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This is MY TL,NOT Urs! If U follow,understand that I’m probably going to offend U at some point,U’ve the Rt to Ur opinion but not the right to tell me what mine should be. I only filter my coffee&I don’t sugar coat,💩! U can unfollow,as easily as U followed, U won’t hurt my feelz
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Can someone please tell me...
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Oops my give a fuck button is broken
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Is this true, fellas?
Please let me know if you find me unattractive!
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Please pray for my daddy and my family
He’s on his way to Baptist
Mom thinks he’s having a stroke, he’s already in Congestive heart failure 😭 I’m on my way to get mom, they wouldn’t let her ride with him
I had a dream about this 2 days ago😭😭😭😭💔💔💔😭😭😭
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Daddy had a stroke, right side and speech impaired … he’s in ER
We don’t know how this has effected his congestive heart failure yet, he’s going to be admitted into the hospital
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When you click on
#BoycottWalmart
and notice all the liberals losing their shit over Walmart banning Violent Video Games & Violent Imagery (GOD forbid someone does SOMETHING for society) & then I suddenly realized, it’s safe to go to Walmart again - no liberals 😳🤣🤣
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The left loves to say “
#2000mules
can’t be real because geotracking is bullshit” but didn’t THEY come up with a COVID-19 Geotacker, Uber & EVERY food delivery company now has a geotracker “for your safety,” so tell me again how “unreliable” the science is!?!
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Oh hell yes!!!
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No wars or threat of wars in 4 years. Job security for everyone of every color and sex. Stock market above 30K. Energy independence. Gas was under $2 a gallon.
And then came Joe.
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“I’m sorry I can’t wear a mask , I have CFS” Common Fking Cense
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Of course I have, I am the generation before computers and cell phones
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Ever wake up in one of those “fuck with ME MutherFuker” moods? 😳😂 My fabulous shoes came in 😳🤣🤣🤣
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I’m in ER
THEY’RE keeping me until they figure out if I had a:
Stroke
Complex Migraine
Seizure
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Hallelujah my chemo is OVER
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What do you miss most about the 80s?
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This is MY TL,Not urs! Don’t like what U see👉🏻I suggest using ur Block/Mute button OR Ignore it
I ONLY filter my coffee☕️
If U’re in Ur feelz🧷&PC❄️U aren’t telling Ur truth
I’m NOT sweet, I’m kind&kindness has limits
Personality is who I am
My attitude is a result of Ur actions
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I see a Dog, guess I’m dog-brained 🐾
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Please keep my mother-in-love in your prayers, she just came back from her first oncology appointment to find out she has stage 4 metastasized lung, lymphatic cancer (Adenocarcinoma)
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Need prayers🙏🏻Remission May be OVER😒after 17 yrs
Drs are calling me a “special case.” I’ve a lesion&they don’t know if it’s brain cancer again, they just know that this time it’s “inoperable,” requires treatment&won’t know what it is until after a biopsy. No biopsy scheduled yet
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This post makes me 🥩happy 😂👇🏻😂
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I don’t care how many times I see this, I still get a giddy giggle out of this!
@RealJamesWoods
follows me and has for years!
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Yes, I am dealing with dormant inoperable brain cancer
But I understand that God has a bigger plan for my life than I have for myself
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How about us Native Indians who had our land stolen?
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I’m going into my 3rd interview, this time with the BIG BOSS, wish me luck and say a prayer if you pray… if it’s God’s will that I get the job, He’ll equip me, if not, let this pass from me.
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I saw
@DineshDSouza
#2000MulesDocumentary
I was shook, the evidence is there! The election was stolen from
#DonaldTrump
The left can spin 2000 Mules however they want, but they can't deny documentation because, at the end of the day, documentation beats conversation.
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GOD is good… watch carefully
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Pray for us
This is bullshit
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@dom_lucre
Blacks think they were the only ones oppressed? No, they were the only people who had a civil war fought for
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Nice to see
@John_Schneider
is trending for all the right reasons. He’s always been a favorite of mine, since I was a kid
.
@John_Schneider
VISITS WITH
@ShemaneNugent1
NUGENT ON THE
#FAITHANDFREEDOM
SHOW
"I've always been bold and upfront with my faith, and upfront with my patriotism always — because I can't help it."
