mmatigari
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RULES ON MY TL π₯π₯π₯. Some have complained that I blocked them. Yes I did. Here are my guidelines: . Tell me what to do: block.Try silence me: block.Outraged: block.Nitpick: mute.Be kind: like.Be insightful: will follow you.
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You drive an expensive Range Rover SUV to present a budget proposal to tax chicken and chips? π³. This is despicable.
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In South Africa, who owns the land? . Africans own only 4%. Clever blacks will gather here screaming π€£π€£π€£π€£
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@Shokwakhe16 An idiot goes to a foreign owned restaurant chain to spend South African rands and complains about being served by a foreigner? . Why didnβt you go to spend at a South African owned restaurant? . Your brain is on the wrong side.
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This man, @ProfJNMoyo would NEVER have agreed to have the court case televised if he was information minister back in his heyday! . Do you agree?
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Dumb South Africans are hating on Nigeria yet Nigeria supplies them with $2,3 billion worth of oilπ. On the other hand South Africa supplies Nigeria with a few millions of various items like plastics, beverages etc. The average South African is dumb. Stupid to be precise.
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JUST IN. I am advised that Zuma's team that was purportedly send on a SADC mission has been asked to fly back to SA by soldiers manning the Airport on the grounds that the Military Generals have everything under control. What were they here for anyway?.
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I cannot see any reason why Morgan Tsvangirai should not be declared a national hero .@edmnangagwa @ali_naka @EngMudzuri @nelsonchamisa @DMwonzora @nickmangwana @ShingiMunyeza.
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Random facts π§΅.1/ Strive Masiyiwa turned 62 yesterday. Unknown to many, Strive was one of the earliest indigenization activists in Zimbabwe. He also made millions of dollars from GVT tenders - he qualifies as what we wld today call a tenderpreneur.
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January marks the anniversary of first GENOCIDE in Africa, perpetrated by Germany in Namibia in 1904. Germans slaughtered 100 000 Namibians, cut off their heads, boiled them & shipped the skulls to Europe for racist research. They still hv them. No compensation paid. Watch ππ½
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Many people are asking me what I think about the Ecocash/OneMoney/Telecash issue. Sadly it canβt be explained in one tweet. It needs a thread because the operational issues are complex. Like if you want a thread. Retweet if you donβt really need it.
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Emerson Mnangagwa. You are taking over with goodwill, donβt screw this up.
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No matter who you voted, We must credit @edmnangagwa for ensuring peace everywhere. all political parties campaigned freely across the country. During Mugabeβs time, there were no-go areas for Tsvangirai.@P_VanDamme_EU @eueomzimbabwe @CatrionaLaing1 @ali_naka @ShingiMunyeza.
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For the first time, we have a President who is awake at an international summit!! For the first time, LOL
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Good morning to all Zimbabweans, except @MthuliNcube & @edmnangagwa. They can get their good morning from colonial settlers they think should be paid billions for building on stolen land after pillaging, subjugating, enslaving and killing our people.
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Good morning Africa. Like for Edgar Lungu or repost for Hakainde Hichilema. I want to see something.
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I think including @DrNkosana in the incoming cabinet will be a very progressive move!. Your thoughts? .@ali_naka @xandatoto @VaMukwakwami @edmnangagwa @tafadzwamarere @daddyhope @finley_198 @fortunechasi @lashiasn.
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Usafananidze nguva nedzaTarubva. Understand yo timezone! . Some1 married at 18, another at 35. She graduated at 21, another at 45. Itβs 6am in Hre, 8am in Dubai, midday in Beijing. 8pm in San Fransicso. It doesnβt mean Beijing is better than SF. Just different timezone.
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Say what you may, William Gerald Mutumanje, aka Lumumba has balls of steel.
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She is cold and arrogant. South Africa is in trouble. Doesnβt the state take care of convicts in prisons?
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@Trevornoah Stay away from controversy young man. Africans carry scars from slavery, colonialism & imperialism.
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This is in recognition of EVAN MAWARIRE. A man of man, or someone I wld list in my Zim 40 under 40. He bore the brand of Goblin's ageing repression in his last few yrs. Even got mentioned at a Goblin rally. With a flag & smartphone, Evan energized activism @PastorEvanLive
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I do not see how Zimbabwe benefits from the environmentally damaging mining on major river beds thatβs going. This is very bad ladies and gentlemen. Terrible.
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My notification arrived last night. We left Econet and Liquid because of their nyusenzi
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A furious @PaulKagame says South Africa has been threatening him, and dares @CyrilRamaphosa to carry out the threats. Cyril has two choices, to call Kagame with his tail between his legs and smooth things over diplomatically or bring the real fight to Kagame. But we know
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Retweet for MDC Alliance and like for MDCT, I want to see something.
