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@JJOluebube
J.J Oluebube.
6 months
Since Katt Williams interview is trending, I just wanted to remind you guys he has the best opening in standup comedy ever. Here you go!
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The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubricated.
I really hope this guy knows what he is doing. I pray we don’t regret voting for him.
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3 years
@alexhern So basically Facebook locked the car key in the trunk and there is no spare.
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2 years
All the tweets by Uju Anya is unnecessary sha, the reason the Chinese lifted 500 million of their people out of poverty in 2 decades is because they never ever felt like victims after everything they went through. They put their heads down and figured out what worked from…
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@JJOluebube
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@EzraelAni Incase you are wondering why the woman wakes up but not the man, when women give birth, a hormone known as oxytocin goes up in their body, oxytocin has been shown to amplify the brains response to cries. So this is an evolutionary trait. To read more about this, I’ll attach...
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2 years
@BornAKang Bro like, I don’t see a problem yet. 😂😂😂
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@LaughTherapyD @buitengebieden It’s because the didn’t pet him like the first person.
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1 year
@vrixfw @DailyLoud People just love the power they have to drag and cancel other people. And they would use it for any flimsy situation.
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2 years
@UberFacts Marry the wrong person.
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4 years
@uchenna_omooba @Postsubman I’ve been raped many times then, because I’ve given women consent to touch the pillar but they also touched the balls. I need a lawyer now!
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@JJOluebube
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3 years
@Charles56165632 @Vikteneus @Tife_fabunmi Who told you there aren’t prostitute men, women just have refused to pay.
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2 years
@raphousetv2 If his mom raised him, most of it should go to her.
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@JJOluebube
J.J Oluebube.
2 years
This isn’t a tweet to defend the evil the British did to Africa, I’m just saying it’s time to move on, figure out what works and completely blame our own current leadership.
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@JJOluebube
J.J Oluebube.
2 years
What didn’t and hustled their way into the biggest economy in the world. All this victimization of one’s self bring pity not progress. 100 years down the line do you want to blaming the queen for your woes or do you want to celebrate how your people made it against the odds.
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@JJOluebube
J.J Oluebube.
11 months
@AfricaFactsZone This is an interesting case of misinformation, the picture is probably from an event (say end of the year party) that held at the gym and is not representative of the normal functioning of the gym as would be interpreted as so by many of your audience.
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7 months
@BMathandela @khvnyi @SthahMk It’s more of “I love my car but I hate taking care of it”
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1 year
@Rainmaker1973 Reminds me of this:
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2 years
You want to be a survivor not a victim.
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@JJOluebube
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3 years
@i_stay_on_100 @RapCaviar @Drake @kendricklamar @JColeNC @OVOSound @Dreamville @TopDawgEnt The way y’all hate to give people their opinion and turn everything to gender hate eh. Do you realize music is subjective? I chose Nicki by the way but I understand that opinions can differ.
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2 years
@Paulmd199 @PositivePatil @gunsnrosesgirl3 It’s much more easier to find a stupid person to do this than it is to find someone who would do a cgi of it.
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@JJOluebube
J.J Oluebube.
10 months
@stillgray The coldest quote I’ve ever seen that represents this is from the stoic and philosopher, Epictetus: “I have to die. If it is now, well then I die now; if later, then now I will take my lunch, since the hour for lunch has arrived - and dying I will tend to later.”
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8 months
@pyjama_ceo 😂😂😂 I think she was trying to make a joke sha. Could also be she was serious because things dey happen these days, probably trying to build up insecurities in the guy that she sees in herself.
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10 months
@InsaneRealitys Involuntary muscular movement from muscle memory.
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7 months
@Jide_Adesugba Always step on their legs, hold the wings together with the neck on one hand and then use the other hand to peel the neck feathers and slit.
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J.J Oluebube.
1 year
@GeorgeForeman Crawford is an athletic freak. Has great speed, foot work and counter punch. I don’t think Errol would have beat him even if he brawled, also, he tried brawling in the first two rounds and he got dropped.
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3 years
@Mirashkah A white woman would cook for you before a Nigerian woman without thinking of it as a big deal. She would also pay or split bills on dates. Why won’t I cook for her eh?
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4 years
@BrymOlawale @Efe0125 We can point fingers at both your colleagues and Nigerian politicians though. Fingers no Dey finish.
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5 years
@OluyomiOjo You should rather beware of people who say it is not their best book while it is, because they have truly learnt Law number 3.
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1 year
@UberFacts Eddie Hall’s 500kg was more impressive, because it was a huge jump from the previous record before that, also 500kg was a milestone no one though was possible before Eddie did it.
