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@JessieRambler
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Mom to amazing kids. Blessed with a king who treats me like his queen. I'm a conservative, sassy, opinionated, passionate cow lover, and laughter addict.
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@prettygirll4L
Sometimes I'm too sensitive, I'm emotional and feel too deeply. I've gotten a lot better, but I still want to improve.
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I'd rather jump out of a moving train onto barbed wire, holding 10 king cobras in both hands, than care what people think about me ever again.
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OMG, I love it! 🥺
I wish we were neighbors too!
@somemixedchickk
Despite the distance we are still going 3 years strong as best friends! I love you! 🩷🫶🏻
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Times must be tough. It seems like everyone joined X to get naked and make money.
I mute about 10 accounts a day. I think my algorithm is broken.
I’m going to need everyone to start wearing clothes around here, please!
I don’t want my eyes to be molested anymore.
This is
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I’m so tired of X thinking I’m a bot!! I’m always on time out.
X thinks I’m suspicious. 😒
Do I tweet like a bot?
Because what bot rambles like I do? 😫
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@USACowboy3
His brother said what? 😳 absolutely not!!
If a man tells me to work harder and prove myself worthy, I'm going to start curling my hair, because I want my mugshot to look nice!
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Sometimes I forget that I'm a walking miracle.
I was supposed to die in 2020 due to not being vaccinated, yet I'm still here, still kicking!
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I can’t believe you can make money from this app.
Are you telling me I can get paid just to ramble?
Would that make me a professional rambler?
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Sometimes, I forget that not everyone is used to my personality!
I apologize in advance.
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@NiteRunner4
Wow! She really believes she’s better than everyone else because she has 325k followers!! I can’t imagine being so egotistical as to think that followers really matter in the real world.
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I was helping a 70-year-old man,
Him: I’m sorry for divorcing you!
Me: Huh? Divorcing me? (I was so confused)
Him: Yeah, because you’re my next Ex-Wife!
Me:
I don’t think men ever stop 😂😂
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The world is a better place because you’re in it.
Well, not all of you, but most of you!
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This right here is the truth!!
The epidemic in America is child sexual abuse.
If you're an adult and don't have a burning anger deep in your belly to protect our children, I don't want to be around you, because something is seriously wrong with you.
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Today I told my therapist I was having anxiety about the election. When I had to share why and who I was voting for, I was holding my breath, worried that if she said she was a liberal, I would have to walk out.
Thankfully, she is a Trump supporter!
She told me she didn't
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Tell him he's right and you're wrong.
It's more satisfying than winning an argument!
He'll look at you like this all day.
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This app may be called X now, but I'll never stop calling it Twitter. You can't make me!
Who says I need to check my X?
That’s weird.
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@james_jinnette1
That is horrible! Praying for everyone there. Did I see someone swimming in that? 😫
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I really did miss annoying some of y’all on this app!! 😂😂
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A spoon of peanut butter dipped in mini chocolate chips!
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@tropicalupdate
I’m not even going to complain. We have to take this one. Everyone hit hard from Helene can’t take anymore!
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I have to get off this app for the weekend before he throws my phone in the trash! 😂😂
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I used to be an empathetic person until I worked with the public.
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Me waiting to grab my cobras and jump out of the moving train! 😂😂
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I’m going to put this picture in my fridge on Halloween to scare my kids! 😂😂
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Me to him: I don't want to go to work today.
Him: How about you go to work, work your 3 hours, and when you get out, I'll give you a surprise I bought for you?
Me: Wow, I'm not 5! You can't bribe me to go to work with a surprise.
Him: But did it work?
Me: *runs to my desk*
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You learn something new every day. Today, I learned it's possible for people's egos to be higher than their IQ.
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Me: I wonder why I have a lot of nightmares about people chasing or murdering me.
Also me: Binges true crime documentaries before bed.
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My third baby is the sweetest, kindest, and most loving boy. He loves his mama and always looks out for everyone."
However, he has the strongest will of all my kids. He'll fiercely argue his point, holding nothing back,and he will fight you. He’s not scared of anything! 😭😂
My
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I'd rather be strapped to an office chair and pushed into oncoming traffic while being chased by hungry lions than be intimidated by people who don't even know their gender.
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Four beautiful children exist because I was not aborted.
Two beautiful children exist because i was not aborted.
Keep it going.
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What's it like to be God's least favorite, you ask? Well, I have to work for three hours today, on a Saturday!
My day off.
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Working from home on Fridays together sounds perfect, until we try sharing a workspace – then nothing gets done! 😂
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I'm Jessie, a mom to 4 amazing kids. I'm blessed with a Christian man whom I'm deeply in love with, and he treats me like a queen every single day.
