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engineering manager @netflix. Tweets my own. Jokes probably stolen from Reddit. he/him.

Washington, DC
Joined June 2007
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David Zhou
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18 years
I bought Pokemon Pearl. LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMANS
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3 months
good time as any to finally unplug from the socials* and media for a good while * i am going, ever deeper, into random niche subreddits, and i'm good with that
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3 months
@zeeg bring back justintv style 24/7 pov cam
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3 months
@zeeg step 4, get off twitter (and congrats on the break!)
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3 months
@nicklenko @Shopify congrats!!
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3 months
@bentlegen @getsentry end of an era, and also congrats!!
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3 months
@zemotion @zeeg @getsentry i found my old protoss unit commit 😭
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3 months
one chaotic good corporate act you can do is switching google docs you come across to the pageless format
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4 months
a moment of self reflection triggered this morning since i spend enough time in google calendar that i noticed that the rounded corners got even more round
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4 months
@zeeg @wesbos my favorite color, gront
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4 months
so far metaphor re:fantazio is a fantastic game wrapped in a name that is simply peak jrpg word mash
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4 months
what does it say about me that this is the most exciting google feature of the year
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4 months
it true
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4 months
maybe one day, your photo will be in r/oldschoolcool, except it’s a late 90s photo of a LAN party
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5 months
weird obsession with eating pets aside, trump definitely would have forwarded the chain emails about the neighborhood being replaced with lizard people
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5 months
@pelin_liu i kno that feel
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@chanian i realize that is turn signals but better
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@ramit that same person will blame them when that cheap beater car (which barely exists anymore in the first place) needs repairs, and ask with out a shred of introspection, "why couldn't they be more responsible and buy a more reliable car"
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5 months
something i miss about new york is the unspoken communal help but lol also people realize the best way to get where you want to go is by helping others so they get out of the way especially on subway stairs
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my favorite new york social code is when a lone person needs to get a stroller up the subway stairs. nearly instantly, a stranger picks up the other end of the stroller, helps carry it up, then departs as quickly as they appeared. no words are exchanged. eye contact is minimal.
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