but never in time. Orgs need to study these 2 contracts and make all their players be like them. Haven’t bought
I took care of them. But if you fucks run tournaments for such low amounts and can’t pay up, get the hell out of this scene.
FUNHAVER Gaming Tournament League coming soon
I guess I should give some of these away. Comment or DM why you should get one (will limit to 5 people total) or just comment something fun to read. Don't need to tag or follow.
Since riot is killing T2 VALORANT, After LCQ and champs, I’m thinking of starting a tourney in Wizard 101 for VALORANT players. A LOT of people I’ve spoken to have that as a childhood favorite game. Details will follow but let me know if this something people would enjoy.
This sucks but I don’t think this is the last change in VCT NA or even C9. The real question is though, how will Zellsis promote the bundle with this news?
Today we part ways with
@wippiecs
from our team.
From Red Bull Double Agent to VCT Kickoff, thank you for being part of our team and we wish nothing but best of luck to you Maxim 💙
LOL EG drop BcJ (best player, and smokes player btw) and put their sentinel player on smokes, for a cracked Jett player to put him on (checks sheet) Killjoy!
If this doesn't just prove the point that there is something seriously wrong over @ EG, I don't know what will.
A year in review, $43,572 spent on twitch, $12,000 spent on a valorant endeavor to fund other people’s dreams, and countless more spent outside of that.
What’s the point? Money doesn’t make you happy. Giving to others and making their days or lives does. Merry Christmas folks
Being placed in an environment like DSG coming from OpTic and C9 has got to be the hardest thing to handle mentally. The fact he remained calm and tried his heart out when I know a lot of players would quit is admirable as fuck.
ive never been so depressed i think in my entire life
the mistakes that are happening on this team are things in which im 99% sure ranked players could do better, and its actually pathetic that we are "salaried professionals"
im donating my last paycheck to charity since I
1v1s mean nothing, but I beat
@ProdCM_
(on the wrong sense he says). Stop assuming I'm some dog shit player LOL
I present, the mFH peek. Ty
@zombs
for the totally real and legit reaction
So eeiu AND Ethan are free agents. Is there a world where they’re not picked up for a partnered team? Arguably 2 of the best players in the world.
With how little EG have been doing, I’d be curious if they pick them up (costs money so unlikely) or if they go to SEN.
“Fat guy discharges 4k calories”
“Peter Griffin talking shit”
Blah blah blah bros. All fucking noise. Make fun of my weight if you feel it’s something creative but understand I’m not changing shit about how I play and the energy I bring.
GG to everyone. Love this team.
I am simply never hosting another event at a property when I’m @ LANs. Most of you good people, but the few are always who things it. Had my $600 headset stolen from my room, and countless other issues. Never again.
I met this kid about a year ago, and he was in such a shit spot. He’s worked his way out and not only out, but up. He’s proved to not only everyone else, but to himself he is the player he said he was going to be. I couldn’t be more proud of this man here. Congrats my brotha
2-0 OXG.
We made Ascensions. Im very happy, and feel extremely rewarded with our hard work. 12 hours a day for the past 2 weeks.
Thank you for your support. Time to get shit done in Ascensions
Talking Trash on LAN, a quick guide:
Do: yell at them, call them shit, say they’re terrible (in the game) and whatever, just don’t use slurs and stuff obv
Don’t: bring personal outside the game stuff (weight, signed or not, IRL issues, etc).
1/4
“You don’t deserve your rank if you can’t do it solo Q” is such a shitty view on the game. It’s a team game, play with your friends man. Rank up together. Maybe one person is better at shooting and another is a lineup nerd. There’s a balance in this game. Find me a
#1
radiant who
@Ballatw
C9 are facing the same financial difficulties other organizations are, and yays salary was hitting them hard. They needed an excuse to get rid of him, and no one would buy him for the insane asking price, so don’t keep him eating up capital. It’s the only legit reason
EG really won and then went “lmao you’re all fired” Imagine an MLB team firing their entire bench and coaches right after winning a World Series.
