Tw1tterless Mike @mike_tweets_ profile

Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

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'I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass.' It's our favorite person with the most inappropriate phrases. Enjoy

Joined June 2012

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

11 years

Aggregation is the leading cause of heartburn

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

11 years

Whenever I'm in Florida I get intercoastal farts

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

11 years

Can you still go to church if you masterbate??

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

I'd need my portable shit bin for that

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

I feel like I'm eating a co-op garden.

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

It smells like a vagina with vagasil on it" -on liquor

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

GO BLUE. FOREVER AND ALWAYS.

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

Hahahahahahahaha http://t.co/I44s56QT

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

Holy shit I'm so bloated.

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

Sex education time

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

Gotta see if these bitches are out

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

Share the road, share the wealth, what else do I have to do.

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

McChicken McChicken McChicken

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

Dude, I've never talked about curvature.

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

I was chafing, I forgot my diapers.

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

12 years

She loves me, I love her; we make happy things.

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

13 years

I finally had something to do at work

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

13 years

Sorry I wasn't listening

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

13 years

2 a week, keep the doctor away

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Tw1tterless Mike

@mike_tweets_

13 years

Dammit, cheezits give me heartburn

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