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@lildickytweets
Dave
10 months
Presave is live now, link in bio. PENITH drops 1/19!!! Presave it now this is not a drill
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4 years
Retweet if you want a season 2
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4 years
Why don’t they just mute the mic of the person not talking, there has to be rules
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4 years
I wonder if when Hulu suggests Dave to me, it knows that I am in fact Dave
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4 years
Season 2 thoughts
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5 years
this is about to be of of the more monumental moments in human history. join the premiere right now. i am logging in.
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6 years
Very disrespectful
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6 years
Which rapper is the best at hooping? 🤔
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3 years
Season 2 mode
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4 years
insulting and offensive
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4 years
Who is the nicest rapper/hooper? 🎤🏀
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6 years
New song and video next week
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4 years
That’s a wrap on season 2
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6 years
Earth. 4/18 at 9PM PST. #WeLoveTheEarth pre-save link in my bio
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6 years
this is the best gif of my career
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6 years
I literally dance just like @lildickytweets and I’m proud of it.
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6 years
so sad. mac miller was a great dude. when i began my career he went out of his way to talk to me on the phone and give me advice. an amazing artist and human being
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7 years
I woke up in @chrisbrown body!! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first single and music video off of my sophomore album - #FreakyFriday . Thank you for your patience these past 3 years. This is only the beginning. BLOW IT UP!
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7 years
TOMORROW I'M PUTTING OUT THE BEST WORK OF MY LIFE. IT'S INSANE. I CANT WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE. THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR OVER THE PAST 3 YEARS. FIRST SINGLE/VIDEO OFF MY ALBUM. BE READY TO SPREAD IT AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ME. MWAH
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4 years
The one I’m shooting right now
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XXL Magazine
4 years
Happy birthday, @lildickytweets ! 🎉 What’s the best episode of Dave?
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7 years
Dickheads, this month I plan on dropping my first single and video off my next album. First new music since 2015. Omg! And it’s UNBELIEVABLE
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4 years
Don’t forget about the 4th ball
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PROUD‼️ We’re just getting started.
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7 years
Lemme freak just went gold Professional rapper the song just went gold Professional Rapper the album just went gold Somebody suck me!
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4 years
I’m all in
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Phil
4 years
@lildickytweets I got a puppy with a little dick on his forehead and named him Dave in honor of you, was wondering if you would like to be The Godfather to him?
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7 years
Omg omg zac efron
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@lildickytweets @lildickytweets no, you really are the best. Happy Birthday. #rapgod
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7 years
Omg
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3 years
season 2 is wow
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9 years
Did you guys know that my fellow male model @justinbieber has a new song coming out soon?…
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3 years
DAVE season is coming
@EW
Entertainment Weekly
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Lil Dicky's hit comedy is returning with a loaded lineup of guest stars, including Lil Nas X, Kevin Hart, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Bieber, and J Balvin.​
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7 years
Please begin focusing on why they're kneeling, not wasting your time complaining about peaceful protests you fucking loser
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
...our Great American Flag (or Country) and should stand for the National Anthem. If not, YOU'RE FIRED. Find something else to do!
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7 years
WE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL
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6 years
J cole is amazing
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4 years
7 years ago today i put out my first music video. today we've got one of the biggest tv shows on television :0
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6 years
I’ve been jerking off every day for my whole life, but I’ve decided to put my foot down. For now on, I will only be masturbating 4 of 7 days
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7 years
i've been working for 2 years on my album. it's on pace to be breathtaking, but still needs a lot of work. just be patient. at it every day.
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7 years
Donald trump is the worst
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3 years
Another classic album for Kanye
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7 years
I wonder if I quit everything right now, and dedicated my life to it, could I be an NBA ref by age 40
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6 years
cant leave rap alone, the game needs me
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5 years
This is what’s wrong with this country
@nowthisimpact
NowThis Impact
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‘You have a dangerous object in your hand’ … ’I’m picking up trash’ — This officer pulled his gun on a student who was cleaning up trash outside his dorm
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6 years
Freaky Friday is already double platinum!!!!!
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6 years
@21savage As a Jew I took the lyric as nothing but a compliment
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6 years
I’m home, Game 5, Meek free, let’s go Philly
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7 years
i literally shit my bed last night. i farted and shit accidentally came out. i couldn't believe it. white sheets and everything. smh
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4 years
Why would you not count votes in a democracy
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3 years
Joel Embiid has to be the MVP
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2 years
That’s a wrap on season 3!!! Prepare your minds, bodies, and souls. We really did the damn thing
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4 years
I love Kobe so much
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6 years
Eh 5 of 7
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6 years
I’ve been jerking off every day for my whole life, but I’ve decided to put my foot down. For now on, I will only be masturbating 4 of 7 days
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7 years
Happy national women’s day. I worship you females
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7 years
I have spoken to Lindsay Lohan. She loves the video. What a time
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3 years
season 2 starts tomorrow wow
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7 years
A good long sleeve t shirt is a valuable piece
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4 years
Making hits
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2 years
Season 3 starts April 5th…third time’s the charm - most rapping, most funny, most cinematic, most romantic, most definitely the most exciting season ever!!!!!!
