Jan Van Gundy
@jvando_
Followers
6,473
Following
1,058
Media
6,096
Statuses
83,783
just here so I don’t get fined
nyc
Joined November 2019
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Arlington
• 560715 Tweets
All Out
• 527552 Tweets
Se o Twitter
• 340559 Tweets
Colorado
• 101166 Tweets
#CrisMorenaDay
• 97456 Tweets
Alexandre de Moraes
• 88589 Tweets
Pope
• 47856 Tweets
Valência
• 46209 Tweets
Vatican
• 44580 Tweets
De La Cruz
• 35896 Tweets
Fever
• 30065 Tweets
Bahia
• 28323 Tweets
Fireboy
• 28210 Tweets
#ラヴィット
• 27843 Tweets
lali
• 26863 Tweets
#AEWDynamite
• 24362 Tweets
NENA
• 24356 Tweets
Se o X
• 20086 Tweets
joaquin
• 19182 Tweets
Xandão
• 17498 Tweets
焼肉の日
• 14779 Tweets
Kaio Jorge
• 12215 Tweets
Bluesky
• 12102 Tweets
Adeus Twitter
• 11760 Tweets
Not a single friendship of mine is based off what anyone can do for me. I don’t need anything physical from anyone. I value the people around me based off the type of people they are. “You’re only as good as the company you keep”
55
32K
87K
I shouldn’t have to explain why this won’t end well for that man
this man stopped drinking, got in the gym, lost 40lbs, started reading and is now enrolling in online classes just to be my man 🥺
2K
4K
104K
322
4K
61K
imagine asking ya shorty to dance for you and she do this?????
1K
10K
54K
nigga trump once said “people are dying that have never died before” and that shit KILLS me to think about 😭😭😭
88
9K
49K
me adding “niggas said” to a statement knowing damn well “niggas” is me
27
9K
28K
quickest way to lose me is to make me feel like I ain’t wanted. cause realistically, i don’t have to settle lmao
26
6K
21K
i’m convinced some people are completely unaware that they’re the problem lmfao
11
5K
13K
lmao nigga sound like super mario
45
2K
9K
dominican parents ain’t shit lmfaoo my dogs name is kobe and they out here calling him dique “kobe-19”
39
970
5K
@lagranbxtch
I wasn’t referring to his situation with himself, I was referring to his situation with her. He will absolutely be better than before but doing something that in theory should be for youself, for someone else, almost never ends up healthy.
13
79
5K
a dominican restaurant is the only place you’ll hear two people who never met each other, call each other “mi amor” and “mi vida” lmfaoooooo
14
620
2K
people only hate him cause there isn’t a market for real rap. he a great rapper and storyteller but can’t go mainstream for nothing. when real rap is all you can come out with, people are gonna get tired of it if they don’t have the ear for it
27
655
2K
was od hesitant to share this but my mother deserves all the credit in the world. you’re the strongest person I know, i’m overwhelmed with happiness and relief.
80
175
2K
i’m single cause a lot of people view everything as transactional in the sense of “what can he/she do for me?” and whole time i’m just here like “I’m really enjoying this persons time” lmfao
7
481
2K
me, off three mimosas at the first possible brunch after this is over.
17
837
2K
yo, i’m at such a care free point in life lmfaooo literally nothing can bother me cause theres a solution to almost everything and if there isn’t, life goes on.
1
923
2K
nah i’m sorry but you really gotta find someone who loves the same way you do and that’s that. not everyone loves the same and you shouldn’t have to settle just cause “that’s the way they show love”. there is someone out there better who’ll give you that + some HAPPILY
8
568
2K
I’ll never talk down on someone still living with their family lmao you live rent free and eat home cooked meals every night???? I’m dead jealous
8
275
2K
told myself at the end of last year that I’d buy my first car before the start of the summer, so guess what I did.
proud of myself for actually saving up and buying my own first car cash up. she ain’t all that but she’s mine 💙
64
49
1K
nigga, you have a 2% chance of dying if you contract the coronavirus lol just keep being clean as you should’ve already been and you’ll be gucci. this mass hysteria shit gotta relax lmao
2
491
1K
honestly, what’s stopping us from adding two more days to the week? like why do we have to follow the earths axis?? i’m confused
9
270
1K
not gon hold you
@DaniLeigh
i don’t got dababy money but I got dasense and darespect fr. i’ll treat you right
23
223
1K
don’t go to anyone for advice on your relationship. nobody knows you and your s/o more than you and your s/o lmfaooo
3
336
1K
bleecker deli & grill easily best deli in brooklyn, i’m jackin it.