I get esports has been overinflated but you have made people move from all over to help you win, sacking them right away is so shitty
We’re saying farewell to
@Zikzlol
, one of the absolute Geniuses behind our World Champs run. Thank you for all the hard work you devoted to coaching Champions.
With another trophy under your belt, we know you’re onto great things—wishing you the best of luck!
Much love to redux and sentinels but why do they get to have someone under 18 compete when everyone else couldn’t even play in open qualifiers without being 18?
Not only that, he taught people multiple roles, swapped them himself, and worked extremely hard on his antistrats and protocols. He also recognized areas for improvement and brought in the right people to help.
He is not the addy abuser Jett player everyone thinks. He’s a GOAT
@exorciyst
@DisguisedToast
Yay calls Strat in prac. Exalt makes a call mid round that counters what yay said in Strat. Genghsta goes with Exalt call, yay gets annoyed, Genghsta laughs, yay scolds Genghsta, nerve then gets active
@heero_time
@DisguisedToast
I think yay is fucking dogshit at the game bro, but he doesn’t deserve this shit thrown at him. I’ve literally watched their VODs on DSG during matches and practices, I know how yay was there. I also know how every single player there acted. You’re talking out of your ass.
Hey IGL's, if you are on an eco and have carried a rifle over from a save, 99% of the time you should be giving it to your duelist!
Some exceptions:
- Someone else is frying, give it to them
- Duelist (Jett / Neon) has a weapon ult online
This good
@mooseloff
?
You mean a situation which is commonly referred to as “tricktatorship” where the IGL has only shown he can be T3+ teams without fundamentals and don’t know how to stop “5 man hits” has an ego complex? I am SHOCKED.
I feel for the guys on the roster who got fucked over.
yea I got dropped by moonchopper and trickaim but that doesn't change the fact that trick took over the roster and changed it completely after qualing within 2 months and thinks he deserves the spot lol
As someone who actually has the VODs from more than just these moments, this is complete horseshit. Everyone gets frustrated and sometimes just say things. This isn’t even that bad. Posting this is mad cringe esp tagging the analyst over whatever bullshit.
I have never seen a single person be so quickly and so massively (world wide impact) mocked for being so stupid, at least in this game. Sure regional drama has always been there but this level is never before seen and it’s hilarious
The fact 90% of people assume drake is going to a T1 team says a lot about this move. I wish that were the case but my boy
@ExaltVAL
is a free agent now. He’s improved and showed what he’s capable of, guy should instantly make any team better
Today, we're sad to announce the departure of
@ExaltVAL
from DSG. Drake has been an integral part of our open qualifiers run and we will be forever grateful for his role in helping establish DSG's place in the Valorant scene. We will greatly miss his presence.
Thank you, Exalt.
You are not PaperRex, you cannot run their comps and expect to win when you literally copy 1 thing from a VOD and then just run it down a lane. Fucking morons.
Absolutely no one go or sign up to this until they’ve paid every single person every single cent. From players to casters to janitors to their Amazon prime subscription. Every dime owed
Mark your calendars, we're going to Localhost Philadelphia for the next
#Valorant
LAN!
Let's
#rendezvous
📆: April 8th-9th, 2023
🎟️: Early Bird $350/team
💰: $6,000 Prize Pot
🌐: 32 Team Open Bracket
Register here:
@WedidOfficial
We have both seen some shit in this scene and I don't usually air stuff like this out, but I am not letting this many of my friends get fucked over by the same people and let the org just come in "Hey guys we're back!"
Attention all unsigned FAs:
I am officially beginning the search to fill a roster for an established and respected Org (I cannot reveal who). We need 3 players:
Main Duelist / OP / Entry
Sova / Second Initiator
Sentinel
A good preround IGL in any of the spots is a plus. 1/3
@Scorchxd1262
Also btw this was not GC tournament, this was a T3 event where a ton of main circuit people play, and she’s been dominating everyone, no matter how they identify.