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I have been to over 100 countries in my lifetime. South Africa is exhibiting the worst kind of ineptitude I have ever seen. Countries are slow to process people who are coming in, not people who are leaving. Why is South Africa struggling to just stamp passports on exit?
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Thabo Bester Scandal: Whatβs not being discussed enough in South Africa regarding the Thabo Bester movie-style prison escape is that the company running that maximum security prison, G4S, is a British company. Why is a British company running SAβs maximum security prison? π³
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Reports say army general didnβt authorize deployment of military that shot unarmed civilians on the street. But videos show people in military uniform. Big question is who did it! . That question needs answers. Accountability & responsibility are important.
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I want to challenge Maxwell Sangulani Chikumbutso, working with all curious engineers and media people to drive his vehicle that uses perpetual energy and doesnβt need charging from Mutare to Victoria Falls and back to prove his devious and preposterous claims. I will pay the
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Nobody gave Goblin mo sleepless nights than Morgan Tsvangirai. I view Tsvangirai as the godfather of opposition politics in Zim. He gave Goblin so many headaches he ended up saying things like - "Pasi naChematama, pasi necup yake yaanonwira tea". Get well soon Morgan Tsvangirai
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@Shokwakhe16 Donβt go to alien restaurants to complain about being served by an βalienβ. Your problem isnβt aliens since Wimpy is owned by white aliens. Your problem is you have the brain of a rat, so you see an African in Africa as an alien. Nonsense.
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For a moment I thought this was a picture of Gaddafi π³. Then I realized itβs our national step mom. Bless her.
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Itβs not proper to have my dinner before acknowledging the great work by @TembaMliswa and his committee for bringing Dzambarafuta to Parliament to explain his sleaze and corruption. Hats off to you Temba ππ½ππ½ & your team.
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Currently, Zimbabwe is the largest blueberry and tobacco exporter in the continent.
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But Masiyiwa fleeced us amana. To think they used to sell us SIM cards for US$350 a pop. Each SIM card was equal to one fat cow π . When these guys appear on TV being labeled geniuses and billionaires, their hosts donβt know what they too us through and bled us. Mwari ave naye
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Whoever arranged in-flight WiFi at 34000 feet in the sky is a genius. Very good connection and lots of data especially if you are an Emirates Skywards platinum member like me. I can still tweet in between movies & a glass of wine. Life is not all about Wamba & ED, u know π
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Over the next several hrs, President ED will b officiating at CUT & MSU. My hope is in future he will skip these events. Therez nothing presidential about attending these graduations. Elsewhere in the world, mayors, celebrities and local officials preside. #Change.
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Zimbabweans truly deserve a decent life, a life of dignity, a lot of prosperity. Everybody does. It is important to know that none but ourselves shall deliver us that dignity. None but ourselves shall bring forth the prosperity. None but ourselves! Together.
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Black market for $ & goods is run by Zimbabweans. Endless importing is by Zimbabweans. Trashing of Zimbabwe is done by Zimbabweans. Panic buying is by Zimbabweans. All Uncle Sam did was turn the screws since 2001. Asking for more sanctions is even done by Zimbabweans.
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When I was in college & in grad school, my professors were accomplished academics of global repute. But we just called them with first names - Lawrence, Michael etc.They weren't bothered. The way some Zimbos insist on being called Dr this or Prof that astounds me. iNhamo imiwee.
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So a European thinks she has more right to Africa than an African? π³.
NO WAYππ. A white South African Journalist telling a Black Man to leave south Africa. Julius Malema should be president fr.
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The ministry of finance is getting desperate. This is what drives the people nuts. We overtax food, then use the money to buy hundreds of cars for people who donβt produce anything. They serve a purpose in society yes but they add little to GDP.
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Alright folks. Itβs done & dusted. We are done with Project Goblin & Fugunde. Was away from twitter to finish this business. We move over to the next challenge. Thank you to my followers, friends & foes!.Asante Sana .Xiexie.Mercie Beacoup.Gracious .Arigatou.
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South Africans are quiet. Where is @GaytonMcK and @Miz_Ruraltarain . When they see whites, they wet their pants.
[WATCH] A Limpopo farmer and his two employees, charged with murder of two women and dumping their bodies in a pigsty, appear in the Mankweng Magistrate's Court. #Newzroom405
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"If these *Mugabe kids* had checked the time instead of pouring champagne over the watch they would have realised it was quarter to coup".
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Never ever think a politician has yo interests at heart, ever! . Only Nkosana has wide experience in the real sector. Wamba has never held a decent job his entire life. ED has no decent experience outside gvt. U can fight each other here but they eat bacon daily at their homes.
