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I saw a real Dick for the first time🤮🤮🤮I would rather keep my virginity forever
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If Eric Omondi gets to 2021 without Either HIV or Syphilis I will not call Shakilla a Hoe again!
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Mimi nataka boyfriend ako na ndege na nyumba mbili Karen, ako na kaquarter kwa shamba ya statehouse na akue na mboro mbili🤒🤒🤒 akipatikana mniamshe🙉🙉
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Kuna mtu amebakisha kesho tu, akufe Wednesday 😩😩😂😂😂
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Lost and found! Kama ni yako endea kwa pastor Ng'ang'a😂😂😂😂
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@kibeandy
You help your in laws, you do everything to make sure your wife is happy and then she cheats on you, and people expect you to stay. Leave bruh leave and only carry your laptop bag. Do not carry any evidence with you. Just set the record straight.
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Somebody spent more than 40 hours perfecting his photorealistic frog only to be crushed by this thing!
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Somebody spent more than 40 hours perfecting his photorealistic frog only to be crushed by this thing!
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Have you ever had an orgasm from just seeing a mkokoteni guy pulling his cart😵😵 those vains on his hands made cum🤒🤒🤒
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Merry Christmas loves 🌹🌹🌹 mlidhani ntavaa nguo ya Christmas 😂😂😂💔💔💔 Anyway mjibambe yenu yote leo😍😍😍
#MerryXmas
Santa Clause 🎅
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Pussy takes like raw meat🤒🤒 whatever you do with this information is entirely upon you🤐🤐🤐
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@Kenyans
The Tanzanian statehouse is a work of art drafted by a professional architect. The kenyan statehouse is a house. A house that looks like it was built by a toddler with Lego bricks. A house that makes you wonder if the president lives there or in a tent. A house that is so plain
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Nigga slided to ask for nudes🤣🤣🤣 I sent noodles 😂😂😂
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The spirit of
#Maandamano
landed in Kenya as soon as Uhuru said this. I'm not saying that Uhuru is an angel but he was a little better that Ruto. They both should go to hell though.
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Kuna mwanaume mahali anaoga na handkerchief 🤒🤒🤒poor gender
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Lakini hakuna game ilikua i unite kenyans kama hii!😂😂 Lakini game iliisha kabla refa hajapiga firimbi! 😭😭 Video in the comment section.
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Kuna kijana ameniambia Boobs zangu ziko na usingizi🙄🙄🙄sijaelewa anamaanisha nini lakini naumia moyoni☺️☺️
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@kirawontmiss
But wait a minute kira, you almost missed this!
Somebody spent more than 40 hours perfecting his photorealistic frog only to be crushed by this thing!
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You are smashing a co-worker, then you remember it is a family business 😂😂💀💀💀
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Nakuru wako Kano street
Nairobi wako Koinange street
Mombasa wako Changamwe
Kwenu wanakuaga wapi? 👇
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Just logged in to this app and found
#WeRejectMutura
trending 🤒🤒🤒 I almost collapsed thinking kenyans have started behaving like the rich people they are not! 💔💔💔 I love
#Mutura
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Wanaume wengine hawana adabu,,,yaani mtu mzima anajua vizuuuri amesota na bado anaamka akiwa amembao🙄🙄🙄only the rich have the rights to have a boner in the morning!🚮🚮
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@MrBlackOG
@254_Egerton
Why dads should not be left alone with kids: they will turn the house into a construction site.
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Alini heartbreak 💔 jana usiku nikakasirika nikatoka nje kuota mwezi😭😭 mimi sipendi kutumiwa vibaya🙏🙏
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These furry snakes are only found around Lake Paradise in Kenya.
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@Branicemercy
@brianwilin
Starting a game on a 2-0 deficit is like going to a party with a stain on your shirt. You might still have fun, but everyone will notice and judge you. And the chances of getting a date are pretty slim.
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Caption this😂😂😂 some things will have to be left here in 2020 please men!!!
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Campus unapata first year mwenye analala bed iko juu yako ndo side chick wa boy wako na hakuna kitu unaeza fanya😌😌😂😂😂
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Ushago ni body viewing ceremony tu😂😂😂 as we wait for Jayden to impose a new curfew directive!😂😂 Mimi nahurumia Konshens na wale mamorio wake wa Jamaica!💔
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Ruto has become the mayor of Panic City—one mention of
#Maandamano
, and he floods Nairobi CBD with police like it's a lifeboat for his sinking ship! Scared like a little puppy in a thunderstorm, he just can’t handle the bark of the people!
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Men
Marry a woman who wants money
Marry a woman who is materialistic
She will never leave you
YOU ARE DESPERATE
DON'T BE THIS DESPERATE
#MasculinitySaturday
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If you are wondering what Koinange Twitter is and where it came from, search for Eunice Mumbu, the Chairlady of the organization.
#Prostitution
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@Kenyans
@TrevyLord
Tanzania is so good at spending less money on big projects and making them better than Kenya, who wastes more funds. Just look at the SGR in both countries and you'll see what I mean. And don't get me started on the statehouse thing. Tanzania's statehouse is like a palace, while
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"Aaai I just got paid, Aai I just got laid! Nimereconcile na bae!" Mejja na lines 😩😩😩
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Kwani time hua inafly during siecs ama "1 minute man" is real?🙄🙄
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Unapeleka Dem mkale kwa keja😏😏😏😏😏😏
Kidogo kidogo unasikia,,,bep nidombe😂😂
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Did you know ukibreathe out 'haaaaa' unatoa hewa moto lakini ukibreathe out 'huuuuuu' unatoa hewa baridi😂😂.
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If you cannot perform do not try and have a conversation with me! Obviously nitakunyima🚮🚮 ulemavu wa kiume ni kama ulemavu wa Akili😡
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BREAKING NEWS: All kenyans with an outstanding Fuliza and M-shwari loan to join Squid Game by force, starting next week!
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"Mtoto wangu akiitwa KU ntakataa. Hakuna masomo KU nmekataa."😹😹
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Rule number 1: Don't yell at your mother,let her yell at you.
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Nothing is more shameful than your girl twerking and nothing is shaking!😢😢😢 Karibu nilie!
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Come to think of it, 🤔🤔shy men are actually very good in the game😌😌😌 but these kimbelembele niggas will dive in and collapse before you even start!
#BoldMenAreTrash
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Boy wangu amepigwa kwa club juu anasupport chelsea😭😭😭😭 aki hii dunia haina huruma😭😭😭
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This is my class, what is your class ama wewe uko SURE?😂😂
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These furry snakes are only found around Lake Paradise in Kenya.
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@AzziadNasenya
@visitdubai_AF
Embu stadium caught on camera jet sking in dubai
Embu stadium is a newly renovated sports facility in Embu county, Kenya. It hosted the 2023 Madaraka Day celebrations and was praised by the Sports CS Ababu Namwamba for its speed and efficiency . But what many people don't know
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Mimi sipendi maji ya choo ikinirukia after kuangusha bombshell 😢😢😢
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Si fare ya kijana maskini hukua tamu😋😋😋 na haiishangi babaaa😂😂 ya huyu imenilipia sapa na breakfast ya leo😍😍na kijana ya mtu anastragoo mahali💔💔💔
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An orphan taking a selfie captures a family picture 💀💀
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I watch this video and laugh at this fool of a Salim Swaleh. He and his President should go to hell.
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Girls want so many things from one guy!💔💔 Lakini mkumbuke, boys want one thing from many girls!😂😂 It's a fair world.
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