"when i was your age, i survived a pandemic and didn't leave my house for 2 years. you'll be ok if you don't go out tonight" will be my favorite line i'll use on my future kids.

Me on my way to work:.

please excuse me while i go nonverbal

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

idk how they got there

the origin of my trust issues

my brain at 3am