And of course, the unstoppable
@misscharliebond
is Emily, the force behind getting the whole cheerleading squad (and movie!) together in the first place. Watch her fight her phobia *and* the singing undead on
@tubi
, GoogleTV and YouTube Movies.
#horror
Anyone who wants to try and link the horrific stabbing in
#forburygardens
in Reading to the
#blm
protest today - the protest ended two hours ago. Source: Forbury gardens is literally 10 minutes walk from my house. Keep your racist comments out of this tragedy, thanks.
#rdguk
📣💛Casting call:
Looking for female actor with great movement skills, ideally a background in dance/gymnastics/cheerleading. Great role, in a musical feature film.
Paid role
Singing ability preferred, playing age 16-21.
Please do share 📣💛
HOW. FUCKING. DARE. YOU.
@RishiSunak
@BorisJohnson
There is no hell torturous enough for what you have said and done to the people of this country. I hope your shit 3 word slogans haunt you on your lonely deathbeds.
#RethinkReskillReboot
So I've been going all day with a really sore boob. I was having, as you can imagine, the worst thoughts. Made an appt.
Just took my bra off, and let me tell you there was the hugest piece of dried out pitta bread poking in there. I have never been so relived/horrifed at myself
I have been a horror actress for 10yrs. I've won international awards (well, one) for my services to horror.
I've learned a LOT about the WRONG way to do things.
Now I'm making my own damn movie, so I can do it the RIGHT way.
Please support:
#savethearts
Urgent casting! Please share - we’ve been working so hard on this and we start the set build tomorrow, I’d like to get this filled today as we’re so flippen busy. ❤️ location - Soho, London xx
Oh no plz help Twitter I’ve drunk too much wine with my next door neighbour and I don’t want to go to sleep because I know what hangover hell awaits me tomorrow, how cutes my rainbow makeup tho, white eyeliner is such an anime E-girl vibe
@Ed_Miliband
It's funny, when my career in the creative industries was paying the tax man an awful lot of money, nobody was telling me to 'get a better job'. It was good enough then. Now my job is not good enough to be counted for. Which is it?
Well, guess the cat is out of the bag :)
Delighted to be being flown to Moscow next week to collect this year's 'International Star of Horror' award at the biggest horror festival in Eastern Europe -previous winners include the legend
@lloydkaufman
-not bad company to be in!
Got myself a sweet lil gig at
#glastonbury
this year which comes with jammy performer’s camping. Decided to do a test run of my new tent to make sure I’ve got enough room for a million outfit changes and - oh!! Looks like I might have a hitchhiker this year ☺️🥹
#glastonfurry
I do this every so often and each time it works so here goes: Dear Casting Gods. Thank you for the awesome horror, sci fi and musical parts I prayed for and received. Please now find me an 80’s period movie so that me and my 80’s mane can finally be natural and free together
After being told by a decently well known agent a couple of years ago that I needed to lose weight (for what it's worth, I weigh <8stone), I've decided to finally start looking for representation again. I'm a bit nervy because, experience. Can anyone recommend a friendly agent?
I interviewed a 16 year old today. I asked what kind of music they were into.
They replied ‘erm, pretty weird music, sort of underground stuff’
‘Oh yeah? That sounds cool! What like?’
‘Ok errr… have you heard of a band called Muse?’
😂😂😂🤡🫥
I was actually supposed to play the scorpion king in 2002 hit movie the scorpion king but unfortunately I was a 15 year old white girl, not an actor, no where near Hollywood and so lost out to Dwayne the rock Johnson instead.
Urgh just thinking about the time I took a day off my old side hustle job to learn 6 pages of script, another morning off to go to the audition, only for the director to openly say to me ‘yeah we didn’t think you were right, but wanted to get you in for some contrast’.
Wtf man
I had a boyfriend who told me no one would ever know who I was unless I was on his arm.
Yesterday, the lead singer of one of my favourite bands came up to me with a dvd of my recent film for me to sign.
Anyone who tries to push you down is terrified of you leaving them behind 💅🏻
“I do believe Marcellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told me to take me out and do whatever I wanted. Now, I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good”
I have never understood why they don’t put free gifts or prizes in tampon boxes. Like, we pay enough for them. They could at least put in a lipgloss or a cool keyring multitool. Missed opportunity, tampax.
