http://t.co/Y0u8RYhl11 There's a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you.

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM I’m out of beer. http://t.co/r3SjJfoFoD

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/KvV388c9yI

http://t.co/8RwufTeWxF It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

Blinding hatred is a perfectly healthy response to everything that other people do. http://t.co/BKpov3LL

http://t.co/F4q93KIG "A Brita pitcher is only as good as the man who re-fills it after emptying." -- Dalai Lama

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