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Kuna dame flani alinichapia story vile Mnaija aliwatenda mpaka nikashtuka. Ati walikuwa kwa club, madem watatu, then Mnaija akawaapproach akawaambia ‘I’ll give you $1000 if you come to my house with me’
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To the men that took their woman back after she cheated. OPEN THIS THREAD:
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@humuorn_ You guys slept with your cousins 🙄😱😱
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Kama mkale gambler anaitwa ki-bet na mwalimu anaitwa nge-teach sasa conman ataitwa nani?
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NI ukweli nafanana na Nicky Minaj?
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I was dating this guy one time Alafu Aka postiwa Naivasha. Sasa I decided to surprise him 😂😂🤡 nikafunga Safari kutoka Ruiru hadi Naivasha it was so late. I got there at night kitu 9.. I knocked on the door and I heard “Babe kuna mtu kwa mlango” Alafu the lady opened the door
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New challenge guys let's go🤣
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@gabrieloguda Class, does the pressure increases or decreases? Rigathi: The pressure creases 😂😂😂
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Naezakua mwalimu wa subject gani
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Jana walinichuja gig juu i only had 40 followers 😂 Hio nayo sitasahau
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Wazee na Millennials mkae chini sasa Let Gen Z show you how things are done
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So it's still tirries Tuesday... Do you like small tirries??😍🙈
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Talk dirty to me🤣🙈
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Gen Z, meet Rashid Abdallah and his wife Lulu Hassan. Did you know that Rashid is the only faithful man in Kenya because he spends 90% of his time with the wife
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@ColePalmer_0 @marto254_ Injeeeeeeecctttt Reject the finance Bill innit
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I cooked pilau Jana usiku and decided to take some to him this morning ndio abebe akule lunch kwa ofisi. I woke up today at 6:30 AM, warmed the food up, packed it nicely in my favorite lunchbox and went to his place. He lives like 10 minutes away from my place. Luckily Nilipata
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Are you thinking what I’m thinking 🌚
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Nakumbuka I used to be so broke hadi nilikuwa nachuna ugali na dip kwa pussy ndio atleast ikae nikama nimekula ugali na Samaki 🐟
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Ni nini hio mwanaume hafai kukosa kwa keja??
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woke up single again. It's the consistency for me
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@Kimanzi_ Who sent you 😂😂😂😂
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What addiction is the hardest to quit?
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Facts about guys built like this???
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Kwani "What the fuck" kwa Kiswahili ni??
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i just remembered that one time i got mugged in town and the thieves told me "leta tenje ama tukudinye uvimbe"
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@humuorn_ Only Jesus can save them
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Uzuri mimi ukiniitia mechi hua nakuja kama nishajidara 😂💦
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Ni app gani kila kienyeji ako nayo?
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Ni app gani mwanaume hafai kuwa nayo kwa simu ....
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@AfricanHub_ @WilliamsRuto I hope unaona chenye other presidents are doing for their countries
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@Kenyans Focus on the finance bill. We don’t care about hao watu wamedishi baking powder
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Mlisema Mtu akiachwa anafaa kuskiza Ngoma gani😭😭😭😭💔
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Mtu hufanya Nini ndio pussy inarudi tight 🥺
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Text your girlfriend " I want a baby" and screenshot the response
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Wadau , mwanaume anafaa kuvaa Nini usiku akilala? It's urgent pls.
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What do you call this in Football terms??🤣🤔
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Guys, Can you marry a girl who is not education?
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Ni biashara gani successful naeza anzisha Hapo Karibu na Parliament bila capital?🤔
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@humuorn_ They should change or perish
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We Rise Again🥲
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Face card 😍
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What do you think happened...?? 😢🤔🤔
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Delete one from your phone.
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Sitawahi pika bila nguo tena... Nimetegwa na sufuria nikakalia mwiko😲😲 Guess what...
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Watu wanagain hadi 5000 followers na umetulia tu. Weka handle yako hapa tukufollow pia
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Ni dating app gani mzuri yenye naeza pata mubaba wa kunispoil?😅🤭
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Dear men,what makes  a  man  lose interest  in  a woman?
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Health benefits of sorghum A thread
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I bought my friend 4 pregnancy testing kits zikakuwa positive zote. Sahii analia akiniuliza atafeed aje 4kids🤣
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Love is Blind 😍🫶
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Ama Gen Z ni maji maji Rebellion??