Coming VERY soon: FUNHAVER Gaming League. This will be a replacement for ranked, and uses a role-based match making system. This will comply fully with Riot TOS as well. This is not restricted to T1 pros, but is limited to invite only.
This is so fucking stupid.
As someone who uses a LOT of graphic designers, I know firsthand the short comings of using them. For a single post for a self funded org, using a funny AI photo is 100% perfect use case.
They’re not trying to make a profit off someone else’s work,
genuinely a shame using that esports orgs are using ai images for posts now. please hire artists and/or graphic designers instead of using ai art, artists are more than happy to create what you’re envisioning c:
This dude
@Governor_Val
thought he knew more about Chamber than me and bet me on whether or not a chamber OP leg shot currently kills someone.
He lost
So now to you, does the Chamber OP one shot to the leg?
How to make a terrible lan:
Outdoors: ✅
Lawn chairs: ✅
Threaten to DQ teams for using their own gear: ✅
Tech issues every 3 minutes: ✅
Place teams within spitting distance: ✅
Surely people won’t put up with this, right? Like. SURELY.
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Man
@Governor_Val
has absolutely blown me away for my birthday. He not only gathered 50+ people to write some amazing things and from people I never expected. But then, bro, this dude blows it out of the water with this
@LEGO_Group
Millennium Falcon set. Best gifts I’ve ever got
@Vanityxz
Yeah, his aim and game sense would be perfect for senti rn but with chamber comps being more viable now than ever, trade off the KJ for yay on chamber
Everyone doubting on
@Governor_Val
@WedidOfficial
@dazzLeGO
@RossyUA
and
@Add3rTV
before this match simply need to never doubt them again. Some of the hardest working people, withstanding the shittiest of circumstances, and still put up one of the best matches of VCT.
I have been so incredibly angry these last few weeks and struggled to fully understand why. I figured it out and now I’m going to say something.
Months ago, someone DM’d me and tried to get involved in my life. I let them do it, and over the months we were friends. She had a
@guywithplot
Shahz called oxy his biggest stream sniper for about a year. Ruined a lot of stuff for oxy and had to fight his way back up to prove he wasn’t. (He never was)
I was going to stay out of this but I’ve seen enough to not stay quiet.
The organization they’ve partnered with for a LAN does not have a venue reservation, let alone anything secure. They’re promising things they can’t deliver on, and making it a selling point.
On top of
I’m doing being fucked over. If you were the cause or contributed to tonight in a way that affected not only me but also my friends, you will understand why you don’t fuck with me.
Yo, if you showed up tonight and I didn’t invite you.
Go. Fuck. Yourself. You people ruin everything for people because you can’t fucking understand basic common fucking sense.
I’ll be sure to make sure everyone who was there pays their portion of whatever fucked over we get
It’s a bit of an emotional moment for me, in a good way.
Regardless of how long these 10 mans stay active, the fact that on the first night of testing, we were able to run 4+ hours of games, and everyone is having fun, but more importantly, they’re good games.
That being said Turtle Troop welcomes two new members to the team! 🐢🪖
@RossyUA
@dazzLeGO
Catch us in our first match of Split 2 today vs.
@M80gg
at 7PM EST.
You give someone everything, and then some. You have a rough spot, and say you want space to be alone because that’s how you handle problems.
They then turn on you and say you’re a fucked person, and delete you from their life like you never existed. I’m just, destroyed.
With all the teams exiting valorant, I would like to let people know this:
Don’t give up quite yet. There will be a lot of slots for academy teams & teams to compete with riots new custom tournament mode (how do we all forget about that?) and more.
Stay true, stay improving.
I have spent the better part of a decade being committed to software and everything it involves. Over the next 30 days, I will phase out all my clients / projects and commit full time to VALORANT. Some stuff I can’t share yet but will soon. This is going to be an insane journey.