Josh Lowensohn
@Josh
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. @CNET & @Verge alum. Opinions & bad jokes are my own.
Campbell, CA
Joined January 2007
RT @OKWildlifeDept: Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No wo…
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@sallykuchar And the stuff that actually works is a card you take to the pharmacist and requires your driver's license + a signature.
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@sallykuchar I only recall purchasing the velociraptor costume, but I will take credit for this number.
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@sallykuchar @BrockKeeling I think when you're living in that house... *puts on sunglasses* ...you're cool all the time.
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RT @danielortberg: "I am the horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I wobble my snake-front-body and I waggle my bag…
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This ad keeps following me around the internet and leaves me with so many questions
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"Haters have their coping strategies ... Stein draws the blinds and watches Scandinavian films set in the cold and dark."
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