Joey CoCo Diaz
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Father, Husband, Comedian, Uncle Joey’s Joint, Badmotherfucker from North Bergen NJ!
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Look what popped up op Facebook......."The Many Saints of Newark"
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Sure they broke up..... that guy with the hat has sucked more cock than her
Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau announce breakup — but were they ever really together?
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This chubby cunt has to go
James Corden slams Bill Maher for encouraging fat-shaming, talks own weight battle
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I just blew a tremendous Garlic fart at the DMV......The Russian guy behind me is getting flashbacks of Chernobyl.......
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This is why you always tell your friends you love them..........you never know.
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He barely made it to the vet, as my wife took him away he picked up his little head and we made eye contact.......we thanked each other for touching each others lives......just because they don't have wings doesn't mean they're not Angels........Thank you all for reaching out
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The guy I kidnapped showed up to my show.....32 years ago I made a mistake......, so what? It’s not where you start..... it’s where you finish
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I hope you motherfuckers learned something tonight from watching Ricky Gervais.......Go for the throat at all times, who gives a fuck where the pieces fall.......you did your job when you rattle Gentiles.......
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Look at this cocksucker....
Victoria and I want you to know we are praying for you and God’s got you in the palm of His hand. I have learned a place of peace is a place of power.
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Stand in line cocksucker...... I got problems too
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12 years ago, this little cat saved my life. Tomorrow he leaves us and my life will never be the same..... God Bless Superbad!!!
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Teacher of the decade
'Teacher of the Year' Randi Chaverria allegedly gave student oral sex in classroom
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I'd like to thank the Church for having my back.......They can all suck our cocks.........Much love!!!
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Call me when you stop shaving your asshole.......grey hair for solidarity? Who raised these people?
Hilarie Burton lets her gray hair grow out in solidarity with frontline workers
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Good Morning Cocksuckers.......
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Bill Burr was right!!
Michelle Obama charging up to $4,200 for tickets to new tour
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If you thought I was a half a fag before.....oatmeal, reefer, bike ride and a shit, shower, shampoo and a shave..... I’m trying !!!!!
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30 years ago today I did the imaginable, I did the crime that sent me to prison. At the time, I thought my life was over but in retrospect, its the day my life really began.......I thank society everyday for giving me a second chance, I took it and ran with it........thank you!
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I'm Husband, a Father but most importantly a man. I will say things in the heat of comedic passion that not everyone will like......out of respect to my hero's... Bruce, Pryor, Rogan, Hicks, Burr, Kinison, Kearns, Vos..........I'll never apologize for a joke........
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Its Monday, you can be a man or you can act like an employee of Spotify........how soft have we become?
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There you go cocksuckers......
Scientists believe cannabis could help prevent and treat coronavirus
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I got on an elevator at the airport, there was 3 of us. The lady looked half retarded with a surgical mask on. As a joke I asked her if she just got back from China and she said yes.....I told her to get the fuck out....
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Immigrant Mentality until the end.........Fuck White Privilege.....
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Sure....... he’ll never get his number sucked like that again........ I’d be depressed too
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Tremendous!
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I just dropped a tremendous, whey protein, Garlic, espresso fart at CVS.......social distancing and a mask couldn't stop it........Where's Fauci?
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Ask him about getting Khabib out while you're at it......do something Cocksucker!
Trump says he'll discuss coronavirus pandemic with Vladimir Putin
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How many cocks do you have to sniff to wear these sneakers?
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Here we go......
Disney+ catches heat for streaming movies with racist content
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Its Monday, the story is 23 years old, the video is ten years old and at the end of the day you've all sucked a cock for a dinner......stop the hypocrisy..........
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Thank God they didn’t find the Angel dust
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones arrested on drunk driving charge
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You better not come to my house you little Cocksuckers.......I'll make Ari look like St. Michael......
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If that video hurt your feelings watch this cocksniffers.......Joey Diaz Sleeps With One Legged Woman - YMH Highlight via
@YouTube
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Cold blooded.....
Man allegedly doused woman in ranch dressing during argument
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Fuck you Bitch........I'm surprised you're still alive you motherless fuck!
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Boston Marathon bomber, wants death sentence overturned
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I knew this Motherfucker would get iced....,,, Dead men don’t tell tales
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Sperm and Jumping jacks......
Marilyn Monroe’s diet and beauty secrets: How to get them now
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You thought you had problems, this poor bastard has more money than God and he can't find a freak to suck his dick on the moon.....
A lonely Japanese billionaire is seeking a "life partner" who can accompany him on his upcoming trip to the moon.
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Its National NO Hummus day.........I see a Motherfucker eating hummus there's going to be a problem.......
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Its Tuesday....You're walking in smacking motherfuckers like Dana White.....
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Uncle Joey The Mountain Man……..Pre kidnapping in Aspen…….
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Go fuck yourself! Freedom of speech ball shaver....
Twitter wants users to think twice before sending 'offensive' tweets
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You beat the Fuck out of their golden boy...... what did you expect my brother....... fuck them!!!
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You've got two choices today: Go out scream, yell then get hit on the head with a baton or you can stay home, smoke a number, and say a prayer for George Floyd's family.....
