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Football among other things. Say it how I see it. joewritesfootball @gmail .com

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Mark Noble must be fuming, voted Brexit and Souček has still come and taken his job.
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Aaron Wan-Bissaka doesn’t play right back, he plays wrong back.
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Who is this actually aimed at?
Gentle reminder that our starboy didn't cost £100m 😁
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Sancho went from asking Saka how many g/a he got in the season before Euro 2020, to joining a real league with Saka and being so badly outperformed that he wasn’t even in the conversation to be in the squad. How quickly things change…
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Some Arsenal fans mocked Spurs signing Bissouma because he was alleged to have committed a sexual assault, some rival fans are now mocking Arsenal fans over this Partey situation. We’ve all seen the Greenwood jokes. If it’s all a big joke to you you’re part of the problem.
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@hazfcb_ @ManagingBarca @moillorens @samuelmarsden Word it how you want, you’re a joke to the world of football.
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People who defend Giroud like he’s an all timer <<<<
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If Martinez had longer legs, he might’ve intercepted that.
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Also, United fans talking about finances, transfer spends, and overpaying... Could be a long day.
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The Emirates crowd has a major part to play in a title race. Empty seats, moaning and groaning after a mistake when fans were cheering our players when own goals were scored earlier in the season, is not a good look. Players obviously have to deliver, but it’s a two way thing.
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So bored of this clip. Every City fan was apparently watching them when they were in League 1
@ManCityzenscom
ManCityzens
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Love this 💙
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Joe
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That’s the highest xG Liverpool have EVER faced in a Premier League game…
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The “analysis” from Carragher and Neville after this interview is some of the worst I’ve ever seen.
@FemooAFC
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I’ll even say this. This group of players coming 5th, made them the monsters that they are today. Some of you guys will never see it.
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City fans are the luckiest people ever. Got the greatest manager of all time in love with their club, he’s never leaving is he?
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Raff
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The boss. Cool as fuck 😎
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Tierney’s passing is underrated. Those lofted balls down the line to Aubameyang are causing all types of problems & he is so accurate with his crossing too. He was one of the deals of the summer in the PL as a whole, would be a more common opinion if he stayed injury free.
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Only a Spurs fan would flex a title their manager has won at their clubs expense.
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The way people act like Saka is just there for fun and to sit on the bench is hilarious, he performs so well under any pressure.
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Gary Neville & Jamie Carragher post Newcastle away last year, they acted like it was our funeral. If anyone has a full clip of that broadcast, go back and watch it. Worst part was the snide comments after Xhaka’s post match.
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Realistically the only thing that makes any football club take any serious action is the moment that the public / social media finds out. The morning the Greenwood evidence became public knowledge he was suspended. These clubs know.
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If Arsenal get top 4 all we are going to hear is how bad United & Spurs have been, even though in the summer United we’re allegedly winning the title and Spurs were better than us. So now what?
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Gary Neville calling Gabriel an “underwhelming senior player” when he’s only 23 shows how good he is.
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@joewritesftbl
Joe
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“Over-celebrating” only exists in England because people are miserable
@FPL_Zlatan
Zlatan
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Simeone in tears tonight as they qualify for the 1/4 finals, but god forbid Arsenal celebrates 🤣
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@TheProneBear_ @SkySportsNews Probably why it was overturned then.
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Arsenal Twitter is hilarious, everything is so far from reality. When you go to the Emirates none of this stuff actually exists. The only big division that has existed in this fanbase in real life was Wenger in / out. Do you think you’ll go to a game and hear “Artetasexual”?
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How’s Oliver Skipp’s progress at being better than Saka coming along?
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Saka is 100% my favourite player now, last time I cared this much about an Arsenal player was when Özil was in his peak 😭 stay forever please
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Saka should be treated the way Hudson-Odoi is treated. One gets so much for doing so little, it makes no sense to me.
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United fans will be happy with that result, the team they support in the business end of every season have an important win for the title race there.
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NLD, 2-0 down, and you’re recording people recording an Arsenal free-kick.
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forgot i took this vid yesterday lool, ndl 2-0 down and our lot are recording the arsenal free kick?!?? my brain was frazzled
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Minute 35, Spurs 0 shots, Wolves 7. Every game so far of Spurs I’ve heard “this isn’t like them, they need to wake up”. Where is the evidence of that?
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Imagine him tweeting this in early December 2020.
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
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🚨 EXCL: Arsenal appoint Hussein Isa as attacking phase coach. 34yo joins #AFC in summer to help 1st team + top academy talent on technical work. Also known as ‘Tekkers Guru’, former non-league player has stood in for Messi on commercial ads @TheAthleticFC
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Thought Shaw was the best LB in the league, Maguire was top 3 CB’s in the league and Wan Bissaka was “underrated”?