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5 years
Damn I got a song w @justinbieber dropping in under two hours wow
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7 years
Why are you tweeting about sports and tv ratings, it's insane, you're the president of the United States
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
Ratings for NFL football are way down except before game starts, when people tune in to see whether or not our country will be disrespected!
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3 months
This is what I do
@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
3 months
Paul George says Lil Dicky influenced his decision to sign with the 76ers: “It sold me… What hit me was the saving money. It impacted me. It had a little touch on me.” (via @PodcastPShow )
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7 years
I turned down super bowl tickets so I could go back to Philly and flood the streets when they win
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4 years
i did it!
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3 years
retweet if you want a season 3
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4 years
Believe
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5 years
Merry Christmas, happy holidays
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4 years
My album will not be called Penith but it was a top contender for sure
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6 years
Thank you!!!
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XXL Magazine
6 years
Happy Birthday, @lildickytweets !
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4 years
Can we please make PIBE a thing @justinbieber
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7 years
Waking up early every day for high school was the worst. Like that moment where you wake up and it's so dark out and you're so tired. Ugh
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4 years
Pennsylvania are you voting for Biden? I believe you should but who am I
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4 years
You guys think I’ve got a good season finale for you or nah
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5 years
I can promise you one thing...with three episodes left, you guys have no clue where this season is going. Buckle up.
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4 years
Keep wearing masks! We are getting close, stay diligent
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7 years
You are so unpresidential in your discourse - it’s legitimately shocking how clueless you seem to be on a day to day level. Grow up, for us.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Now that the three basketball players are out of China and saved from years in jail, LaVar Ball, the father of LiAngelo, is unaccepting of what I did for his son and that shoplifting is no big deal. I should have left them in jail!
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5 years
Don’t you guys feel like you know me so much better now
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7 years
happy 10 year anniversary to Superbad, the funniest movie of all time @Sethrogen
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4 years
On my way to set right now
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Famouslos32
4 years
Def waiting for season 2 of Dave @lildickytweets
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7 years
Dude I said to not put anything out with me on it until I approved it you fucking loser
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Brain
7 years
another one
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6 years
Lil Wayne is so goddamn good at rapping. I don’t know who is a better rapper.
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6 years
Just finished shooting my TV show. Starting Monday I’m locking myself in the studio and becoming a rapper again for the rest of the summer. The stuff I’m working on is crazy, in both mediums. Thank you for your patience. It will all pay off.
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Please read
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4 years
Jail???
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7 years
I know I said my first single/video drops in February, but March 8 will officially be the day that we change the world forever
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5 years
I am putting out my tv show in March but dont get it twisted I’m still a rapper and I can’t wait to show you the music I’ve been making over the past five years...mmm so much content coming 2020 mmm
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7 years
i still can't believe the eagles won the super bowl
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6 years
The earth is literally falling apart, you have too big of a responsibility to be unable to understand how simple science works
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Be careful and try staying in your house. Large parts of the Country are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near record setting cold. Amazing how big this system is. Wouldn’t be bad to have a little of that good old fashioned Global Warming right now!
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Fuck the Celtics
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yes he does
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Where the fuck am I supposed to get eclipse glasses
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carter v
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6 years
Watch your mouth
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Scott “Scooter” Braun
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I’ve decided I want to sign someone with the name Big in their name. Way too many Lil names on Spotify. We need to balance this thing out.
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4 years ago today i posted my first stuff online. every day since then, i've been living my ideal life. thank you for allowing that. ilu :)
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7 years
Hopefully the patriots don’t cheat this time around
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3 years
everyone should watch season 1 this week to get in the right headspace for season 2 because a lot is going to be coming at you fast and i want to make sure you are ready
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5 years
What on earth?
@XXL
XXL Magazine
6 years
👤 Wiz Khalifa 👤 Snoop Dogg 👤 Lil Jon 👤 Lil Yachty 👤 Tory Lanez What in the world is Lil Dicky dropping? 🤔
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7 years
Super facts!!!!
@iHeartRadio
iHeartRadio
7 years
2 big things happening this Thursday. 1. It's @lildickytweets ' birthday. 2. His new single comes out and it's going to have the best music video ever. 😎
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Save net neutrality
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I’m better than pretty much all of these guys at basketball so I better be the other they speak of
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Hip-Hop & Basketball:
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