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Kati ya pesa na Sura ni gani hauna kabisa
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The smallest hotel in the world only accommodates one guest, leaving his two bags outside Only few minds will understand.😂
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@brfootball I stan a king
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@Lydiawarui2 Babako alikua anazima sigara kutumia hizi mapaja zako???
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What's the best brand ya condom?
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1. I am still a Virgin - SCAM 2. Nitaingiza kichwa tu - ALL TIME SCAM 3. Am going to see *A* friend - SCAM💯 4. Lets chat niko place noisy -issa SCAM 5. She's/He's just a friend -Major SCAM 6. Babe hata uyo dame si msupuu kukuliko -SCAM !!
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Mambo ni laivu
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Wekeni handles hapa chini tugain usiku sacco mutuals. Kama kawaida, follow RTs.
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Foundation hapa na pale kabla nitokee hivyo kukunywa Gilbeys 🥳
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Ukipewa 10 Million umalize leo tu unaeza nunua nini?
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You come home to find your partner in bed with someone else. What do you do?
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@jwkhasndi Uhuru was a leader Ruto is a Dealer
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Nani ako bamburi tukule sapa kwa bill yake
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No English word ends with P prove me wrong
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Nani amekwama kupata followers? Drop handles 👇🔥🔥
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Wekeni handles hapa chini tugain usiku sacco mutuals. Kama kawaida, follow RTs.
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What part of your body is big naturally?😊
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Together lets say NO to sex🙅
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As we speak someone’s July Salary has already finished 😭💔
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Unaskia 'depa depa ' unatoka mbio kumbe wewe ni mwalimu 😂😂
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Imagine the noise during d0ggy Styke 😭😩
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This crochet top I made 🥵🫶
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So I asked for the guy ndio akuja he was shocked. Mimi I stood up and said sasa Cuzo😂😂🤡 because clearly sikua na kwa kwenda, the whole night the guy was restless 😂😂 As Cuzo nikapikiwa supper na nikalala arume akiri ngiti
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@C_NyaKundiH Ladies and gentleman. We found him
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Age 22 Body count 86 so far And you?
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Unapea mwanaume through pass kwako na bado anakukataa. What do men really want?
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What made you popular in secondary school?
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I visited my rich aunt kumbe hawapiki sapa wanakula popcorns😂🥲 usiku niliota nimekufa
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Kumbe sleep over ni jina tu hakuna kulala😂💔
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@Gesonso1 @its_blinker Kama uko hio timeline na unazungusha smokie archives illegally bila formal employment fvck you!!!!
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Huyo dame akanisho ju walikuwa watatu wakaona haina noma ju wanaeza fight incase of anything, wakaenda na yeye kwa flats fulani ziko na lift. The guy alikuwa anaongea vi gentleman kabisa so hawakuona shida yoyote. Acha nimalize sapa alafu ntaendelea na hii thread
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Did you know twins can have different fathers?👀
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Hii ndio huitwa ASSasination?
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Kati ya Akili na pesa unaeza chagua nini?
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How do you call this in English? 🤔
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Leo tena Nasugua maharagwe kama DJ😤 Sijui kama mwanielewa
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Wakarudi living room ndio sasa wapewe pesa yao waende, wakapata Wanaija wengine ka 7 hapo washatoa nguo wanangoja dry fry 😭😭😭 Ati ata hakuna kuongea, waligeuzwa kugeuzwa. Ukidhani uko safe na mmoja, unaskia Mnaija ameita beshte zake ‘This one is sweet ooooo!’ Wanakuja tena 😭
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If you were to die because of love, ni mwaka gani ungekuwa marehemu?
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IF YOU HAVE EVER BROKEN A WOMAN’s HEART. Open this thread
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@omwambaKE One thing about older women. They will embarrass themselves
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Even if the snake is small, it is your duty as a woman to scream once the snake enters your house. A snake is a snake. 😏
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I saw 9 but I was wrong 🤷🏽‍♂️
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We hutumia tissue brand gani??
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Okay. Nimeshiba ugali mayai 😝 Sipendi umbea btw but acha tuendelee. So huyo Mnaija akawaonyesha nyumba yake, first thing alifungua closet imejaa different types ya bundukis. Ndogo, kubwa, zote. Na briefcase imejaa pesa. Akawaambia wakuwe tu comfortable
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