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America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. 💸

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@dickmasterson
Dick Masterson
6 months
This is the attempted bribery of a federal judge. John Oliver should be prosecuted as hard as Ricky Vaughn was.
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🚨 HBO Host John Oliver offers to pay Clarence Thomas $1M a year to “Get The F*** Off The Supreme Court” “So that’s the offer. $1M dollars a year and a brand new condo on wheels [WORTH $2.4 million] and all you have to do in return is sign the contract and get the f*** off the
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Dick Masterson
10 months
If you work in a tall building, maybe stay home today.
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Disclose.tv
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JUST IN - Pentagon has again failed its independent annual audit of $3.8 trillion in military assets — Stripes
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6 months
@SameeraKhan You look like a drag queen.
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25 days
FUCK. My nephew called me “Chungus” in front of my whole family and girlfriend and everyone laughed. It’s over.
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NEW - Trump reportedly in talks to fire campaign managers Chris LaCivita and Susie Wiles — DailyMail
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4 months
We have to go back.
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4 months
@SydneyLWatson We can do better than this.
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@RealDianeYap Talking to women is literally torture.
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7 months
This is exactly what I want posted when I OD.
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7 months
I can finally say it. Twomad was a rapist and a pedophile. Over the past few years he tried to murder me multiple times for helping the police & detectives in multiple states to investigate a lot of horrible things he's done. He wanted to take out multiple innocent lives by
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2 years
Took you too long, @elonmusk . Now free Destiny, Sam Hyde, and Nick Fuentes!!!
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4 months
@SebGorka You ate the holocaust.
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1 year
So all these people believe the guy who had sex with Obama 40 years ago, but not the girls who got raped by the celebrity drug addict sex addict. Lol okay. 👍🏻
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11 months
You kids are going to see a lot of shit over the next couple years. Just remember, you don't have to care about any of it. You don't have to argue it or justify it or rationalize it. You can just not care. It's the only thing they can't take from you.
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Dick Masterson
10 months
I really can’t believe Nick Fuentes is still banned. Fucking Elon Musk is now saying worse shit than I’ve ever heard Nick say lol.
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Dick Masterson
11 months
It’s a crime against humanity that Nick Fuentes is banned from all platforms at a time when war with Iran is on the table. He’s anti-war. Full stop. He has those old Italian political instincts and he speaks to Christians. Every voice against war deserves to be heard.
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Liz Wheeler
11 months
DEBUNKING the VIRAL Nick Fuentes video, plus why Vivek Ramaswamy is WRONG about Harvard students supporting terrorism
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Wow! If your body looks like that, you might as well have had some kids.
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Angela Belcamino
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42. Child-free. Saturday night out. No babysitter needed. The right hates this.
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Swing and a miss.
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6 months
Sean’s dog was on the show today.
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