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I'll never let you down, provided your expectations are sufficiently low. Occasional Parody. #GOBUCKS Bipolar w/cPTSD Same on BlueSky.
DeathSantis or DeSaster??
Joined October 2010
Her divorce and his recent break-up now makes a lot more sense.
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Who in the fuck poses for pictures at a funeral?
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Did a mortician do Senator Kennedy's makeup?
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I am likely admitting myself tomorrow for mental issues. I am embarrassed that it has come to this but I finally realize that I need help. Thank you to all that have supported me thus far. I pray I can return that love in the future.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Lt. Col Abner Shwarfield, commander of the 3rd Gravy Seals platoon, currently protecting the western flank of MAGA Snowflakeville from @RandyRainbow and show tunes.
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My little girl crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. I am devastated.
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It is official. They have lost their fucking minds.
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I am a nobody in a red state but if he does this I will donate as much as possible to his Democratic opponent in the primary.
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Where do you think this guy is from? (city or state)
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I am CERTAIN there is a good explanation.
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I watched this entire video and failed to find a single black Trump supporter.
INSANE TURNOUT in South Carolina. Thousands of people here before 8am. Enthusiasm through the roof for Pres. Trump and the MAGA movement.
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My cousin is in the hospital with CoVID. It does not look good.
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It appears court went well this morning.
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Kind of looks like a walking inflated Whoopie Cushion
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I was going to write a parody from Dipshit Chucklefuck's Twitter account but after seeing this real post, I don't think I can top it for sheer lunacy and vitriol.
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What is the combined IQ of the three geniuses shown here?
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If the world is looking for someone to award the Nobel Peace Prize, I think we have a candidate that deserved it.
In Iskenderun delivering hot meals, Turkish apples, yogurt, fresh bread and food items to families who sleep in tents or in their cars. Families from around the city gather at night, in the cold, for safety and community. We activated two restaurants! @WCKitchen #ChefsForTuerkiye
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Newt chimes in with the absolute stupidest fucking thing I have seen in a while.
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You know, I mean you just absolutely know, that he has personally ridden most of those dildos behind him.
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Thursday morning gaslighting. This is not ground zero.
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@sleazy_slav I investigated. There are 12 different major keys in music. She managed to sing this song in eight of them DESPITE the fact that the song has no key changes. Who is she related to in the GQP party?.
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If there was EVER a doubt about whether or not this wench is racist, then let this video put that doubt to rest. If I were in the UK, I would call her a c**t. It would be appropriate. It is a much more offensive word here than there. But Bleached 3-toed Mongoloid seems right.
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Lyndsay is transitioning into a mini-trump.
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Out of who's ass did he pull this fucking statistic?
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Is this on Truth Social?? Melania might get pissed.
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@rsbagga @FromWhimsy If I was Disney, I would find a way to shut down the entire resort for repairs. About eight months worth during which the complex is closed. Thinking from about Thanksgiving through July. Let's see how central Florida does without the leading employer for a while.
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I bought a six bone roast, granted it was choice, for $86. Shop smart.
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Caption this WITHOUT referring to "The Three Stooges."
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This video will be on PornHub this week.
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Nixon was not involved in trying to violently stay in power. Nixon did not beg states to overturn an election. Nixon did beg for a foreign country to investigate his opponents (that I know of). So this is different. No pardon.
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Actual images of members of the Republican oversight committee behind closed doors.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene leading the St. Patrick's Day Parade after several shots of Patron.
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Something has changed but I don't know what.
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Separated at birth. One went on to be a clown on screen, loved by millions for saying and doing stupid shit. The other was a Stooge.
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I did not agree with him on very much but this still stands as fact.
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Here is Rhonda Santis signing legislation to ban Diversity and Inclusion in Florida's government. Why are there no black folks there?
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Over on Truth Social, which is as much of an oxymoron as jumbo shrimp.
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Florida will reach Gilead status by the end of the year. DeathSantis is killing the state. It will "look good" to his supporters as he prepares a White House run. However, the far-reaching implication of his governance will be the undoing of this state. Fuck him.
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@lisa_liberal @NickAdamsinUSA Rumor is he and Lyndsay Graham have something going on. I just started that rumor one minute ago.
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Just posted. Looks like he is going through some things.
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What part of this image makes you most want to vomit?
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NOT a parody. This bastard is truly sick!
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Of course, it had nothing to do with having fun.
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Saw this on Tinder. Looks good. Any advice??
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Shocking, I know, but lets follow the evidence, shall we?
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Mike Pence on the way to his Presidential candidate announcement. Mother is following at a safe distance.
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