Dear
#Uthamakistan
I said we are over borrowing, you said no pain no gain
I said SGR is not value for money, you said I’m anti-development
I said we prioritize agric productivity, you said stadiums
Now you turn around and demand I give solutions
Sasa. mnataka . nifanye . nini?
My life since Supreme Court upholding of
@WiiliamsRuto
win. Minimum 12hr working day, yesterday a record 16hrs. Hopefully it all comes together today. Congrats William Ruto. Well done Kenya Kwanza Happy inauguration day everyone.
#AKenyaForEveryone
Three things I will not be party to, defend or take collective responsibility for.
1. Lies, and taking the public for fools
2. Corruption
3. Vomiting on the peoples shoes
Dear cows and sheep. Before you start fighting each other for politicians here is something you should know. Not too long ago I was in a sitting with Martha and Kivutha in William Ruto’s Karen residence strategising defeating BBI. Both were eager contenders for his running mate
Do you know that an estimated 1500 young doctors remain unemployed since graduating? And do you know the Sh14b
@RailaOdinga
is prepared to spend to quench his hunger power can employ and pay these doctors for 5 yrs? Thought you should know.
#RipDrMogusu
#RejectBBI
#LindaKatiba
This is how percentages are looking based on results
@OleItumbi
has posted on his TL. We’ve secured our strongholds solidly, swung Western, running neck to neck in Nairobi Coast, North, strong showing in Ukambani and Kisii/Nyamira. It is a rout. Well done
#KenyaKwanza
Uhuru Kenyatta legacy issa scam…
School laptops scam
SGR scam
Eurobond scam
Galana Kulalu scam
Last mile connectivity scam
Security cameras scam
Dams scam
Container terminal scam
Huduma namba scam
Stawi loan app scam
Early oil export scam
Medical equip scam
what have I missed?
Wajaluo kaeni chini.
Uthamakism is a Kikuyu disease. Thurakus have accepted and they are now recovering. Some have suffered an opportunistic infection Sugoinitis but we are treating it.
Odingaism is a Luo disease. The sooner you accept and go into treatment the better.
Dear Men of Kenya
You are not entitled to women’s affection or bodies. If you feel uncontrollable rage following rejection, or empathy for men who brutalize women, if you are presently obsessed with contextualizing Ivy’s murder, please seek professional help.
#Justiceforivy
Religiosity is highly correlated with poverty and misery. Less religious society are more morally upright than religious ones. Religiosity is a sign of hypocrisy, injustice and helplessness. In short, religion is for losers.
This looks amazing. But I cant help wondering why we are unable to deploy the same social capital for development projects. If a rural hamlet called Kapsowar can do this, why do we need “capacity building” for ECDEs and dispensaries?
Public Announcement. I am not a revolutionary. I do not aspire to lead. I am not interested in public office. I engage in politics, public affairs out of self-interest, personal fulfilment, to advance my own freedom. If you see me as fighting for you its a coincidence. Thank You
Now you cry because your businesses are reporting losses? Six weeks after I urged to roll out measures to protect business and jobs what have you done, other than launch baloons and sending flowers to your masters? Greedy rudderless drunken idiot.
"Think before you start talking nonsense, we must protect our economy, this is not the time to be petty!"
President Uhuru Kenyatta lashes out at those criticising move to send flowers abroad.
#LabourDayKE
Raila groupies using big words to deflect attention from truth. Facts:
1. Moi said Luos are cheap
2. Uhuru is Moi’s political son
3. Uhuru bought Raila, cheap
4. Raila has outlived usefulness
5. Only Raila groupies still flogging BBI dead horse
If it walks, quacks like a duck
My gûka (grandp) and cûcû (grandma) Eutychus Ndii and Margaret Wanjiru Ndii, 1943. Guka recently back from WWII service in Burma. The baby on the laps is my dad, big girl is my auntie Prof Viola Kimui. Cûcû passed on last year at 106.