Watch the entire show:
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So,now U’re calling me a “Mindless, Hateful MAGA Racist Nazi,” b/c I’m on the winning&productive side?&I’m not the one calling U (historically) horrible names. Who’s the bigger person here?
My opinion of Ur opinion of me,my MAGA Patriot friends&OUR POTUS
#MAGA
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻🖕🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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@WSCP1
@HighRawMama
@williamlegate
Well, my overly protective pooch, Blazer sums up how I feel about his (and every other liberal’s) opinion of me 😳😁🤣
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There you go, liberals! My governor
@GovRonDeSantis
just endorsed President Trump in the next election! So get your head out of your ass he’s not running against him! However, I can’t wait to see if he runs in the 2028 election! He has have my vote
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Democrats, if you want to burn something in this country, don't burn our 🇺🇸Flag🇺🇸, burn
#Kaepernick
's jerseys😂😋
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Recent Mass Shooters:
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I’m full of coffee☕️ in the morning & Sweet🍯Tea☕️ & Jesus🙌 the rest of the day🥰
UNTIL
They mess with my family & friends.
Then I’ll make sure they know Jesus, because they flipped my bitc* switch and they are about to meet him personally👩🏻🦰
Redhead🧜♀️Mermaid don’t care
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Nah nah nah nah-haa haa haa- GOODBYE
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@SamusAran2020
@MrsRonnieM
@Rosie
She’d cry, “you can’t say that to me that’s mean, that’s assault” b/c what’s wrong for us is ok for them to say and do!🧷❄️🧷❄️🧷❄️🧷❄️🧷❄️🧷
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@SenTedCruz
@realDonaldTrump
Google, Apple, Facebook rake in massive subsidies to CENSOR Conservatives! Do you want an EASY GOP WIN in 2020 or want the Democrats to take it from us by censoring your PPL?
TAKE AWAY Subsidies until they play nice!
2020 is your election to LOSE!
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The hill I die on, how about you
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A Tomboy:
Likes comfort clothes, violent movies, playing & watching sports, having sex, camping, shooting guns,
B/C a “proper lady” is High Maintenance, doesn’t like to get dirty, watches chick flicks & NEEDS TO BE taken care of you sexist muppet!
Tomboys are NOT hot.
I REPEAT, TOMBOYS ARE NOT HOT.
Attraction to tomboys is H0M0SEXUALlTY.
And women shouldn’t be working outside.
What kind of man lets his woman work outside like a man?
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@chestnut2171
Call the cops, show them the evidence
There’s a special place in Hell for people who intentionally kill animals for spite 😞😔😞
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Howard Stern is trending!? I clicked on it to find out if he finally kicked the bucket. I didn’t realize his irrelevant ass was still around or that anyone gave two fucks what his crazy ass said!
This is the reason we don’t do drugs kidd👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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@ellllljayy
There are a few
Mike Tyson. Jon Voight. Okay, so this isn’t so surprising.
Bruce Willis.
Tom Brady.
Aaron Carter.
Dennis Rodman.
Kid Rock.
Stacey Dash
Jeff Bridges
Clint Eastwood
John Ratzenberger.
Gene Simmons.
Kanye West.
Scott Baio.
Dean Cain.
Johnny Damon.
Robert Davi.
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Please pray for my husband, we’re in the ER and they’re running tests, trying to find out exactly what’s wrong with him:
Flu, bronchitis, pneumonia and with chronic Asthma, none of those options are good for him…
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@poorcope
Q: In 1972 Over 70% Of Homes Had 1, Now Only 18% Have One...What Is It?
A: An ash tray
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I see Bob Barker Trending and click on it with the greatest of apprehension
*phew* Bob Barker is still alive and is 99 years old. Stop doing that to my heart
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I am so humbled by the fact that I have to come before all of you now, in the attempt to lengthen the very days of my life.
I’m placing my health & very survival where my heart is, with all of you, people I’v never met but call friends and family.
