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@MiGeneralL404

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the whitest kid u know. @l404fromthehood

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@MiGeneralL404
L404(Doctor of Zookeeping)
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Announcing Red Sparks: A Cold War Alternate History Chapter 1: Death and Infancy
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@MiGeneralL404
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bro why tf is hamas raiding my villiage 💀x7
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this aged well
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tips for dating: -never date in first world countries, dating is labor intensive and thus subject to cost disease in high-productivity areas -outsource searching labor to a wingman(preferably one with low labor costs) -lobby to increase barriers of entry into dating markets
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reason #50 why dartmouth is the best ivy
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@MiGeneralL404
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Lol they will never learn
@conservative767
Mr. Republican 🇺🇸🇻🇦
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How I currently see next years house races playing out:
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@MiGeneralL404
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@oregonslayyy popular challenger vs unpopular incumbent in a blue wave year
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@MiGeneralL404
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How many of them are affordable?
@pushtheneedle
push the needle
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0 homes -----> 71 homes
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@MiGeneralL404
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Just got rejected by a girl. My pickup line wad "girl, you must be a rape baby the way you're a gift from god." Any ideas about what I'm doing wrong?
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@MiGeneralL404
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Bro
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The Associated Press
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California Gov. Gavin Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have made free condoms available to all public high school students.
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@MiGeneralL404
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i was just rejected by a girl does anyone know what i was doing wrong. I yelled viva peron and did a roman salute right in front of her before asking her out if anyone is curious
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@MiGeneralL404
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My Muslim friend is going WILD on his ig story
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the left despises this
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this is what ancient greek boys looked like. i see why they were all gay
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I feel like this is my one lasting legacy on ET
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Commissioner Vick 🥥🍸🃏
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Who?
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@MiGeneralL404
L404(Doctor of Zookeeping)
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Well that's just great
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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JUST IN - Netanyahu says "air strikes in Gaza are just the beginning" and what Israel will do next will "resonate for generations to come."
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@MiGeneralL404
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Dear Blacks, Joe Biden finna put yo ass on the plantation, no kizzy! Vote Trump 2024 ong
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@MiGeneralL404
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🚨ALERT 🚨 I am running for Mayor of San Francisco. Here is my platform: 1. Deport the homeless to Oakland 2. Ban multi-family housing 3. Replace Golden Gate Park with one big parking lot 4. Open up some In-N-Out burger joints 5. Capital punishment for carjackings
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@souljagoytellem i hate it when people act like A. small business are a co-constituency of the working class B. small businesses ever belonged in the democratic party
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@_Reaganite_ @souljagoytellem when did he back hamas
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@jerseylibop Isn't it like very very slightly gerrymandered
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who the fuck is hakeem jeffries
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Uhj wtf rt for mutuals
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@MiGeneralL404
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Should've studied harder 😹😹😹😹
@abc7newsbayarea
ABC7 News
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Despite earning 3.97 unweighted and 4.42 weighted GPA, scoring 1590 out of 1600 on the SAT's and founding his own e-signing startup RabbitSign in sophomore year, Zhong was rejected by 16 colleges he applied to.
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@MiGeneralL404
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Everyone reply with your male power fantasy. Personally mine is being governor of California
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@MiGeneralL404
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rough sketch of what i think the upcoming speakership vote is gonna look like(note that there will definitely be more dem holdouts in the first round but they will eventually fall in line as votes go on.) not quite sure if the HFC revolt is gonna be this large, though
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@Dem_Soc_Dem_S These coalitions have me dying
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@jerseylibop That's Hella valid
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@historyiscool__ our best export was probably warren
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I'm new to Twitter. My friend referred it to me
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we should NOT be genociding the homeless!
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@RuNoseP Taking 15 votes to be confirmed
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@MiGeneralL404
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Just did a follower purge, repl ly if you survived 👇👇👇
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why are there random hispanics in rural western KS
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@skytopjf for a publication named "reason" they sure arent good at using it
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@MiGeneralL404
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WERE BACK
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what's hamas' business email I want to write a letter of condemnation
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@MiGeneralL404
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i stand with israel and more importantly all of the jewish baddies at my school
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@acidicoccultism @ShinjiTheCuban @PunishedFanatic capitalism is when emigration restrictions - very true!
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i will be repurposing this account since @underscorel404 is OFFICIALLY BACK!
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My guy is famous
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@Dem_Soc_Dem_S and 2016, and 2018 in the senate
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Wait people don't still do this???
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the original pledge of allegiance salute
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I was just ticketed for parking in a bike lane. My human rights are being violated.
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in 1846 i lost my homeland and never found it again
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dunno what to say for my thousandth tweet on this acc. regardless, i have been enjoying this app a lot more lately
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@MiGeneralL404
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If I were Andy Beshear I'd get a few "independent actors" to plaster pictures of Cameron's rather dark complexion for rural Kentucky to see
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Plastic surgery
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You wake up as Ian Miles Cheong. What's the first thing you're doing? Hard mode: You're not allowed to kill yourself.
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Harry Truman has been president for less than a month, following the tragic death of Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Oppenheimer has been hospitalized in a car accident, and most of the other members of the Manhattan Project have caught the flu. Things aren’t going to plan
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@MiGeneralL404
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gonna be starting an althist soon(ive already wrote the first chapter), reply if you wanna be on the ping list and/or have any questions. make sure to rt to spread the word!
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Twitter account suspension
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@_Reaganite_ Peronism works. Neoliberalism fails.
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people thought i was serious 💀💀
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How many of them are affordable?
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@CTDemocrat8 Why are you gay
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L404(Doctor of Zookeeping)
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Meanwhile, in Russia, General Secretary Stalin has taken ill. He has a designated heir in commissar Lazar Kaganovich, but Stalin’s odds of survival are low. A new world is in the process of being born, and one thing is for certain: Stalin won’t be a part of it.