15
85
1K
lmao nah yo I really am so firm on what I want from a partner now. I’m really never settling ever, if that means I’m single forever then so be it.
3
367
1K
I don’t give up on someone until I know there’s nothing I can say or or do fix a situation. I won’t ever let my pride be the reason something doesn’t work out, no matter the relationship. If you mean something to me, it’ll be shown.
3
405
933
“I BET YOU GON BE SCARED OF 3000 SPANISH NIGGAS” LMFAOOOOOOOO
8
332
918
at this age, ain’t no such thing as spending “too much time” with your s/o.
2
365
894
I give up on dating in my 20s, I’ll try again once I hit 30. Maybe they would have possibly added some chlorine to the dating pool by then. Let me enjoy the rest of my 20s.
4
230
864
smoking alone is beyond peaceful to me but so is smoking in silence with someone lmao
2
240
824
i’ma just start interrupting people by saying “next topic” when I start to hear gossip lmaoooo too old for allat, go tell them not me.
2
215
824
not gon hold you, the thought of getting attached to someone again be nerve wrecking lmaoooo
5
196
773
every time I come to work it’s something new that I wanna take home lmao
8
48
765
I’m not gonna lie, you wouldn’t almost ever be involved in any type of sexual allegations if you just.... you know..... understood and respected a curve or a woman’s disinterest.
3
258
742
imagine losin your s/o over tryna act single on socials, in this day in age? with these streets???? might as well stay single forever
1
182
730
what one won’t do for you, someone else gon do without hesitation.
1
417
693
ain’t nothing better than shedding tears of laughter with your s/o
3
94
673
I can’t do this just cause my body would be telling me to jump
19
162
694
if you take care of me and make me feel appreciated then there ain’t nothing I wouldn’t do for you.
0
319
637
the government moved quicker for the stock market than they did when the white house got ransacked lmfaoo
2
241
619
don’t have the time to get to know someone for a few weeks/months just for us to fall out lmfao that’s genuinely the state of dating nowadays, for all that I’d be better off alone
3
139
618
if you lost me after I showed you I was rockin with you, thats truly on you. thats tough though fr
0
347
603
its funny how you could just be sitting there alone and then your mind pieces together how a certain part of your childhood trauma relates to a character flaw you have lol
1
139
604
on my life.... stay away from me if you not gon appreciate me how I should be appreciated.
2
402
586
needing to vent 🤝 not wanting to open up to anyone and tell them whats wrong
3
207
601
having a partner that smokes as much as you do is probably stupid fire lmfaoo
6
136
565
iight so can we acknowledge that the “honeymoon” phase only dies down because people get complacent?
6
186
554
Y’all ever had someone make you feel od important? That feeling is deadass incredible.
5
202
564
people tell on themselves all the time, just pay attention.
1
257
547
happily too lmfaooo
1
222
514
as often as possible lmao i’ll forever make time for my person, even if it doesn’t seem possible
3
177
506
okay, NOW i’m completely happy with life. say hi to my first son, kobe 💙
14
21
484
you can’t force someone to appreciate you, definitely can’t force someone to love you how you feel you need to be loved.
1
186
498
ahhhh man, it’s about that time of the year. wevaman jimmy back in town jack
1
266
468
I don’t appreciate when people aren’t transparent with me lol I’m OD understanding so for you to beat around the bush instead of telling me how it is, is super disrespectful.
3
304
484
now that we all know this is the one we were really looking for
0
180
461
people be scared to love loudly lmao shit happens man, who gives a shit.
2
197
458
let’s not
2
194
461
I used to want to rush into shit just to be able to tell myself that I finally have someone whose all about me. Now, I realize that ain’t nobody more all about me than I am.
1
181
452
women, PLEASE share ya locations. please send out an sos if possible. we all gotta do a better job of protecting each other (primarily the women) cause it’s really fucking scary out here fr.
1
299
433