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2 years
@phre_mas @Girl_isBlessed Refusing to play a victim doesn’t equal amnesia. China can remember what Japan did to them without languishing in self-pity. Victimhood and self-pity is counter-productive and very similar to paranoia which is one of the hardest mental conditions to treat.
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1 year
@Utd_Case @InternetH0F Another spoiler: Josh lost.
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4 years
@Mxhrad @Voice_OfReality @JoeBiden Except the other guy never stole the gum. You just made it up to divert attention from your guy who robbed the bank.
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@JJOluebube
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5 years
@adekunleGOLD No need to be rude to anybody.
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2 years
@josh2funny @Arikemi_ 😂😂😂😂 When you started I thought you’d fumble.
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1 year
@realchrisjbeale ‘X gon give it to ya’
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4 years
@Iam_ChisomLucky @Equilfy @UberFacts You aren’t good at hiding your problems then.
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1 year
@YokingStream19 @kiracantmizz Funny thing is that even the trainer was in heaven. His own training probably failed him.
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2 years
@_evelynrae Funny thing is there was sugar, sugar peaked 50 years before Obesity in the US. I don’t think sugar is as much to blame as it has been. Now, PUFA is another story.
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2 years
There is nothing I find better in this world than people who remain cheerful despite their problems. I think it’s one of the best superpowers to ever have.
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How it started Vs How it is going Associating yourself with Peter Obi automatically makes your life better! #TakeBackNaija
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1 year
@Djbantiben2 There are some medical courses that require you study the mammary gland. I believe that is what this young man is doing.
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4 years
@Wizarab10 It’s a private company and he has violated their terms severally. That’s the justification.
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4 years
@josephamaka3 @segalink @SIAF_NG People are easily deceived, he actually told them to do what was best for the protests which was leave one lane open for people to pass and they started calling him a sellout, saying he was angry he wasn’t picked blah blah blah. Segalink had the best strategy for this to work.
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2 years
@dammiedammie35 @ChibuzoUjam Predicted this in the morning lol
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2 years
Na Kemi Olunloyo suppose dey represent us for this kind thing but she fit begin support them sef.
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4 years
@Wizarab10 Doesn’t matter who he is. It is illegal for the president of whatsoever country to stay in your property(house or car) if you want him to leave. The president isn’t exempt from the laws that govern. Twitter doesn’t want their platform used to incite violence and carry fake news.
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2 years
@yabaleftonline Looks like Canter (counterfeit).
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1 year
@MrOdanz The ones wey end up with Idan no dey comot for news.
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11 months
@Letter_to_Jack Messi to the referee:
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4 years
@TheRealTemz @the_banku not a Jew. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. -Martin Niemoller
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@Pamela__okafor @pmcafrica It’s all fake. Lol.
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2 years
Most of the property appreciation real estate agents tell you about is just inflation. Naira is losing value faster than any value appreciation in that land or property.
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@MonoN0Aware_ Prophet Bolu. Too good. I’ll become a member once your prophetic ministry is complete. I remember this prophecy as well.
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2 years
This just proves Deontay Wilder is as tough as nails.
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3 years
@NigeriaBasket This is kind of a double entendre, “US” can be a pronoun representing team Nigeria or it can stand for United States(Team US).
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2 years
@_evelynrae Coca Cola was invented 1892 and by the time this video was made in 1962, almost everyone was drinking coke.
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@UberFacts Coca-Cola is worth more.
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@XBrianDennis That’s not how geopolitics work, you expect China to bomb Taiwan because Pelosi visited? China retaliated by banning two major materials needed in chip making which China is the major producer of and if you know anything about chips, Taiwan has the most advanced factories for
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@001Oxygen @instablog9ja This is not true. Go and ask your accountant very well. If you’re earning 51k, 50k is taxed at 20% while the remaining 1k would be taxed at 40%. Financial knowledge is very important.
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@Wizarab10 Lol, Okay. You agreed to the same terms and conditions he agreed to when you registered to use the platform. He should even be held in a higher regard than yourself due to his position. If you violate a private companies conditions they can deny you service.
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@engineers_feed Between electricity and antibiotics.
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@oloye__ @MuftiFenty What are you even saying? You make profit based on what you invested. Just the way you can invest a fraction of a billion naira in a business, because not everyone has a billion. You get what you give. You don’t have to have too much money to invest.
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@_phoenx @AfricaFactsZone You can workout during certain events at my gym. After we renovated the gym, we had a party like this while people worked out, there were group sessions on that days as well.
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@ValaAfshar @ChibuzoUjam You can only imagine how many Michael Jordan’s than lived before basketball was a thing or lived in Africa where they never got the opportunity to use their skills or how many Einsteins and Newtons that were confined to a plantation. We can only imagine.
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Also noteworthy that entrepreneurship has driven many into poverty.