#Uthamaki
apologists loyalty and delusion beggars belief. 7 yrs ago Uhuru was chest thumping about transforming KE with mega-projects, and I was being trolled for saying it would end in tears. Today he is reduced to inspecting pavement repairs at night. Still they cling to hope.
Hollow man
You borrowed billions to build a rail
four hundred and fifty to be precise
the old one could’ve been fixed for a fifth
five thousand more megawatts, you bellowed
and we only needed two
Dear Uthamaki. You cannot kick Ruto out and still demand he owns his share of regime failures. You gave him the get out of jail card. Neither should Raila embrace Uthamaki and not expect to pick the stench. No free lunch. When you sleep with dogs, expect to wake up with fleas.
This old lady’s house burned down three months ago. The village did a harambee to build her a new one. And now I just got these photos. Some of the things that just make one’s day.
Azimio cultists wishing for rerun should contemplate following scenario. Team opaque blocks it, deadline passes, constitutional limbo, Uhuru stays on until 2027, or revolution. Here’s the irony. WSR remains DP, Raila will be at home crying over his beer.
Good people. I have already confessed to the crime of associating with corrupt Ruto to further my personal agenda. I have asserted severally that my politics is not public service, and I’m not obliged to live up to public expectations I never signed up for. Can you move on?
I’m learning quite a bit about the young man of today. Hopelessly insecure, obsessed with masculinity, expects to buy affection, and cannot tell a girl who is stringing him along. Wacha sasa ningoje matusi🏃🏿
Notice to dynasties, home guards, court poets and house negroes writ large. 2022 is the election of dismantling colonial privilege and reclaiming our dignity.
Rule
#1
All Kenyans are equal.
Rule
#2
No Kenyan is more equal than another
#KomeshaMadharau2022
#DynastiesMustFall
Who is lying to young men that toxic masculinity is an African cultural badge of honour? If you expect you can date a career woman, marry and next day you’ll be putting your feet up as she keeps house, you are delusional. You have serious self-esteem issues to deal with.1/2
China needs to know that Africans will never forget what it is doing to our people, and these slave-dealing puppet regimes that it has corrupted and cowed into acquiescence will not be around for that long. In fact some will not survive the aftermath of this coronavirus crisis.
O LORD, even if I would argue my case with you, you would always be right. Yet, I want to talk to you about your justice. Why do wicked people succeed? Why do treacherous people have peace and quiet?
We’ve a bewildered lot of tenderpreneur generation MPs who thought KK win was back to good ol’ skyteam days when they’d walk into a ministry, walk out with a project, walk into a parastatal walk out with a tender. They are about to get much needed character development 😊
Fruitful consultations this morning with
@governorkibwana
@MarthaKarua
@JerotichSeii
Daisy Amdani on imperative for progressive proactive political initiative to defend CoK2010, defeat impunity, offer leadership that will uphold and implement, rather than subvert it. Watch space.
To be overweight is a remediable personal challenge of little or no consequence to the general public. To be empty headed is an incurable societal burden. Ũrimũ ndũrĩ ndawa. To have so many imbeciles with nothing better to talk on a public platform is a national tragedy.
This is the point at which the assembled mourners are invited to pick a handful of soil for the “dust to dust” ritual. R.I.P
#BBIFraud
#BBIAppealJudgement
1. Surrender
(i) Weston
(ii) ADC Mutara Ranch
2. Return his share of the plunder ~50b
3. Tell us the truth about Eurobond (whether he ate or Uhuru ate alone)
Then I will consider.
@DavidNdii
Dakitari it's time you join
@WilliamsRuto
as a strategist he requires such individuals who will stand with him and correct him. Wacha na safari ya Canaan
My last word on internships.
Your challenges will not be solved by the kindness of strangers. Kenya is a minority privilege economy. It can’t create the opportunities you expect for masses. You have 3 choices
join the fight to change the system
lower your expectations
migrate
The sycophancy that is coming from Raila groupies shows that many Kenyans do not want freedom. What they want is a kinder gentler master. What they don’t realize is that it is the humane slaveowners who gave slavery the cloak of moral legitimacy to survive for as long as it did.