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I have Corona......really. I contacted it at a .............Go fuck yourself! I'm at the "Bunker" you won't see me for days.......
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If you're on the couch like Antonio Brown waiting for the phone to ring.........its not happening.....Its Monday, get your shit together!!!!
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I love this young woman but this is the dumb shit we say when we're 25.......give it two years when that monkey gets hot, sticky.and itchy........you'll be singing a different song.....
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Its going to be a great day......I got the weed Kanye smoked when he went off the rails and skateboarded to Wyoming......
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My little Brother dropped by the studio today............
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I’m 55 years old and I’m walking my 5 year old daughter in to her 1st day Kindergarten ....... life is weird
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I know you’re tired, you don’t feel good, you’re sluggish, you wish you had another day off......Life doesn’t give a fuck, .......so if you’re waiting for the blue bird of happiness.......you better start sniffing nut sacks because things are bad all over!
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Good Morning ball sniffers……..Go see The Many Saints Today……….Love ya!
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Its Friday, I dont give a fuck about Khabib or Conor…..Go get some reefer and get your dick sucked up like normal Men.....
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Its Thursday, you're either slinging dick or sucking dick......its up to you!
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Its Monday, the Corona virus isn't fucking around.....but neither are you.......Put your mask on, get out there and avoid motherfuckers that smell like bat blood!
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And on the 7th day God created the term...."Go Fuck yourself"....for motherfuckers that throw stones and live in glass mansions......
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Having two midget heads for a ballsack fucks up my bike ride.
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31 tears ago today, I was sentenced to 4 years in prison.......that was then, Today is Now!
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A real fucking shame......RIP my man......
Actor Chadwick Boseman, who played Black icons Jackie Robinson and James Brown before finding fame as the regal Black Panther in the Marvel cinematic universe, died Friday of cancer, his representative said. He was 43.
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Its Monday.....Grab your balls, keep your chin up and smile.......All these Motherfuckers can suck your dick....Today belongs to you!
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Guns N Roses ready to take the stage...... I got edibles, hypnotist pills and the shit That ANTONIO BROWN smoked before he sent the text messages
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Rules have been changed because of the quarantine........ if you’re not high by Noon... ..... go fuck your mother
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400k followers on his first day........Stabbing your wife to death has its benefits.....
Thanks to all my new followers. Love learning how to use Twitter.
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Some people are the real deal......
Amber Heard shows photos of Johnny Depp’s lunch- whisky and four lines of coke, then passed out on floor.
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Gotta love her.........She'll do anything for a big black pogo stick......
Kim Kardashian-backed inmate released from DC jail after 23 years
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If you're thinking of stabbing a motherfucker......Tuesday is the day to do it!
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Go ahead..... knock on my door.... You dare enter this house
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I was reminded this week of something I learned 38 years ago.....hug and tell the people in your life that you love them on a daily basis.
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Namaste Bitch!
Student practicing extreme yoga pose falls 80 feet from her balcony
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Stay in, start that project you've been avoiding and DON'T watch the news......We're AMERICA.......grab your balls, Salute the Flag and remember.........this WILL pass.........Much Love!
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You tired, you feel the flu coming on, its cold out, a parakeet bit you, your pussy hurts.........Its Thursday cocksuckers get out there and let these motherfuckers know that you're going for the jugular today!
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Fat motherfuckers don’t fuck around when it comes to our chicken sandwiches
Person knifed to death in fight over Popeye's chicken sandwich: report
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Corona tip: Wash your hands before you take a leak.........Nobody wants Corona cock!
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You like sucking "ISIS" cock? Go fuck yourself now!
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Its Monday, you're running this motherfucker.......pull out your cock, look them in the eye and ask.........Who's Sucking?
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I ate 10 garlic pills to prepare myself for social distancing, I blew a tremendous fart......I had the "Ralphs' on Magnolia smelling like Wuhan......
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I don't speak politics but I have to say, for an older woman Nancy Pelosi's tittie's are bangin!
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Its Monday, I don't give a fuck about your Grandfather that came to this Country with 3 dollars and a flute. Powder your balls, Salute the Flag and tell the world to vaseline that ass.......
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Oh shit
“You want to get to him, you gotta go through me....” ~
@madflavor
#spiderman2
#spidermanday
#nationalspidermanday
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Its a beautiful day to be Alive.........don't ever take that for granted!
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If you don't know......now you Know....
Joey Diaz the video game. Playing as actor/comedian Joey 'Coco' Diaz
@madflavor
in Mafia 3:
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Nobody sucks a cock like a crazy woman..... that’s elementary Watson!!!!
Men have better sex with women who are emotionally unstable, a study has revealed
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Its Monday, you gotta do what you gotta do........But you got dick......so you smoke some reefer, eat a Burger, salute the Flag, give Mama a stabbing and tell the neighbor to suck your dick, you're not lowering the music.....
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Its Monday, Purell that nutsack, you never know when one of these quarantined cocksuckers escape.......You'll be prepared
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I've never liked the word "Man Crush'......do me a favor, be a real man jump out of that closet and suck a dick already.......why end up like Aaron Hernandez...
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There you go......
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Times are tough but this will pass, humanity and love will prevail.......Have a great day...........Love you Motherfuckers!
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