“That’s weird...”
“What?”
“Nothing it’s just, this guy—“
“You mean our murder victim?”
“Yeah, it’s just his tweets”
“What about them?”
“Every single one of them is... good.”
Two homocide detectives reading my tweets after I get murdered for being right about everything.
If you’re covering someone else’s love song don’t change the pronouns you fucking coward. That song is about a man and you’re gay for the next three minutes!!!
A new law in San Diego, which will go into effect at the beginning of 2022, requires grocery stores and other food suppliers to donate all edible food waste to a food rescue organization or food bank.
At 16, I showed up to my interview for Barnes & Noble (dream job) in jeans and a polo shirt. First thing the manager said to me verbatim was “look around— do you see anyone working here in jeans? No. You can go.” That location closed and now I’m rich but I’m still traumatized.
30 lead tablets, engraved with curses, that invoked the gods of the underworld in order to cause harm to others, have been discovered at the bottom of a 2,500 year old well in Athens.
#archaeology
#Greece
Thinking about my friend who was on Team Miley in some season of The Voice and said she was the only coach who showed up to every off camera rehearsal and still emails with him to this day. I declare her a real one!!
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled today that cities can punish unhoused people for sleeping in public, even if they have nowhere else to go.
We cannot arrest our way out of homelessness.
Christmas adjacent birthdays are obviously an injustice, but the absolute worst birthday to have is Jan 3. Everyone is burnt out, broke and/or sober. Pick a date in July babe and lie. You deserve it.
I know some of you are excited (?) about a possible Joe Biden presidential run, but hear me out: WHAT IF he opens a Coldstone Creamery franchise with a robust Instagram presence instead??? Feel like that would scratch that itch for you.
I actually prefer when they put a 37-year-old in pigtails when she has to play a teenager in a flashback and call it a day than all this digital retouching.
A real thing I’m doing tonight is throwing a party where all the gay guys bring that one girl in their life and we all introduce our one girls and it’s sort of like getting the kids together on a play date.
So much handwringing about Gen Z and if social media has rotted their brains, meanwhile students across the country are putting their academic careers on the line for Gaza are demonstrating more moral clarity on this issue than most of the our elected leaders. The kids are fine.
Now, at the University of Minnesota – Twin Cities:
an emergency protest has mobilized upwards of 1,000 UMN students & staff — now gathered outside Memorial Union.
student protestors arrested this morning have been released, and the Solidarity Encampment is being re-established.
Emma Stone’s brand of theatre kid energy is very rare, theatre girl who also won prom queen energy. Not the vapid kind of cool but the girl who burned you a copy of Trasatlanticism after choir kind of cool.
My favorite part of every movie is the ten minutes before the trailers start when all your friends are sitting in their assigned seats, snacks in hand, chatting calmly, not an ounce of cortisol in my body because everybody got there at the time I wanted.
Your movie doesn’t have to be ABOUT adoption, it can be completely incidental. You can just cast Lupita Nyong’o and Manny Jacinto as the children of Antonio Banderas and Laura Dern just for the fucking fun of it and no one would drag your ass to jail.
Hey I’m also bipolar, and it’s especially troubling to me that it’s only really discussed on here as a result of the episodes of high profile talents. I work and live and am medicated and am largely pretty happy because I have an incredible support system. That’s that on that.
I love being stoned. I just masterfully ended a fight by saying I was too high to deal with it and everyone had to be nice to me because being high is protected class.
I’m gonna need every single Disney Adult to figure out how they can best support these folks, harness your earnestness and weaponize your cringe. These are your people! ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼
NEW: Disneyland workers are exposing the reality of their jobs.
“The magic starts to fade away and you’re just left with not being able to pay rent, permanent injuries, and management who doesn’t value or respect you.”
Today they start voting on a union to bring the magic back.
I will NEVER lie about being queer EVER again unless my Uber driver is giving me a weird vibe and asks if I have a girlfriend in which case I am straight and her name is Jessica. She grooms dogs, I work in tech and believe in god.
What message do you think he was sending when he destroyed every university, bombed every hospital and murdered thousands of babies. This ain’t breaking my dears.
Students ride the MTA for free. Who cares if she lost her student metro card or neglected to use it— why the fuck is this cop putting her hands on her?
@NYPDTransit
is this how you train your officers to handle teens? I agree with the kid, this is insane.
Make this go viral!!!!! NYPD is the biggest gang in NYC AND THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE. This young lady was just trying to get home from school as a cop bullies her.
#Retweet
please!
#NYPD
#BlackLivesMatter
Before they were murdered, Harvey Milk and Mayor Mascone were working on sweeping tenants rights ordinances across SF that could’ve had lasting effects. Diane Feinstein was about to resign from politics. Then she found Harvey’s body and everything changed. History is crazy.
My favorite thing about being home in the suburbs is seeing all these guys doing country boy drag. Pick-up trucks, hunting shit, confederate flags… honey, you live in a subdivision. Calm down.
There is something both uniquely feminine but deeply ungay about Gilmore Girls (as much as I love it, it’s not gay culture) and I think that’s kind of rare. Like I genuinely don’t think ASP has many close gay guy friends in her circle. I mean the hats!
I think it would be more worthwhile if everyone stopped trying to convince people to vote for Biden and instead try to get a Biden to do things that will make people want to vote for him again.
I can’t stop thinking about Challengers. My whole life is consumed. Just called an Uber (like in Challengers) working on my laptop (Zendaya works on a laptop in Challengers) kissing a man (wish I were doing this in front of Zendaya) etc.
One recipe we’ve lost along the way is allowing writer’s rooms to make real time adjustments based on audience reaction. Sometimes annoying characters have to stop being that way or get buried alive in a hole before their arc is finished.
I love how writers are like we want 22 episode seasons and actors are like 22 episode seasons are awesome and the crew is like please give us longer seasons so we aren’t unemployed 4 times a year and audiences are pleaseeee give us more episodes and execs are like .. how about 6
Production deciding not to show us any of process involved in getting here is so fuckin funny. Hours of footage of her trolling the other queens but not a second to explain how she did that to the ties!!
Reminder: Whole Foods, Amazon, Target, and Instacart workers are going on strike today. A day of lost business can hurt these businesses, which can translate to meaningful change for workers. One single day of not ordering batteries online means nothing for you. Don’t be a scab.
Some words really are a wild ride to spell. “Eighth?” Every letter you’re what the fuck am I even doing then you black out and suddenly you’ve spelled a word? Absolutely out of this world experience.
Hello, if you cannot afford to see Crazy Rich Asians opening weekend because you are actually a very poor Asian, DM me a pic of your ticket receipt and I will Venmo you the cost of the ticket. Honor system, you better be broke. I’ll stop doing this when I decide to.
Don’t thank that messy bitch Flake, thank those women who had to once again unpack their trauma so someone with a little bit of power would do the right thing.
I think I’ve met enough 24-year-olds now. If you are 24 and want to meet me you have to kill one of the 24-year-olds I already know and take their place.
Tuesday is such a sad little day. No identity, no hype, no swag. We do our best, with its taco, giving, even elections! But even with those events draped over it, it’s still just Tuesday. Very straight coded in that way.
Answer me this: how in the hell is Rory Gilmore gonna be obsessed with Noam Chomsky AND Ayn Rand? Turns out the twist of the show is she’s dumb as hell.