RT @elonmusk: Congratulations Shannon!

Nothing like standing in the gateway listening to a @AmericanAir supervisor knowingly and unrelentingly berate another employee in front of about 20 passengers over a procedure issue. Welcome to PHX Gate B9! If you lead people correct teammates privately! SMDH

@MAJTOURE Dog whistle is such a BS term used in lieu of a real argument. I vote for the gulag.

@POTUS I thought you wanted to defund the police? I'm confused.

RT @lassonocontext:

@UUCMethod NO

@flyont thanks making @Uber impossible today. Guess I’ll find another way home?

So, what, this is who we are now? Seriously?

I’ll never forget being in the Orange Bowl for this.

Dang @PopeyesChicken got me.

A side penalty of this face mask life is being at the grocery store and realizing your breathe is 100% stank. #BrushYoTeef

@kaaya323 Spill it man. We all know it was a train wreck.

@Bbizzle Oh you salty

Thanks @Target but I don’t think this is the right time for me to Pre-order the new iPad Pro. Thanks for the email though, I’m fine. This is all fine. Have you seen the news in the past couple weeks?

RT @garyvee: Always be testing

Anybody else have a couple hours to kill at DFW?

Almost 5pm on Friday. I can’t wait to get outta here and Live Laugh Love my way through the weekend.

Had lunch @PopeyesChicken in the Dallas airport today. It had the classic attitude filled service. They even added in a sassy register person who chewed her fingers for the entirety of taking my order and getting the food. #FoodService #QualityControl