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A sheep spends its entire life fearing the wolf only to be eaten by the shepherd. π€£π€£π€£.
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If this woman is not arrested, convicted and jailed for a very long time as she intended for the man she falsely accused, then men in this country are vulnerable and we need to rise up and stand for men. We canβt have laws for women only which protect devious criminals.
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βSouth Africans will kick down the statue of a dead white man but wonβt even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone a black man to death simply because he is a foreignerβ . Robert Gabriel Mugabe. @ali_naka @Julius_S_Malema.
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This is a lesson that every Zimbabwean needs to master!!ππ. "We've been conditioned to think that only politicians can solve our problems. But at some point maybe we will wake up and recognize that it was politicians who created our problems.". Ben Carson.
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I donβt really get why people are sweating over grade 7 results. 2020 was a year to write off as far as education is concerned - worldwide. There is no point whining that they didnβt learn enough, celebrate that they are alive. Thatβs what matters. We are in a pandemic.
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This is the most important video I hv ever shared on my TL. A message by a the most profound preacher @MensaOtabil . Point: YOUR VOTE MUST NEVER BE FIXED.@PatsonDzamara @ShingiMunyeza @Wamagaisa @Auzqn @ali_naka @GomoDubi @nickmangwana @Duke18n @ChelleChipato @ForChamisa
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Good morning to all Zimbabweans regardless your political or religious affiliation. Mwari vakuitirei zvakanaka.
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I had a dream. A cabinet was reshuffled. A certain silly minister was reshuffled to a useless ministry. A bank Governor was retired and another one took over!.Another minister was replaced by his deputy. I had a dream Comrades. It was long & this is a summary. Ihopeγ.
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Stepmom vanochemedzwa nemota ππ. Only presents bring her her tears out. Samanyanga vanga vari pamahwani
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We stand with @PresJGZuma during his persecution by Prepaid President @CyrilRamaphosa and a captured Raymond Zondo. Zondo did not allow @BrianMbm1 to finish his testimony which implicated Prepaid President Ramaphosa in his dealings with @Glencore to fleece @Eskom_SA
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Itβs very sad to hear of the passing away of Zororo Makamba. He was a promising young man with a passion and fire in his belly. He has a bright future ahead of him. In front of the camera, he was a genius. May his dear soul Rest In Peace!
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Left to their own devices, Africans will treat each other like trash!. Whites would not treat each other this way whether they are from UK, Germany or Holland. This is why other races find it easy to ill treat Africans because when we have the chance we treat each other like.
WATCH | A Zimbabwean woman's experience at a medical facility in Midrand, South Africa.
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The 8 lane boulevard under construction as viewed from the deck at Parliament in Harare.
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If a woman asks you if she looks fat, itβs not enough to just say no. You must also act very surprised by this kinda question, and for good measure, jump backwards if necesssary π€£π€£π€£.
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Yesterday 16 December 2024: Boers came in their thousands in South Africa at the Voortrekker monument to celebrate the Voortrekker / Boer victory over Zulus at the Battle of Blood River on 16 Dec 1838. They are celebrating defeating the Zulus, in a βfree South Africaβ ππ
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Imagine uchibaiwa injection ne69 yr old. Aka retire 19 yrs ago! Apa nhetemwa ruoko kungohuta . Magaro anoita maburi maburi gore rino. Chabva nepaGomo hospitalπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£.
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The last time Zim got this global attention was bcoz of a Lion, now itβs a crocodile. We are indeed an animal kingdom π€£π€£π€£.
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The most profound takeaway from War Vets at yesterday solidarity rally was what Douglas Mahiya said: we donβt want in a new Zimbabwe slogans like Pasi naSo & So, people must have their freedoms without being threatened.
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Imagine this: . Former President Robert Mugabe. Itβs happening in our lifetime π€£π€£π€£.
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Toda BVR - ndobva yauya.Toda maIntl observers - ndobva auya.Toda ConCourt case paTV nepaRadio - ndobva zvauya! . Zvese bvuu paJekerere. Hapana achanyepera mumwe π€£π€£. Transparency Chinhu chikuru hamawee.
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I am very impressed by the way roads are being repaired & resurfaced in Zimbabwe under the circumstances. The pace is like none we have seen in the last 20 years.
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My heart goes out to Justice Priscilla Chigumba who was vilified, lampooned & dragged in the mud in the most vicious and degrading way! Some of the people who did that are lawyers & officers of the court. She is still a judge and one day they will appear before her!. Go bless her.