This is
@WilliamsRuto
5th chopper. They are leased mostly to govt, state corps at min US$2300/hr (Ksh. 230k), average of 30 hrs/month. He also bills govt when he tangatangas in his own chopper. He is milking the public >Ksh 300m a year.
This was said by a Senior Chinese official last week (paraphrase):
Corruption is not the biggest challenge in your country, we have big corruption in China too— biggest problem is your leaders do not care, and its such a tragedy because you have everything else going for you.
The public policy imperative right now is to adapt 3 critical high contact sectors to Covid-19 risk viz. food supply chain, health care, education. When Uhuru Kenyatta talks economy his concern is private business interests. Its time to call out this buffoon for what he is.
The Nairobi County Government has reinstalled the sign. If you think you came from the moon go try remove it again. Also, a CCTV has been installed for the security of the area.
(Picture Courtesy).
Hon
@MarthaKarua
has said countless times she has no apologies for fighting for her side in 2007. Why are you clinging? She’s not your favourite auntie. Get on with your lives.
Moi is a passing cloud
Ruto must go
History does not repeat itself, but it rhymes
Eleven vice presidents
Only the two completed the distance and succeded the predecessor
History does not repeat itself, but it rhymes
My reading of this political moment is that it is about corruption. It is very pivotal. We have reached pivotal moments before. The 1990-92 moment was about multiparty which is a byword for political freedom and civil liberties.
Tweeps. You are free to disagree with my opinions and politics but is it too much to ask you resist entitling yourself to my labour. You have no shares in my intellectual enterprise, and I am not here for your admiration or to be a role model. I am here to be myself.
An election official is dead, others abducted. Azimio leaders assaulted others on TV, two abducted members of our team are missing for a month. Uhuru continues to violate law. Here on twitter only crime is winning an election judged free and fair by all but Raila cultists.
The hustler-dynasty debate is about oppressors vs oppressed. It is not about rich vs poor and no amount of diversionary scaremongering will make it so. A thread. 1/14
I drafted Chapter12 of the Constitution. Kenyans debated but could not agree on which heroes deserved to be on the currency so they settled on none. The Kenyatta image offends that spirit. It is deliberate mischief, impunity and contempt for the people— the hallmarks of Uhuru.
Mombasa Port made a profit of Sh15b last year. Let Mombasa own their port, they won’t need “your” money. Marsabit generated 13 percent of the country’s electricity worth Sh7b. Pay for it, they wont need “your” money. Ng’ombe ici.
A coke is Sh35 in Kenya, $1.80 in US. Ave hourly wage is Sh360 in Kenya, $22 in US. One hr of work buys 10 cokes in Kenya, 13 in US. A US work hr can buy 63 cokes in Kenya, Kenyan hr only 2 in US. But since we buy our cokes in Kenya, $ strength only matters for tourists.
She’s a medic and public health professional (MPH), was Dir. Gen, Med. Services. M7 also knows thing or 2 about pandemics, having won accolades for bold HIV/AIDs response. What do we have? A drunkard launching baloons, sending bouquets to England and a parrot firing scientists.
It’s regrettably clear that the contest between pluralism and patrimonialism is going to be a long one. You come back from positioning Kenya on the global stage to find we’ve gone back to grand marches and herding buffaloes. Bure kabisa.
Dear Tweeps. Scholars and intellectuals don’t care how you feel about them. We are interested in your opinion about issues. Politicians care how you feel about them but not what you feel or think about issues. They would rather you did not think. Invest your emotions wisely.
State capture is the repurposing of public institutions to serve private interests. Northlands City is a textbook state capture case study. It begins with the Jomo Kenyatta land grab and ends with Uhuru using same office to monetize the land. 1/4