I was feeling a bit down and frustrated last week so I went and bought myself a sea monkeys kit -within 48 hours I now have a whole jar of excitable new friends who also live for eating and hitting their heads repeatedly against walls
So as I’m constantly asking people for pupper spam, I thought it was about time I returned the favour.
@volvi
and I just brought home this lil fluff. No name as yet but she’s 6 months old, super sweet and a total babe. If anyone has any kooky names please share ☺️
Congratulations to my beautiful princess
@emzoticofficial
who just said yes to her handsome king
@UJRadio
. I couldn’t be any more thrilled for you both and I am so excited to come celebrate your love with you. All hail the new king and queen of the jungle!!!
#hiphiphooray
❤️
So, proper introduction -this is Hazelnut. She's 6 months old, a rescue from Spain, and given a not-particularly-nice start, she's surprisingly affectionate. No idea what breed, any guesses?
We'd love to discover some ethical, sustainable dog brands, please tag your favourites!
LOVE this excellent still by
@talktotippers
. Can’t wait to reveal the project it’s from but in the meantime please enjoy my stroppy little sci-fi action moment 🥹
Holy crap
@CheerleadersV
starts shooting a big chunk in 15 days
I am going to be sick
What the hell am I doing producing a musical movie??? I'm going to die Arrrrrgggghhh
1) 'Pivoted' my company ahead of the curve and became one of the world's most prolific online escape room creators.
2) Produced and starred in a feature-length film, picked up awards
3) Had many, MANY breakdowns, often extremely dark, ended up with a dog and now simmering on ok
Been a while since I done a photo of my face, just in case you’ve forgotten what I look like Twitter this is my head today. Sort of budget tinkerbell vibes
#tinkerbond
#bibbitybobbityballs
Reading friends: I would like to suggest that the
@Rdng_bsct_fctry
has been open long enough to earn a nickname and I would like to stick my entry 'The Bisco' into the ring.
Mainly so that I can start a regular hosted horror film night there, entitled:
Panic! At the Bisco.
Happy new year guys, if you follow me and we have had even the smallest interaction, then we are part of each others journeys and I am so grateful to have you in my life. When I’m lonely I turn to Twitter and it makes me feel happy again. Thank you and hope 2023 is ACES for you x
Casting call:
Looking for older woman, min 60, no age limit, ideally of Italian heritage but open, with instinctive regional cooking skills and a beautiful expressive face.
It’s not for a film or anything I just really really need someone to come and intensely nanna me today
Looking for a corporate-looking actor, playing age 40+, for a paid shoot in Reading, shooting date flexible but would rather use a friend so please @ me!
Schools are reopening in a week, guys. Let that sink in. They’ve also stopped publishing the daily death toll. We are now being used as cannon fodder on whom the govt will blame the 2ndwave. Stay socially distant. Don’t give them a reason to blame you for the impending shitstorm.
A super prolific filmmaker friend is looking for an experienced director for his next feature (and it's a biggie), but they must be a football fan. Do I know anyone that fits that bill? Not tagging them to prevent them being bombarded but please make yourself known to me 🙂
Hi, thanks so much for the many very aggressive tweets.
It's scary how much anger people have in them towards a random person on twitter. Bottom line - please don't denounce the Black Lives Matter movement because you're speculating that it is responsible for this tragedy.
Yeesh handing over your dog’s care plan to a sitter is so complicated… like no dairy, no off-leash walks, make sure she gets fresh water and in the morning she needs you to sing a song to her about how she’s a little baby made of cheese
I’ve decided to personally rebrand the ‘manic pixie dream girl’ trope as a ‘depressed goblin nightmare wench’ and so far I think it’s going really well
my bf just heard me yell 'FOR F*CKS SAKE' very very loudly at a logistical nightmare and came running downstairs, threw a bar of chocolate at me and ran away.
I'm still extremely mad but I'm definitely impressed, 10/10 for crisis management
It's funny, when my career in the creative industries was paying the tax man an awful lot of money, nobody was telling me to 'get a better job'. It was good enough then. Now my job is not good enough to be counted for. Which is it?
When I asked about those in sectors including the creative, events and wedding industries, the Business Secretary said the answer is the welfare system, or learning skills to get "better jobs". He doesn't get that people love these jobs & businesses. Government must support them.