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I’m—-29—-today 😂🤣😂🤣🤦♀️👇🏻👇🏻
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@RealDeanCain
I’m part of the 60%👉🏻Trump’s Handling of Coronavirus Approved by 60% in Gallup Poll
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🤣🤣I miss Robin Williams
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ABC suspends Whoopi Goldberg for comments on Jews, race and the Holocaust
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@Atheist_Geek48
@Kristy4Liberty
BULLSHIT
So only Taxi drivers&first responders need a drivers license?
Nationwide, 81% of women&43% of men reported experiencing some form of sexual assault in their lifetime. NEWSFLASH: RAPE WHISTLES DON’T stop rapes, guns stop a rapist from ever raping again
@DrewHudsonLFC
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@codeofvets
AS WE SEE, it doesn't take a politician to win a political seat. Run and make a difference, my friend
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@jjwills2
I’ll worry about him, IF I’m ever swimming in Queensland, Australia otherwise I don’t worry about snakes, I’ve dated my share of them 😉😊😂
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THANK YOU OBAMA, the year was 2016, Scientists were close to a coronavirus vaccine, then the money dried up. so WHO tanked America?
Corona
Ebola
H1N1
H5N1 and H7N9
Oh yeah-OBAMA
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Armed Man in Body Armor w/100 rounds of Ammo Arrested at Missouri Walmart after a CCW Firefighter Holds Him at Gunpoint did any of you hear about this foiled mass shooting in the news today? MSM🦗🦗🦗🦗ME EITHER 🤯
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Using only a gif, what was your first job?
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My mother picked cotton
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The only way Floridians like to see snow, on our phones 😂😂😂👇🏻😂😂👇🏻😂😂
Merry Christmas and thank you for everything, Love to you all x
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@ewarren
Then ask OBAMA AND BIDEN WHY they’ve been using them in this very way, Pocahontas! Y’all set the bar
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Welcome to my TL,a few tips before we get started:
I don’t sugarcoat shit, I’ll offend you so BE ready!
I can be the nicest person in the world or the boss bitch!
My personality is who I am.
My attitude is a result of your actions, so if you don’t like my attitude blame yourself!
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So, “defunding the police”&minimizing their role keeps U safer? How’s that working in Chicago,inmates in Prisons or Seattle&Portland during riots? Combating racism w/racism is not how we fix our problems.
If you stand w/cops&ALL LIVES, I have Ur six
#BackTheBlue
#lifematters
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This is Satire- right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪👇🏻
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Amen, and He’s coming back again
Are you ready?
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It took a dozen black “teens” to beat A 17-year-old White male teenager to death in Vegas on November 1st. The young White boy was murdered b/c he tried to stop his friend from being mugged by this same group.
WHERE is his Justice or Social outrage? 🤷🏼♀️🤔
A 17-year-old White male teenager was beaten to death by a dozen black “teens” in Vegas on November 1st. The young White boy was murdered because he tried to stop his friend from being mugged by this same group.
This happened twelve days ago, and it’s just now leaking to the
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@HillaryClinton
Be gone witch! Before someone drops a house, or spills a glass of water on you!
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I’m only responsible for what comes out of my mouth not how U take it, Ur ❄️FEELZ🧷are not my problem. If U need a spoonful of sugar or the world sugar coated to survive, U’d better see Willy Wonka & Mary Poppins, b/c that’s their job, Ur ass isn’t getting that service here❄️🧷
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Who’s with me on this? 😂🤪😂😂🤔😂
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Bill Clinton needs to go to prison 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻right?? Don’t say Statue of Limitations because the Statue expired for Trump!!
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I’m awake, the biopsy operation was a success🙌I’m still a goffy smart ass mermaid 🤣 labs will come back in a week-or so-waiting for a room with a view, so I can get no sleep 🤔😂🤣🙏🏻🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Cary_Elwes
@DevotedForward
Remake my all time favorite movie,
#ThePrincessBride
Nooooo God noooooo, this is sacrilegious. They cannot do this to me!!!! “Life is pain” but this adds torture to life!!!! “Rubish. Filth. Slime. Smuck. Boo. Boo”
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@PascoSheriff
This Rat🐀Tail had a happy ending 🤣😂Glad to see Stuart Little was put back in his box...
#LivePD
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