What is this bullshit punishment? Just tell me it might take longer instead of making me wait 60 seconds in a virtual queue before I can enter a spot @Target

I just want a solid gold credit card from @RobinhoodApp help me out?

@pokimanelol Holy shit, people just love to hate. I was able to figure out what you meant!

@hollylawly OMG I loved King’s Quest!

@MrBeast Honestly I would just spend it on some dumb shit

@hollylawly Congratulations

It’s safe to assume that if a barista gives me a free drink, she’s mad in love with me, right?

@hollylawly Happy birthday and yay for no work!

I really should stay off social media when I’m drinking

I think I go to @ChipotleTweets too much 😬😬

I’m just idling in a parking lot forgetting how much gas is…

@NthReview That’s a lot of cable on the ground lol

Honestly, how tf are you supposed to eat brie? Having rind on a cheese is to fancy for me.

Have you ever been so out of it that you try making a phone call using the calculator app?

Not to flex, but instead of buying a new washer and dryer because my washer broke, I fixed it myself. That temptation to spend $ money was strong though, lol.

@hollylawly Some friends have no issue and sell online all the time. Maybe it’s just me, I’m not bartering type, I just want to get down to best price and terms and be done, lol. I can’t even imagine with a lot of stuff. Good luck dealing with all that 😬

@wojno Yes, but for Jesus though

@hollylawly @SpaceX The future!

@hollylawly I don’t feel that but I mash the shit out of ctrl + c a to make sure it copies, lol