Thoughts and prayers, gang. I’ve got Covid. I’m extremely angry about it all as been so careful since day one; and now I have to miss vital days of filming on my own damn film…
It’s the last day of our
@SirenCraftBrew
beer advent calendar. It’s such a pretty one this year and I don’t want to waste it - so I’m repurposing it to store and protect delicate Xmas decorations! The beer segments are perfectly sized, totally recommend ☺️
#zerowaste
#recycle
Casting: looking for a father and son duo (son no older than 10) for 1 day shoot, on a musical comedy film, in Reading. Please feel free to share to your network!
I’ve been waiting 10 years to get back to
@FrightFest
. This year not only have I got one there, but I’m also in my INCREDIBLE friend
@refuseliam
‘s film
@eatingcampbell
, which I cannot wait to see. The script was insane. Join me !!
I don’t normally like to brag but yesterday I caught a man trying to break open the charity box in Reading
@Pret
whilst distracting the staff and I properly went up and berated him. At the time I felt like a hero
- in reflection I realise I looked like a mad little old lady👵🏻😂
At the BFI gala screening of
#knivesout2
just about to go in and I’m feeling this dress - although highlight so far is falling absolutely in LOVE with
@janellemonae
‘s ‘bloody murder’ fit - but next to her… was that…. ???!!
I'm feeling a bit sad about twitter today. I've been here for years. I've never been cool or had loads of friends, and twitter is a place I've never felt alone. And it's certainly helped my career. I would genuinely feel lost without it - without you guys!! (cont..)
Imagine being part of a beautiful continent that you were born into with enforced rules about human rights, where you could roam freely through the many cultures of your heritage, and then one day you wake up and it was all a dream now you’re stuck on an island with angry racists
"Charlie Bond is becoming a bit of a Scream Queen on the independent scene... We can see her breaking out and becoming a bigger star, which is fantastic"
Holy crap has someone got a pin to pop my giant head???
Arrow FrightFest starts this Thursday, so we've picked some films that we feel you need to check out. What films are you looking forward to seeing the most?
WOWEE.
Got a nice bit of incel instagram spite today "You've lived your whole life being pretty, probably a bitchy hot girl at school and it's made you stuck up"
Maaaaate please 🤣
Me at 19... At least I was funny!
Cheating on the local
@BrewdogReading
and nipped down to
@brewdogbasing
for the official grand opening with
@Volvi
for a quick lunchtime pint and line learning session, sure that’ll go well with all the free testers that have appeared!! 😂🍻
@BrewDog
This is the best scene that has ever been in any film ever and if you disagree I will physically fight you
thank you
@johncusack
for being a blessed baby angel and gracing us with
@jackblack
and Todd Louiso. Utter **chef's kiss** of a sequence
Cross your fingers toes and butts guys - we’re on our way to the
@BHAMFILMFEST
award ceremony.
@CheerleadersV
has been nominated for a few awards and I am SO NERVOUS!!!! All the good vibes please Twitter hope to be celebrating tonight x x x
If you ever wonder why so many kids are growing up unmotivated, joyless, and disenfranchised with life.
-14 years ago, cereal companies stopped including prizes in their boxes.
u can heal this world
@KelloggsUKI
#bringbackcerealtoys
Had a lame message from an old friend, who I'd done a short film with. They said 'I can't believe YOU'VE made a feature before me!!'
WTF kind of nonsense is that. I can totally believe it. I made a feature because nobody was stopping me. The only person stopping you is you.
Just at glasto recovering backstage with a VERY sore head, thinking of spending the day in the healing fields until I remembered -
@badly_drawn_boy
at 4!!!! Quick cosmic massage and back into party mode it is!!
Recorded my vocals for a real power ballad in
@CheerleadersV
today - sneak peek coming out for our extra access backers. Also got my eyebrows finally tinted again and feel less like an alien. A success of a day!
Can't believe I'm typing this 😭❤️
Thanks to our team,
@CheerleadersV
has gotten into
@FrightFest
to be shown alongside the greatest filmmakers of our time, commanding a Leicester Square Red Carpet Premiere.
August 29th. See you there, film fans.
Before my blue light goes out, I just wanted to say a few words whilst I still have the privilege of being somewhat prioritised in your timeline. I will not mind if you do not read them, I am simply grateful that you can see them, as I always have been :)
Ahem:
Erm
@DerrenBrown
just tweeted about us? 👀
Derren, if you'd really like, I can sneak you a screener so you can enjoy on tour, from the comfort of your digs... :)
Oh, the horror! Being on tour with SHOWMAN means I’ll miss this year’s
@frightfest
. Was really looking forward to seeing Powertool Cheerleaders Versus the Boyband of the Screeching Dead…