Dick Masterson
@dickmasterson
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America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. 💸
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🍝 NEW BONUS EPISODE OF THE DICK SHOW 🍝
Chinese face transplants, an anti-drunk voice modulator, GPS trackers for breast implants, Flamin' Hot Marlboros, a DUI drone, and the end of Maddox's 3-hour Cuckumentary: The Mystery Man. This is easily some of
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This is the attempted bribery of a federal judge. John Oliver should be prosecuted as hard as Ricky Vaughn was.
🚨 HBO Host John Oliver offers to pay Clarence Thomas $1M a year to “Get The F*** Off The Supreme Court”
“So that’s the offer. $1M dollars a year and a brand new condo on wheels [WORTH $2.4 million] and all you have to do in return is sign the contract and get the f*** off the
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If you work in a tall building, maybe stay home today.
JUST IN - Pentagon has again failed its independent annual audit of $3.8 trillion in military assets — Stripes
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We have to go back.
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This is exactly what I want posted when I OD.
I can finally say it.
Twomad was a rapist and a pedophile.
Over the past few years he tried to murder me multiple times for helping the police & detectives in multiple states to investigate a lot of horrible things he's done.
He wanted to take out multiple innocent lives by
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“They’re eating the pets” is a perfect execution of the “weird” meme liberals were trying to force. Doesn’t matter if it’s true. It is true, but it doesn’t matter. Migrants’ cultural differences are violently incompatible with our own and your first-world lifestyle is being
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So all these people believe the guy who had sex with Obama 40 years ago, but not the girls who got raped by the celebrity drug addict sex addict. Lol okay. 👍🏻
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You kids are going to see a lot of shit over the next couple years. Just remember, you don't have to care about any of it. You don't have to argue it or justify it or rationalize it. You can just not care. It's the only thing they can't take from you.
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Holy shit, they actually are eating the cats?? I thought that was bullshit.
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I really can’t believe Nick Fuentes is still banned. Fucking Elon Musk is now saying worse shit than I’ve ever heard Nick say lol.
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The assassination attempts make me think they don’t actually have enough immigrant votes to cheat. 🤔
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His final statement: “Ughhhhhh I’m being electrocuted fuckkkkk.”
Marcellus Williams has been executed.
His final statement was made public.
“All Praise Be To Allah In Every Situation!!!”
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It’s a crime against humanity that Nick Fuentes is banned from all platforms at a time when war with Iran is on the table. He’s anti-war. Full stop. He has those old Italian political instincts and he speaks to Christians. Every voice against war deserves to be heard.
DEBUNKING the VIRAL Nick Fuentes video, plus why Vivek Ramaswamy is WRONG about Harvard students supporting terrorism
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I always have defended Nick Fuentes. I always will. And I like him!
Maddox (who has been legally labeled a cuckold) attacks Dick Masterson because he is a fan of Nick Fuentes. Then, he makes fun of him for being denied banking access. (as if that is some kind of "pwn")
This dork, Maddox is so embarrassing it's funny.
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Didn’t you celebrate Ashli Babbitt getting executed?
Our society has become dangerously bloodthirsty
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That’s not even her fucking name.
NEW - Nikki Haley: "Every person on social media should be verified by their name" because of "national security."
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“They’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens in prison.”
How did he even think of that, let alone say it so cleanly?
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SHOW IS OVER
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