I'm a conservative woman – sometimes sassy, opinionated, passionate about cows and politics, and addicted to laughter. I'm really
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Me: If you could be any animal, which would you choose?
Him: The one that mates the most!
Me:
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My notes app holds everything that I never read again, but I still need it.
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My new boss told me this morning that I'm one step away from a new promotion, but I’m unsure if the added stress and leadership role for 20 team members is justified by the relatively small salary increase. Decisions, decisions!
Plus, I don’t want people texting and calling me
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If you're friends with me, you have to be okay with random, off-the-wall replies. Otherwise, we can't be friends.
Sometimes, I'm just as surprised as you are at what comes out of my mouth!
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I wonder if Diddy’s started on his baby oil stockpile in prison? 😂😂
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I’m so tired of being gaslighted by my own government daily.
It’s like we're in an abusive relationship that we can’t get out of.
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The first time I met my therapist, I told her I didn’t want to do any of that deep-breathing nonsense.
After I explained to her the issue I was having with my anxiety and what I could do to calm myself back down, She said you’re not gonna like this, but deep breathing!
So, I’m
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A list of things I'm tired of hearing:
- Influencer
- Content creator
- 'Hey guys'
- 'I got this new [product] and I'm loving it!' (clearly sponsored)
- 'Link in Bio'
- 'Please like and subscribe'
- 'This video is sponsored by'"
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Estimated 1,037,000 abortions in the United States in 2023
I obtained the data from two reputable sources: the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the Guttmacher Institute.
Breakdown of abortions
-Medically necessary: around 72,590 (7%)
- Due to rape: around
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Liberals would rather end up homeless and live like this just so they can still say, "At least Trump isn't president.”
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Me having an emergency meeting with myself in the mirror to remind myself that if I don't go to work tomorrow, I'll be poor.
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@USACowboy3
Girl, please! I thought everyone knew MILF stood for Makes Incredible Lasagna Frequently! He's just complimenting your lasagna skills!
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At this point, I think I’m going to have to pick up a drug habit or something to get through my days.
For legal reasons I’m J/K
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Why is this so true? 😂
I'm in my bread-making era lol
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I have missed so much over the last 2 years that I don’t even know what's happening anymore!
Why are people upset with the bigger accounts?
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@akafacehots
I’m a white woman, and this post is just weird! There are so many beautiful women of all races. Why make this post?
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Him when I have to get all the jokes out of my brain before I can move on:
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Honestly, I'm drained from this spiritual battle I didn't sign up for.
Wouldn't it be great if we got halftime breaks like in football?
Can someone call a time-out already?
I’d just like to sit down and cool off before the rest of Revelations kicks off.
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I'm sorry for what I said during my luteal phase.
Read this again in 3 weeks.
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Sometimes, I really question if I’m a good person because of the dark humor that automatically runs through my mind.
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I have a newer position that essentially makes me a systems expert.
I honestly don’t know how I got here, because I've been faking it until I make it since day one at this job!
Sometimes, if you just act confident and sound like you know what you're talking about while
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Dear Alien Friends,
If you're hesitant to meet humans or beam us aboard your ship, rest assured, some of us are very eager volunteers.
You can’t abduct the willing!
Just say when!
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If groceries get any higher, this is going to be my breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Anyone got any recipes?
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@USACowboy3
@BadAttitude31
@Melly12380
Groot is feisty today! 😂 It would be a shame if he accidentally ended up in the wood-chopping pile!
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I'll always be myself on this app.
I don't care if I have 2 or 200 followers, my authenticity won't change.
I'll keep being ridiculous, ranting, and rambling about my thoughts and opinions.
I'd rather have a close-knit group to connect with daily than a large following of
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I love laughing so hard that I need my inhaler with anyone! It’s the best! 😂
laughing together like a couple of hyenas with asthma is a love language
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@somemixedchickk
You’re so sweet!! I love you! 🩷
I’ll be back to follow everyone back as soon as I can. This is the first break I’ve had all day 😫
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@RadioGenoa
She complains that only feminine men are interested in her, but she’s attracted to masculine men. Typically, masculine men don’t want a woman with a beard. How can she complain about not being attracted to certain men while getting upset that masculine men aren’t attracted to
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Are they going to give all our money to Ukraine before they leave office?
JUST IN - U.S. to send another $8 billion in weapons to Ukraine.
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Our four-year focus on Joe, the dementia patient in the White House, led us to overlook how severe Kamala's lieabetes had become.
I swear to God, she has the most severe case of lieabetes this world has ever seen.
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My problem is that after I have a bad day
I think I need a little treat from Amazon
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