@VerityPodcast I’ll miss your company on Wednesdays. But enjoy the rest, and best wishes to you all. One day, you shall come back … x

@MrPhilNorman I always find it odd when a first-person review quote is attributed to the publication and not the person. ‘“I laughed until I wet myself” – Sunday Telegraph.’

RT @scottygb: I know there's rugby about but it is a national emergency that Quizzy Monday is not on BBC Two.

@fourfoot This won’t do at all.

@MagsTheObscure They’re fine (I tried them on before I bought them). It will take a month or two of wear before I know whether they were worth the £7.99.

Used my 60+ travel card for the first time. Driver did not accuse me of using my dad’s bus pass.

RT @drphiliplee1: "We get it, we have listened" is something Gregg's would say for changing their sausage roll recipe, not the Chancellor o…

No hamsters involved

RT @Ultach1014: I wanted to give off about this while remaining diplomatic but I’ll just be blunt. The “Ulster Sc…

@pracatan Did I really? How very rude.

Passed a cat carrying a small dead rodent and looking pretty pleased with itself. Somebody’s going to find a delightful little present on their kitchen floor.

RT @smithnoah: Today would’ve been Agatha Christie’s 132nd birthday … if it had not been for the actions of one of the people in this room.

RT @awkwardenabled: Whenever I leave my house with a suitcase I like to look at my house wistfully so my neighbors wonder if I’m leaving fo…

I don’t find these words very appetising.

@fourfoot Have you watched Heartstopper on Netflix?

@KRamsey1997 That reminds of the time Prince Edward made a documentary about his grandfather: he said that, following the abdication crisis, George VI was “literally catapulted onto the throne.” Such a pity that coronation wasn’t televised.

@greg_jenner Hope you have good day, Covid notwithstanding. 40, eh? Still only a pup. ;-)

Wall to wall Miss Marple on Radio 4 Extra. How very British: “We can’t have any comedy or suchlike. Wouldn’t be appropriate. Let’s just have a nice bit of murder.”