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Good morning. Vabati vaJehova & @jahprayzah have a new collabo. This time they outdid themselves. Great video! . Vabati vaJehova were the first group to commercialize mapostori a-cappella sounds! .@larry_moyo @hendychagumuka @xandatoto @alickmacheso3 @Mavhure @fortunechasi
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This is a sign of de-industrialization - when retail shops are opened in areas where manufacturing should be taking place. It means we are becoming a giant supermarket for foreign goods. Itβs not a good place to be
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Imagine paying R15000 to see Bushiri for a few hrs, yet some prisoners spent 3 full days with him for free π€·π½ββοΈ. Zvakawoma imiwee ππΎββοΈππΎββοΈ.
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Fact Only! . Mugabe never suffered from sanctions. Heβd $150k stolen in Zvimba & he didnβt even notice. ED never suffers from sanctions. He will be in NY in September. Chiwenga never suffers from sanctions. Sanctions ruin ordinary pple. Thousands hv died due to sanctions.
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Zimbos are complaining about Kelloggβs & Cerebos Salt when they can buy local salt, same way they are complaining about DSTv yet they can try Kwese. They demand that the economy perform yet they rush for foreign products. Most have no knowledge of the history of Multichoice.
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πππ South Korea is going through a lot. Siyanai ne Zimbabwe π
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Banks in Zimbabwe are operating like real estate companies with no real estate. They are like landlords collecting monthly rentals. They collect rentals they describe as monthly account maintenance fee. They penalize you for doing business with them. Itβs a SCAM @GGuvamatanga
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VP Chiwenga: Zvehubvanzu ubvanzu kudya kwemhumhi takazviramba. Our vision 2030 is for all of us, kwete dzemunoti mbinga⦠kuhondo taidziti zvigananda - those who grow big tummies through ill gotten wealth and questionable morals. Solid speech !!!
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Tuku was a well known musician before 1998. But his undisputed status as a musical giant came about in 1998 when he released Dzoka Uyamwe. At that time heβd a manager who brought professionalism to the band. Her name was Derby Metcalfe. Derby was later fired by Daisy.
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Chiefs have no shame to receive double cabs when schools like these are in the areas they come from. Same as the President who gave those cars
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Earlier I received this dvd from a well-wisher. Itβs a documentary on how Zimβs constitution was made. I watched it. Years frm now, Zimbos will look back & respect the rarely appreciated work @DMwonzora & PaulMangwana did with likes of @Wamagaisa to deliver our constitution
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πππππππππππππππππππππ.Mapiritsi ayo anonzi maRRT (Rural Result Tablets) . Anongoshanda sema MMT. Munonwa matatu per hour panenge pachidaidzirwa maresults ekumamisha. Kana eUzumba Maramba Pfungwe akudaidzirwa, inwai 6. Ndatenda ππππ.
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Good Morning Zimbabwe.Chimukai mushandire mhuri.Reality is, none but ourselves shall emancipate us from material deprivation. Also DO NOT wait for the government to solve your problems. The government are men & women like you - with state power and nothing else.
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ZACC arrest University of Zimbabwe Vice Chancellow Levi Nyagura over Fugunde fake PhD. Chaputika!!.
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Eeh folks! B4 u get so worked up or angry on behalf of any politician, check his address, then yoz; check his security, then yoz; check his kids school, then yoz; check the car he is driven in, then yo Ex-Jap; his food pantry, then youz. π€£π€£ @Auzqn. Wisdom will kill me 1 day.
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Putting the drought induced lack of output at Kariba power station aside, the overall power output situation demands that Sidney Gaya step down. He cannot in good conscience continue in that role. Gata must step down and pave way for more agile engineers.
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Meet Edgar Lungu, Former President of Zambia, the only African President to kick out a U.S. ambassador out of his country in recent memory. Give him a like
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Ha ha we warned them vanaGinimbi kuti tambirai kuFacebook neInstagram uko kwamunoswera muchishaina nemota neBhutsu. Kuno kuTwitter iChampions League. He didn't last 3 days π
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. Its a hard hat area.@Wamagaisa @GNyambabvu @mmawere @lashiasn @larry_moyo @kvgroyalty @shumbapazvese
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Zimbabweans must refuse to be used by politicians. In this chaos, no politicians RULING PARTY or OPPOSITION are dead or injured. They continue to keep their children in safe places. They still eat & drink. In Harare they live north of the railway line. Some left the country!.
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We expect Nelson Chamisa and @BitiTendai to make full disclosure of what they told American politicians purportedly on our behalf - for the simple reason that their utterances have a bearing on all Zimbos. Itβs an act of responsibility.
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My wish: Both Mutsvangwa and Mliswa lose to an MDC candidate. Mugoti wopihwa anyerere. Both are too noisy.
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