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Lyés
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This defense couldn’t be saved by Maldini. ATROCIOUS
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@R__J202 Ah fair enough
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City and Pep are rattled because we aren’t Liverpool who want to cosy up to them when fighting for trophies. We genuinely hate you all. Football is back, we don’t need any of these faux partnerships.
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@joewritesftbl
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@r1medi @Returnlander2 They just put some branding over the top and left it at that, it’s a disgrace
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Remember when us letting go of Guendouzi was going to be a serious mistake and we would regret it because Barcelona, PSG or Real Madrid was going to sign him... He’s been on the market at a cut price all summer and nobody has bat an eyelid. He’s good, but massively overrated.
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Seeing all this talk when I know there will be empty seats tomorrow <
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Richarlison stats this season: PL Goals: 0 PL over 7/10 performances: 0 Angry moments: 6 per 90 Great investment.
@hfxafc
hfSEO
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He needs to see a therapist
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Younger fans won’t get it, but I honestly didn’t think I’d ever see Arsenal drop £100M on a player ever. Crazy.
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Newcastle love-in is so cringe, this is why football never sees any change. Laughing about all of the embarrassing time wasting, cheating and more, and you wonder why it doesn’t go.
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@bleibtentspannt That’s crazy, he should probably try performing against guys like Luke Ayling next.
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Saka has absolutely no ratings, feels so strange even praising him these days because people just think he’s average for some reason.
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Excuse in the bag already Gary?
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Gary Neville
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FFS!
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Flexing your financial muscles on Manchester City in the market never ends well. All it means is that you overpaid.
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People who defend everything Mikel Arteta does scare me. I like him and I believe he’s a top coach, but if you aren’t putting some blame on him at this point you are blinded by agenda.
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I’m terrified for Saka I’ll be honest. Boy is playing so much football.
@A1ZH4RY
A1 🇵🇸
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Btw think we’ve given Elneny the one year extension coz of the winter WC, don’t think I’ve been deeping how many teams may have availability/burn out issues next season
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@afczak_v2 Because he’s a Chelsea player. They cover it up. Kepa cost £72M and he’s already a non issue. That club is different.
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I thought the Saka hate was a joke but it’s crazy how many people are rattled by a 19 year old footballer doing well for himself. No matter what team you support, bringing down youth products is just sad. Want all of them to do well for themselves, especially when they work hard.
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The next step is also our fans not thinking football works that every chance you get = a goal scored. Never has and never will.
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Arteta coached an 8-0 today. The next step for this young side is to be more ruthless in front of goal and win by even bigger margins cause they deserve it.
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Hilarious mix between "God save the King" and "God save the Queen" in the singing of the national anthem there. I'm sure Declan Rice went with "God save the Que-ing" at one point...
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Josh Kroenke having a burner on Twitter that we all interact with is my new favourite belief related to Arsenal.
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Trent has become criminally underrated and I don’t know how.
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Nicolas Pepe, the media were way too harsh on you my friend, you’re better than most of the frauds who join the league these days.
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It's so funny that's it's almost March and Richarlison hasn't scored a prem goal
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Legend! Really showed Wolves who was boss walking out early, shame the game ended 1-0 to Wolves mind you.
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Sorry to rub someone out like this, but I don’t think I’ve seen Antony ever do anything that Saka couldn’t whilst he was still at Hale End. He looks like a youth player, not a guy worth 100M. He seems weak, second to everything, unable to strike the ball cleanly…
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Why is everything surrounding Arsenal so negative all the time? Just watched that Kick Off video. Give it a rest. Nobody can keep Arsenal out of their mouths and they drag so many points that are hardly passable. How has a documentary got anything to do with the size of the club?
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Xhaka’s ability to be fit for a game every 3 days is underrated. His availability is so important. Exactly what you need.
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Saka is too good to share a chant, I’m afraid we have a duty as Arsenal fans to cook a new one up in the summer.
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Just me who’s intently watching Ben White every time he has the ball to see if he passes to Tomiyasu after that interview?
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I’ve realised that a lot of people rate whatever is older / more retro on Twitter when it comes to football, for the simple fact that it’s older / more retro. It’s like they want to gate-keep a time period of football, there only argument will be “you didn’t watch them”…
@avisualgame
VisualGame
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Chelsea 16/17 vs Arsenal 22/23. Play each other 10 times, who comes out on top?
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Breaking: player is fitter and leaner now than he was after the 2020 lockdown 🚨
@LoveTheShirt
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What a Conte pre-season looks like.
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Everyone wants Lacazette playing until they realise he won’t even get the chances to waste that Aubameyang can, because he’ll be on the half way line panting.