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@Bawzz_lady @ChibuzoUjam Now the stabbed lady gets the chance to sleep with her man for three more years unperturbed.
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@TheRealTemz @the_banku First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— Because I was...
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@UberFacts Maybe the researchers should focus on things that are less obvious.
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2 years
😂😂😂😂 Man, if there is nothing to love Wizkid for, just love him because he minds his business.
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1 year
Why would you want a good leader like Seyi Makinde gone? We Enugu people will like to give you Gburugburu in exchange for Seyi.
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Seyi Must Go - The Coalition has begun. I dey come. E ti ri nkankan 😂
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3 years
@Mazigburugburu1 Derivatives are basically futures and the likes and it’s very risky just like crypto. Bonds have very low yields and are grossly affected by inflation. Equities are basically tradable stocks and that is what “real men” should actually focus on. Don’t even want to talk crypto.
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3 years
When a woman(or anybody) is told something is empowering, she should ask herself if the powerful in the society does it.
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@oloye__ This is false on all fronts. BTC was 7k to 10k around this time last year. So 10M would be worth 30M+ now. Secondly considering how badly businesses performed this year due to COVID, I doubt anybody could have doubled their capital when many lost.
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@ManLikeIcey Unfortunately, Mad people are not of limited supply.
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@oloye__ @miss__amarachi You must not buy one BTC, you can own a fraction of it. You can own even $1 or 100 naira worth of BTC. Stop using $33k as a benchmark, buy what you can. Even if you bought 50,000 naira worth of BTC it is something.
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@dondekojo Why you think say them no re-elect Patrick Obahiagbon? 😂😂 Politics is a weird game. Applause to the kid though, at that age I was playing with sand.
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Let’s say you bought a land last year for say, 1M and you sell it for 1.1M this year, you think you made a profit of 10% yeah? Except Naira depreciated about 15% last year so you made a loss of 5%.
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@Opey3mi @ChibuzoUjam I’d be satisfying my women till I’m 69 years old.
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@EarthGodikenna @raphousetv2 He ain’t listening to “protect yourself at all times”.
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@ChibuzoUjam 😂😂😂
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I love Wole Soyinka when he is not doing politics.
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@Princemoye1 Even though it’s unpopular, I’d like to commend you guys. Hopefully, this swift response to bring bad police officers to book, would cause the public will sway in your favour and trust you guys more.
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@asemota You were right about the use case of the blockchain just wrong about the implementation. I think you just trusted Nigerian politicians again and they disappointed you like they always do.
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4 years
@dajma00 @towernter The problem is that there are about 4000 different Gods in history. You are just a gambler, gambling on one. You are just one gamble away from the person who doesn’t believe in any. What you wrote is called “Pascal’s wager”, you see why it doesn’t work?
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@instablog9ja Then you bring the update to Nigeria and enter pothole 🌚
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@dejiimole Na you we dey pray against for MFM.
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@dantheboxingman It’s his job to tell these lies.
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@Nsukka_okpa This hungry lecturer no dey use drinks play sha
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@Arakunrin_emma Actually what Jordan Peterson was trying to say in that interview echoed the words of Carl Jung. “No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.” Basically what this means is that you can never claim to be good unless you have the capacity to do..
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@ChrisQuintanar1 @justusecomsense @CensoredMen I’m glad you recognize it is something you need to work on, that’s the first step. I’ll advice you find a community of people that will motivate you on your journey. I wish you the best of luck buddy.
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@Yusufnurasalma1 @XBrianDennis Is that what you learnt from what I wrote?
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@monchi_veee @Mirashkah The majority of the job lies with the kids, I have a cook, a cleaner, a washing machine and most male adults do those for themselves without complaining about it. Do you know how stressful it is to be the breadwinner of a family, especially in Nigeria. Life is not easy that’s...
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@monchi_veee @Mirashkah I would gladly do the chores with who I would split the bills equally with. I’ve been doing it on my own so what’s the big deal? However if I pay the bills or majority of it, I expect you to handle business at home. Simple.
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The funny thing is that nobody can ban cryptocurrencies because it is decentralized (there is no single point of failure) and has no governing body. You might try to identify accounts used for cryptocurrency transactions but traders will only get smarter with time.
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@feli_nwa @Jide_Adesugba Just $200, also come with two grown chickens for practicals.
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@AqibKhan_ @GeorgeForeman Never call any boxer a bum.
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@coolestMeeeee @Don_Gbengarh @uchenna_omooba @Postsubman Nobody likes being forced to continue a sexual activity they are not interested in, that’s actually the definition of rape.
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@0x I’ve tweeted this before.
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Most of the property appreciation real estate agents tell you about is just inflation. Naira is losing value faster than any value appreciation in that land or property.
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