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@JosephNixonite hot take: you should probably be honest & open with your sexual partners
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The bomb hits Tokyo, and just like that, the war is over. Korea is to be unified as a Soviet puppet state, Manchuria is to be fully annexed by the Soviets, as is Sinkiang, and Taiwan is to be ceded to the PRC. Japan is to be militarily occupied by America until a treaty is signed
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just saw a really hot jewish baddie post something about the recent situation on her story...... RAZE GAZA NOW
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@MiGeneralL404
L404(Doctor of Zookeeping)
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starting a gc for this if anyone wants to help cause im gonna need a ton of that. reply if youre down for it
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L404(Doctor of Zookeeping)
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gonna be starting an althist soon(ive already wrote the first chapter), reply if you wanna be on the ping list and/or have any questions. make sure to rt to spread the word!
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The Chinese Nationalists, led by Chiang, and the Communists, led by Mao, had reached an agreement by which the PRC would control all Chinese territory north of the Yangtze, and the ROC would control the south. The peace was kept for a while, but it was destined to fall eventually
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@_Reaganite_ begging people to realize what real wages are
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Shocking behavior!
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The Soviets have caught wind of an American intelligence cell gathering information on their nuclear project, and Stalin is furious. He confronts Truman about it at the Potsdam Conference, and Truman denies. Historians point to this as the start of the Cold War
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brief intermission here to clarify a few things: the dutch would fully execute the Bakker-Schut plan and Belgium would not waive interest in their previously claimed areas
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The Kuril Islands and South Sakhalin were to be ceded to the USSR, and several other Japanese island colonies were to be granted independence or ceded to America or China. Many Japanese leaders, the emperor not among them, were to be tried by a military tribunal
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Heating reports that he has a twitter account by the name of @RegimeTwink
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This was all codified by the Treaty of Seattle, signed on the 18th of July, 1949, which set a deadline for the end of the postwar occupation of Japan in 1952 and also established terms of compensation for the allied powers and prisoners of war.
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@RuralLeftie98 i think he just genuinely isnt happy with bidens performance
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Grand Admiral Karl Donitz presents the official instrument of surrender to the allies a week later. The reign of the Nazis is officially over, confined to the annals of history. Things are different across the Atlantic, however.
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L404(Doctor of Zookeeping)
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As the USSR sweeps through Manchuria and Korea, taking the entire peninsula, American generals meticulously plan a ground invasion against Japan. In the mainland, a ragtag alliance of Chinese nationalists and communists is wreaking havoc against Japan
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Denmark, Poland, and the Netherlands each took pieces of what was Germany for themselves, varying widely in size, with the Poles taking everything east of the Oder and the Netherlands taking some small portions of the Rhineland. Denmark took all of Schleswig-Holstein for itself
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I have obtained audio if @regimetwink yelling the N word while railing another twink
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Europe was divided on an east-west basis, and Germany was cut up into four different occupation zones. The Soviets reigned supreme in the east, but cracks had emerged in the evil empire. Pre-war borders were restored in the west, with the French directly annexing the Saarland.
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@himdogson @souljagoytellem @EllieGabalus I was told that he was a Metaxist
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@ZFlawles1s 2016 pres
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what is this
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Eventually, all of China and Korea would be seized by either the USSR, the KMT, the CCP, or the DPRK, at that point just the USSR’s Korean province. That only left Japan, and as each day went by, a land invasion seemed more and more imminent. A bomb wasn't gonna be made on time
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you arent my equal lil bro. try again
@PfPopulist
Pufferfish Populist 🐡
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Least condescending liberal elitist
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It’s May 2nd, 1945. The place is Berlin. Gunshots are ringing, tanks are rolling down the streets, and the Soviets have taken full control over the Reichstag building. Hitler’s death had been announced via radio the previous day. The war in Europe is soon to be over
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@MiGeneralL404
L404(Doctor of Zookeeping)
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1/ -mexican reagan meatrider -squeaky edgelord -chill asf -chill asf(writes althists) -my top guy -funny kaptur guy -funny jewish guy -funny truman guy -other funny jewish guy -rust belt drunkard -funny, generally knows what hes talking about -aggressive cat lawyer guy
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It was a bloody affair from the get-go. Japanese frogmen sabotaged the initial landings, but the fanatical resistance did not halt the American forces from making advances into Japan’s heartlandland. In April of 1947, after more than a year of fighting, a bomb was ready
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@PfPopulist @BeshearStan1 you certainly act the part
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@MiGeneralL404
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Doing a little experiment here Is anti-white racism a serious issue in the United States and what race are you RT for sample size
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Yeah we fucked this one up big time. Should have just bailed out Mccarthy
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Per Matt Gaetz on meet the press NBC today- Brian Fitzpatrick, one of the most centrist Rs in a Biden district, has endorsed Jim Jordan for speaker of the house
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Free parking is a fundamental human right. Cheap gas is a fundamental human right. Freedom from cyclists is a fundamental human right. Running red lights is a fundamental human right. Tailgating is a fundamental human right.
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2024 house probability ratings as of 10/27/23
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Looks like Byron Donalds to me
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
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Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-N.Y.) removed warning signs before pulling fire alarm in Capitol
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@CTDemocrat8 Delete your account
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Red Sparks Chapter Two: Crisis in the Near East
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had a huge dopamine hit after they made a political joke in a show im watching
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@OregonMapGuy On the second day, God created the single family home
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how many days has this guy worked in his life(would post a poll below but for some reason i cant do polls in replies on this acc so just reply with the number)
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@Contrainer wait thats actually crazy
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im a proud member of the mexican industrial complex
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