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Joe
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One day we’ll talk about the real reasons Rashford and Saka get booed at every away ground in the league
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I, for one can’t believe that a clip of Kulusevski (a winger) beating his man, Luke Thomas (an awful fullback who I’ve yet to see lock up a winger) is getting this much praise.
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Anwar El Ghazi suspended by Mainz, Mohamed Elneny cautioned by Arsenal, all for showing their support for Palestine. Zinchenko shows solidarity with Israel, not a peep. So much for free speech!
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I really have a bad feeling about Vlahovic at Arsenal. Want to avoid him to be honest. I have watched him and been impressed but I just can’t quite see it working, especially in our system (maybe we would tweak things for him).
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Nelson to Brentford is literally perfect.
If Nelson can get a PL loan that would be great.
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It’s so funny that whenever Spurs employ a new manager or player there is an 80% chance that they’ve mocked Spurs publicly before.
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“I don’t know why he’s talking, all he has done is let Arsenal down” or something along those lines. Carragher less so, but both of them act like they like this project and what Arteta to succeed, it’s actually the opposite.
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@007Tunik Might be, could also be because he isn’t rubbish as well.
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Lost the plot after 8 years but had the cheek to come for Wenger the other day to try and deflect from his failures. Considering how similar their careers have been it is weird. He won’t ever get near that level of consistency across that many years anyway.
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
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Jürgen Klopp refuses to speak to James Pearce.
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@commonartiste @thiemazette They are playing an already relegated Sheffield United. This happens in top 4 clashes in the Bundesliga.
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WE SOLD WILLOCK TO AFFORD RAMSDALE I AM GOING TO SMASH MY MONITORRRRRRR
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Cry more. Haaland is the positive equivalent of Maguire currently. Everything is overdone, every single FT account won’t say a bad word, and you must think that way too!
@ManCityMEN
Manchester City News
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Thierry Henry has his say on Erling Haaland vs Kylian Mbappe... Oh dear 🤦‍♂️ #mcfc
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Spurs are Arsenal under Unai Emery.
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People talking about Ben White playing RB have transcended pseudo-intellectual. We need a new phrase.
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Foden discourse is nauseating on Twitter, underrate the life out of him when he’s rotated and then he’s the best player in the world when he plays for 10 minutes. How about just calling him what he is at all times, he’s world class.
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Aubameyang doesn’t move a yard to receive the ball. Partey & Xhaka have both misplaced passes because he couldn’t just step forward.
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So that’s now 1 point from a possible 9 in games against the top 6 for Antonio Conte’s title challenging Spurs this season. Not sure where the criticisms of naivety are, or when / if they are going to come…
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Is it outrageous to say Saka is underrated? Because he is from what I see.
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White needs Gabriel. White and Mari can’t happen again.
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Where is “Lampard had a better half against Liverpool than Arteta did” Twitter now? Lost to Jose’s B team with 3 of his new signings starting.
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@adamgj03 Usually agree but I feel like the buzz of beating Madrid 4-0 at home in a Champions League SF would produce near the same amount of happiness for each goal - would for me and Arsenal anyway
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This Haaland gimmick isn’t moving me, hat-tricks at home in games City would’ve comfortably won by 3 or more goals doesn’t win you titles 👍
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This kind of brain dead logic is one of the many reasons why a year later we are still in lockdown, how did we handle it SO badly?
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Our fans are starting to feel the pressure I think. From August - October / November the fact we were top was a novelty, kind of seeing how far we’d go and enjoying the wins. Now people are too stressed. Ødegaard waved at the fans to get them up today and a guy around me
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shouted “you do your job and we’ll do ours”. Just unnecessary negativity, it’s almost like people come to moan. Maybe this is coinciding with ST holders actually bothering to turn up because we are half good again 🤷‍♂️
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Really does beg the question why title contenders Manchester United are languishing in 6th, closer to the Conference League than the Champions League, 8 points behind Arsenal then, doesn’t it?
@samuelluckhurst
Samuel Luckhurst
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Spurs probably would have had top four boxed off if they had appointed Conte in the summer. The standard of the top four 'race' (more of a zombified walk) is so poor Arsenal, fourth, have lost more league games than the worst United side in living memory.
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Who cares?
Odegaard was spotted with Dancer Helene Spilling yesterday at London Football Awards further fueling rumors of a relationship. Odegaard agent has been contacted but no reply yet. ( @tv2norge )
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VIEIRA WOAHHHHH, VIEIRA WOAHHHHH, HE COMES FROM SENEGAL, HE PLAYS FOR ARSENALLLLLL.
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@dopegooner @EASPORTSFIFA Could be to do with the PES partnership. They are far better at updating Spurs, City and Chelsea players because they are partnered with FIFA.
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